Chapter 4.
The author, being told of a plan to accuse him of high treason, makes his escape to Blefuscu.
I should provide the reader with some description of this curious empire.
The common height of the natives is somewhat less than six inches.
The tallest horses and oxen are between four and five inches, and The tallest sheep are about an inch and a half tall.
The Lilliputians bury their dead with their heads directly downward because they hold the opinion that in 11000 years they will all rise again.
At this point, the earth, which they believe to be flat, will turn upside down.
Buried this way, they believe that they will be found standing on their feet again.
I learned of this custom in the nine months and thirteen days that I stayed in that country.
I might have stayed longer if not for the plot that was forming against me.
Just as I was preparing to visit the emperor of Blefuscu, a respectable person at court secretly came to my house and asked to speak with me.
After the common greetings, he told me that Skyresh Bagalam had gathered supporters and that they had prepared articles of accusation against me for treason and other crimes.
Out of gratitude for my help with Blefuscu.
This good man had brought me information about these dealings and a copy of the articles themselves.
I have made a translation of these, which I now offer to the public.
Articles of Accusation Against Quinbus Flestrin, the Man-Mountain.
Article 1 That the said Quinbus Flestrin brought the imperial fleet of Blefusque into the royal port.
He was afterward commanded by his imperial majesty to take all the other ships of the empire of Blefusque and reduce that empire to a province, and to destroy and put to death all of the exiles.
Article 2
The Flestrin, like a false traitor, asked to be excused from said service, claiming unwillingness to destroy the freedoms and lives of an innocent people.
Article 2.
That when certain ambassadors arrived from the court of Blefuscu to arrange the peace, the flestron did help the ambassadors, although he knew them to be servants of a prince who was recently an open enemy to his majesty.
Article 3.
That the said Quimbus flestron is now preparing to make a voyage to the court of Blefuscu, for which he has received only verbal permission from his majesty.
Also that he falsely and disloyally intends to help the emperor of Blefuscu, who was recently an open enemy of his imperial majesty.
There were several other articles, but these were the most important.
Skyrish and his supporters insisted that I should be put to death by setting my house on fire at night.
Then the general was supposed to have 20000 men shoot me with poisoned arrows in the face and hands.
His Majesty's secretary urged mercy, the best characteristic in a prince.
He asked His Majesty to be happy with merely putting out both of my eyes and sparing my life.
This way, he said, I would still be able to use my bodily strength to serve His Majesty.
He suggested that if blinding proved too weak a punishment, I could be starved to death by slowly lessening my supply of food.
Upon my death, five or six thousand of his majesty's subjects might cut my flesh from my bones and bury it in distant parts to avoid infections, leaving the skeleton as a reminder of my actions.
This plan was agreed to by all.
It was decided that the sentence of blinding would be made public, while the plan to starve me would be kept secret.
This conclusion was thought to be an example of His Majesty's great compassion.
I must confess that I could not see the mercy in this sentence, but rather found it to be quite harsh.
I thought of standing trial to defend myself but having seen many trials, figured this was a risky option.
I could easily destroy the entire empire, but I soon rejected this idea with horror.
Finally, I decided on my course of action.
Before the three days had passed, I sent a letter to my friend, the secretary, informing him of my plan to set out that morning for Blefuscu.
Without waiting for a reply, I went to the coast where our fleet lay.
Putting all of my belongings in a large man of war.
I dragged it behind me and half waited, half swam to Blefuscu.
The people had long expected me there.
Within an hour of my arrival, His Majesty, joined by the royal family and the great officers of court, came out to greet me.
I told His Majesty that I had arrived as promised, not mentioning a word of my situation.
I was received well by the court but, lacking a house and bed, was forced to sleep on the ground with only a blanket.