Welcome to English as a Second Language podcast number 111, Last Minute Holiday Shopping.
This is English as a Second Language podcast episode 111.
I'm your host, Dr Jeff McQuillan from the Center for Educational Development in beautiful Los Angeles, California.
On this podcast, we're going to talk about last-minute holiday shopping.
Let's go.
Every year, I tell myself that I won't procrastinate in doing my holiday shopping.
And every year I end up with a shopping list as long as your arm and about 24 hours to get it all done.
Waiting until the last minute means that I have to brave the crowds out doing their last-minute shopping.
First, I have to find a place to park in the parking lot, which is always packed.
Then, I have to fight off the bargain hunters who are there for the holiday markdowns.
With so many shoppers, the shelves are usually a mess. and a lot of items are out of stock.
When I finally pick out what I want to buy, there are usually long lines at the register.
Just when I'm about to check out, I always remember that I've forgotten one last thing.
It never fails.
When I get home with the presents, I have to wrap them.
Hopefully, I haven't forgotten to get gift wrap, ribbons and bows, and holiday cards.
By the time I'm finished, I'm exhausted and I feel like Scrooge.
Bah humbug!
Why do I do this to myself every year?
Next year, I'm starting my holiday shopping in September.
Then again, I said that last year.
Today we are doing some last-minute holiday shopping.
When we say we're doing something at the last minute, we mean we're doing it right before it has to be done.
We're waiting until we have no more time left.
This is, of course, about holiday shopping, and that usually is around Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever it is you celebrate.
I mentioned that every year I tell myself I won't procrastinate in doing my holiday shopping.
To procrastinate, P-R-O-C-R-A-S-T-I-N-A-T-E, means to wait until the last minute.
Another expression we'd say is to put it off.
To put something off means to say, oh, I'll do it later.
Not right now.
Maybe later.
That's procrastinating.
Students, for example, who wait until the night before a big exam to start studying are procrastinating.
I say that I end up with a shopping list as long as your arm every year.
The expression to end up with means that as a result of or because of something.
For example here, because I procrastinate, I end up with a long shopping list.
The shopping list I mentioned is as long as your arm.
And that's an expression meaning something that's very, very long.
Usually we use that expression in talking about a list of things or a listing of items of some sort.
Basically a long list.
I said that waiting until the last minute means that I had to brave the crowds out doing their last minute shopping.
We've talked about what it means to wait until the last minute.
To brave the crowds.
To brave B-R-A-V-E means to have to put up with or tolerate the crowds of people.
A crowd, of course, is many people.
So to brave the crowds means that I have to go out to a store with many people, and I have to be able to put up with that, to tolerate it, to not let it bother me.
Last-minute shopping is, of course, what we've been talking about here, shopping at the last minute.
Now, when you go to the store near the holidays in December, they're always packed.
And to be packed, P-A-C-K-E-D, means that they're full, full of people.
The opposite of packed would be that they were dead.
That is, there was no one there.
I said I had to fight off the bargain hunters who were there for the holiday markdowns.
To fight off literally means that someone is attacking you and you have to defend yourself.
But, of course, we're not using this literally.
This is a metaphor.
It's an analogy.
We're not actually fighting people.
Well, sometimes, if it's a lot of difficult people, you might be fighting them, but normally...
To fight off here is not to be taken literally.
We don't mean we actually fight people.
Bargain hunters are people who are looking for a bargain, and a bargain B-A-R-G-A-I-N is a low price on something what we would call a good deal.
Someone says, oh, that's a bargain, means that's a good price, a low price.
A hunter is someone normally who, for example, hunts animals like deer or whatever animal, geese.
But here, again, it's not literally a hunter.
It's someone who is looking for.
So to hunt can also mean in this context to look for.
A markdown, M-A-R-K-D-O-W-N, is when a store reduces or lowers the price.
So often during the holiday shopping season, there will be lower prices at the store and these are called markdowns.
