How about a little bit of variety today?
Fun and casual.
We just got some funny stuff.
Hopefully it's funny.
I don't know.
Let's see.
Let's look here.
Don't even think about it.
Don't even think about it.
This is a common phrase that we use that says, hey, I know you're thinking about doing that.
Don't even think about it.
What's he thinking about?
Too late.
Too late.
I already thought about it.
I already thought about it.
I already thought about eating it.
It's too late.
Don't even think about it.
Too late.
I already thought about it.
And I'm still thinking about it.
I'm going to eat it.
I'm still thinking about it.
Okay.
Here's another one, a joke.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know.
And I don't care.
Do you get it?
Ignorance, I don't know.
If you don't know something, you're ignorant.
Apathy, you don't care.
This is a common phrase.
I don't know and I don't care.
So if someone's asking, hey, where's Tom?
I don't know and I don't care.
That just means I don't care where Tom is.
I don't follow where he's going.
Kind of like that.
That's a bad example.
Can I think of a better one?
I can't think of a good example in my head right now.
Sometimes I can think of things on the spot.
Sometimes I can't.
Anyways, what's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
Let's try something else.
Do you smell that?
I think someone left the gas on.
Oh, maybe the gas on the stove.
Do you smell that I think someone left the gas on.
Repeat after me.
Do you smell that?
I think someone left the gas on.
Quit.
Go turn it off.
Quit.
Go turn it off.
Why should I have to turn it off?
I just got comfortable.
You do it.
Why should I have to do it?
Why should I have to turn it off?
I just got comfortable.
You do it.
Say that.
Okay, you probably left it on.
Why should i have to?
You probably left the gas on.
It was probably you that left it on.
Why should i have to go turn it off?
Uh-oh, looks like one of us needs to call the fire department.
Uh-oh, looks like one of us needs to call the fire department.
Ooh, well, they are very stubborn.
What's another word for stubborn? headstrong, headstrong, or adamant.
They are adamant.
They are pig-headed, defiant, defiant, pig-headed, adamant, headstrong, stubborn.
They will not give in to the other person.
You do it.
No, you do it.
I'm not moving.
All right.
Let's try this one.
Sometimes when you're hungry, all you really need is a glass of water.
Sometimes you're not really hungry.
All you really need is a glass of water.
Sometimes when you're hungry, all you really need is a glass of water.
That glass is filled with tater tots.
Oh yeah, I know.
I was just telling you a thing I learned.
Tater tots.
Do you know what tater tots are?
They're potato, little chunks of potato...
It's hard to describe what a, do you know what a hash brown is?
They're like little hash browns, tater tots.
So he has tater tots in his glass.
You think it's going to be water, but it's not.
It's tater tots.
And the rabbit is confused.
Why did you tell me that?
That glass is filled with tater tots.
And then he said, oh yeah, I know.
I was just telling you something I learned.
I just learned that Sometimes, when you're hungry, All you really need is a glass of water.
I thought it was funny.
I don't know about you.
Alright, how about this one?
Damn lazy kids and their wheels.
Oh, here's a grumpy old man complaining about kid.
He's complaining about that young man.
Damn lazy kids and their wheels.
He must've invented the wheel.
It's a new invention.
And in his generation, they didn't have wills.
But in his generation, they have wills.
Back in my day, I just carried shit.
Back in my day means when I was young, back in the old days, back in my day, I just carried things.
Shit is a substitution word for stuff, things, whatever.
And the other guy is nodding.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Back in our day, we just carried it.
We didn't use wheels.
These young people using wheels nowadays.
All right.
This was not a joke, but I just thought I would throw it in.
Repeat after me.
Some days you take no steps.
Some days you take little steps.
Some days you might even slide back a little.
But what's important is that you keep moving forward.
Your steps forward add up to overcome any slide back.
That's what I always say, right?
Keep moving forward.
If you fall down seven times, get up eight times.
This is the same idea, the same concept.
What's important is that you keep moving forward.
Your steps forward add up over time.
They accumulate, right?
And you can overcome any slide backs.
A slide back means a reversal.
You get lazy for two days and you don't study English.
That's okay.
Just get up and you study the next day and the next day and those steps forward will add up over time and overcome your laziness and eventually you will become a fluent English speaker.
That is the idea.
All right, boom, good workout.
Keep moving forward one step at a time, and I'll see you in the next practice session.
