As we approach the end of 2022, we decided to take a break from our standard structured lessons to offer our listeners a unique gift: a glimpse behind the curtain. This special episode is a compilation of our most chaotic, candid, and often "catastrophically screwed up" moments recorded throughout the year. While our usual content focuses on IELTS success, this retrospective celebrates the humanity, humor, and occasional absurdity that happens when the microphones are live.
Podcasting is rarely a linear process. Throughout our sessions, we often found ourselves veering wildly off-script, leading to moments that we knew were "decidedly not going in the podcast" but were far too funny to delete. From Rory’s unexpected tangents about "porn websites"—which he insisted were "statistically the most popular ever"—to playful arguments over script editing, these outtakes highlight the dynamic between hosts. Maria’s constant battle to keep the production on track often clashed with Rory’s tendency to derail the recording with inappropriate jokes or sarcastic commentary on topics ranging from "late-stage capitalism" to the "devil's cabbage" (cannabis).
One of the recurring themes in our blooper reel is the struggle with the English language itself. Whether it’s debating the subtle difference between lying "in my bed" versus "on my bed" or Rory’s mock-Italian accent when discussing books, we often found ourselves caught in the linguistic weeds. A particularly memorable segment involved a heated, humorous debate over the pronunciation of "cannabis," with Rory teasing Maria for her "Russian pronunciation." These moments serve as a reminder that even for experts, language is a fluid, sometimes frustrating, and often hilarious endeavor.
We firmly believe that mastering a language goes beyond grammar and vocabulary; it requires an understanding of cultural nuances and humor. As noted in the episode, "when you understand English humor and all these like puns and stupid jokes, this means that your English is high." We tested this theory with a series of groan-worthy puns and jokes, ending the year with a classic: "An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year's Eve. One was charged, but the other was let off."
While the episode is peppered with "rude words" and "inappropriate jokes," it reflects our genuine appreciation for our listeners. We are "IELTS Speaking for Success experts," but we are also human beings who enjoy a laugh. We poked fun at the rigid nature of teaching—joking that there is "nothing dumber than an English teacher"—and navigated the absurdity of trying to record professional content while dealing with distractions like construction noise ("drill the shit out of the wall") or bizarre script additions.
Ultimately, this episode was about sharing the "wonderful times" we had recording. It is a testament to the fact that while we strive for excellence in our educational content, the heart of our podcast lies in the authentic, unfiltered connection we share with our audience. As we close out 2022, we hope this collection of laughter provides as much joy to you as it did to us, and we thank you for being a part of our journey.