We need more shirts.
These are really selling.
The guy at table forest said it's the perfect gift for a girl you're not in love with, just strictly banging.
He bought three.
Well, i happen to know for a fact that everyone here is getting us stuff.
Han came in with a small package today and also he was carrying a gift bag.
We'll find some money for the gifts.
People aren't expecting anything big.
Happy holidays!
People just got the nothing big they're expecting.
Gather, please.
I have a very special gift for all my diner employees.
Health insurance?
Come on, it's Christmas time, not crazy time.
It's art.
It's a one-of-a-kind silk screen.
I did it by hand.
I figure that's how you always have to do it.
John, it's the diner.
This is amazing.
Open the door.
I put something behind it that reminds me of each of you.
Mine has Sophie.
Mine has a saxophone.
Mine has a cupcake.
Mine has a chainsaw.
Meow, meow.
Yes, I'm still holding.
I need to place a rush T-shirt order.
No, no, no, no, don't put me on hold again.
I've been through seven rounds of grandma got run over by a reindeer.
And she just got run over again.
Now that we have all this crazy gay T-shirt money, I think we should up the prices on these gifts.
So we agree, we're getting Earl a car.
Sophie is getting the country house with the lake she's always wanted.
Max, Rodney is selling our shirts for $300, but we only get $25 of that.
And you can't buy a house for $750.
It's not Detroit.
Yes, hi, hi, hi.
Finally a person.
I need 50 t-shirts by Friday.
But your business card says you guarantee next day delivery.
Oh, you can't guarantee that guarantee?
Okay, now Oleg, what do you get a man who has nothing but shows you everything?
What do you mean, is there anything else you can help me with?
When did you help me at all?
And I'm beginning to think if Grandma works for you.
She didn't get run over by that reindeer, she threw herself under a sleigh.
So, Sophie's getting a Snapple.
Like last year.
Max, we can't give up.
We can do them ourselves.
We just need someone else to do them.
Come on, let's go.
There are customers who have been here since Robin Thicke was relevant.
Wait a minute.
Han, you silk screened all those beautiful cards.
You have an artistic side.
Yeah, but no backside.
And a front side that shouldn't be allowed outside.
Is this taking so long?
You did all those christmas cards.
Aren't small creatures supposed to be fast?
Truth be told, those were supposed to be ready last year, but what was the rush?
You two weren't going anywhere, just a simple yes or no, no judgment.
Have you had sex with this machine?
The only thing worse than you two working for me is me working for you.
You haven't even given me water.
Water is for closers.
By closers, I mean people who actually make clothes.
Who's that?
Han, did you call Child Protective Services on us?
Because those bruises could be from anyone.
Han, you've only made one shirt in two hours.
And it's a masterpiece.
Do you want one Citizen Kane or 30 Here Comes the Booms?
