Okay, so just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?
That's the rule.
What rule?
There's no rule.
If anything, you owe me a table.
How'd you get there?
Well, I believe this piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Del Vecchio.
You knew about that?
Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.
Okay, okay.
How about if we split it?
What do you mean?
Like...
Buy it together?
Yeah.
You think we're ready for something like that?
Why not?
Well, it's just that it's a pretty big commitment.
I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?
Why, are you moving out?
I'm not moving out.
You'd tell me if you were moving out, right?
Yes, yes.
It's just that with my last roommate, Kip... Oh, I know all about Kip.
It's just that we bought a hibachi together and then he ran off and got married and things got pretty ugly.
Let me ask you something.
Was Kip a better roommate than me?
Oh, don't do that.
Will you pick one?
Just pick one.
Here, how about that one?
That's patio furniture.
Then what?
Like people are gonna come in and think, uh-oh, I'm outside again.
Fine.
What about the birds?
I don't know.
Birds just don't say, hello, sit here, eat something.
You pick one.
All right.
How about the ladybugs?
Oh, so forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining.
Fine.
You want to get the birds?
Get the birds.
Not like that, I won't.
Kip would have liked the birds.
So what do you think?
I think it's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.
I know.
So how does this work?
You gonna balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Who cares?
We'll eat at the sink.
Come on.
Heads up, Russ.
Score!
You suck.
You know, Paolo's over there right now, so... Yeah, we should get over there and see if she's okay.
Just one second.
Scores!
Come on, Dave.
Well, looks like we kicked your butts.
No, no, she kicked our butts.
You could be on the Olympic stand in that team.
2-1-1.
What are you still doing here?
She just broke up with the guy.
It's time for you to swoop in.
Well, now?
Yes, now is when you swoop.
You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you.
She's gotta know that you're everything he's not.
You're like, like the anti-Paolo.
My Catholic friend is right.
She's distraught.
You're there for her, you pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross.
Yes!
And that would be a shutdown.
Shut out!
Where are you guys going?
Come on, one more game!
Oh, it's 2.30 in the morning.
Yeah.
Get out!
You guys are always hanging out in my apartment.
Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh?
Come on, wussies.
All right, okay, I gotta go.
I'm going.