Well, I said that with so many shoppers, the shelves are usually a mess and a lot of items are out of stock.
The shelves are the place where in a store they put the things that you want to buy.
You can have a shelf is the singular.
Shelves, S-H-E-L-V-E-S, is the plural.
The idea of it being a mess.
M-E-S-S means that nothing is in order, that everything is thrown together and it's not very neat.
To be a mess is the opposite of to be neat.
Out of stock, three words, out of stock means that the store doesn't have any more left.
It runs out, we would say.
To run out means that you sell all of the ones you have and you don't have any more to sell.
I said that I finally picked out what I wanted to buy.
To pick out means to select, to choose.
But there are usually long lines at the register.
The register, sometimes called the cash register, is where you go in a store to pay for what you are going to buy.
When you are going to pay for your merchandise, your items, you are going to check out.
I want to check out at the register means I want to pay for my things at the register.
I said that usually I always forget at least one thing.
And I used the expression, it never fails. means it always happens.
It never fails.
It always rains when you go to the beach, meaning every time I go to the beach it rains.
It never fails.
When I get home with the presents or the gifts, I have to wrap them.
And to wrap W-R-A-P a present or a gift means to put paper colored paper usually around it and you tape it up so it looks nice.
The paper is called gift wrap.
Two words, gift wrap.
Ribbons and bows are also sometimes used on presents.
A ribbon is usually a half inch, maybe one inch piece of material.
It's like a big piece of string or rope that you put around the present.
And a bow is like a little flower that sits on top of the present.
That is made out of, usually the same material as the ribbon.
A holiday card.
When you have a gift, you often give a holiday card and whatever holiday you celebrate.
To be exhausted means to be very tired, to be so tired you can't do anything else.
I often feel like Scrooge, Bah Humbug.
Well, Scrooge, S-C-R-O-O-G-E, is a fictional person.
He is a symbol for someone who doesn't like Christmas or who doesn't like the holidays.
Charles Dickens wrote a story called The Christmas Carol.
And the main character, the main person in the story was Scrooge.
And Scrooge was an old business owner who was mean and didn't like Christmas and didn't like children.
So if someone says don't be a Scrooge, they mean don't be like Scrooge, mean and hate Christmas or hate New Year's or whatever the holiday.
The expression bah humbug and that's two words bah B-A and humbug H-U-M-B-U-G was something from the story that Scrooge would say.
Someone would say Merry Christmas and he'd say, oh bah, humbug means I don't like it, I don't believe in it.
I think we shouldn't bother doing it.
And it's usually related to someone talking about Christmas and not liking Christmas or not wanting to celebrate Christmas.
Now let's listen to the story this time at a native rate of speech.
Every year I tell myself that I won't procrastinate in doing my holiday shopping.
And every year I end up with a shopping list as long as your arm and about 24 hours to get it all done.
Waiting until the last minute means that I have to brave the crowds out doing their last-minute shopping.
First, I have to find a place to park in the parking lot, which is always packed.
Then, I have to fight off the bargain hunters who are there for the holiday markdowns.
With so many shoppers, the shelves are usually a mess and a lot of items are out of stock.
When I've finally picked out what I want to buy, there are usually long lines at the register.
Just when I'm about to check out, I always remember that I've forgotten one last thing.
It never fails.
When I get home with the presents, I have to wrap them.
Hopefully I haven't forgotten to get gift wrap, ribbons and bows, and holiday cards.
By the time I'm finished, I'm exhausted and I feel like Scrooge.
Bah humbug.
Then again, I said that last year.
Today's script was written by Dr. Lucy Say of the Center for Educational Development.
From Los Angeles, California, I'm Jeff McQuillan.
Thanks for listening.
We'll see you next time on ESL Podcast.
English as a Second Language Podcast is written and produced by Dr Lucy Say, hosted by Dr Jeff McQuillan.
This podcast is copyright 2006.
