Hey, Wowzer fans.
Mindy and Guy Raz here.
And before we start the show, we've got a little surprise for you.
Reggie, cue the fanfare.
Starting this week, we've got brand new episodes of Wow in the World.
Yep, that's right.
Starting right here on our Wow in the World podcast feed and also our YouTube channel, WowTube.
You can watch now at Tinkercast.com slash YouTube.
Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's get back to the show.
The following is a recording of an exclusive meeting intended for members of the World Organization of Wowzers.
Those of you who are not members, well, you can listen to.
I suppose.
Okay, everyone, settle down.
Settle down.
Reggie, shush.
I know it's just you and me here, but you're too settled up.
I need you to settle down.
Okay, now that we're all settled down, we can get started.
Ahem.
Hello and welcome to the March meeting of the World Organization of Wowsers.
I am Dennis, chairman and president.
Right.
The chair would also like to recognize Reggie, who is our treasurer.
Reggie, I recognize you.
Yes, I can see that.
You're still being so very settled.
Reggie, no.
Settle down.
Now, as is tradition, we will begin this meeting with the wowzer pledge.
Please stand if you are able and place your right hand over your heart.
Right, or wing.
Place your right hand or wing over your heart.
Please repeat after me.
I state your name.
Pledge to accept the honor and awesomeness granted to me by the World Organization of Wowzers.
And granted to me by Dennis, the president and chairman.
And granted to me by all of the great settler downers everywhere.
With wonders and wows for all.
Thank you.
Please sit.
Now, as always, our first order of business is to welcome our newest new members to the World Organization of Wowzers.
We have new members that have joined our ranks this past month, and I'm going to read their names out loud.
Reggie, it's time for the newest new member fanfare.
Hit it.
The following members are new.
And I would like to welcome you.
Welcome to the club.
Welcome to the crew.
Christy from Colorado.
Elias and Theo from New York.
Teddy and Kayla from Colorado.
Micah, also from Colorado.
Oliver and Penny from Virginia.
Vera and Phoebe from New Hampshire.
Henry and Jasper from Illinois.
Thomas from New York.
Hank and Macy from South Carolina.
Cole from Washington.
Jenny and Rebecca from Beijing.
Oh, wow.
Bennett from Ontario.
Elliot and Miles from New Jersey.
Calder from Washington.
Watson and Allison, also from Washington.
Moo from Wisconsin.
Joshua Jordan from Florida.
Miranda from Illinois.
Callahan from Colorado.
Eloise from Pennsylvania.
Harper from South Carolina.
Andrew and Wyatt from North Carolina.
Zach and Leo from Wisconsin.
Claire from Hawaii.
Emmett and Shirley from Maryland.
Emery and Olivia from Alaska.
Miles from Oregon.
Savan and Genevieve from New York.
Huxley from Illinois.
River and Leo from Florida.
Erwin from Illinois.
Gray and Lillian from Georgia.
Axel and Isla from Wyoming.
Kobe and Dakota from Maine.
Harper from South Carolina.
Eli and Nala from Ohio.
Johnny and Daphne from Pennsylvania.
Dylan from California.
Shoshanna and Abigail from Oregon.
Bubba and Lola from Massachusetts.
Kaya and Rune from California.
Anton and Octavia from Wisconsin.
Chase and Claire from Maryland.
Cameron and Avery, also from Maryland.
Tave and Quinton from Colorado.
Emmett and Daisy from Illinois.
Max from California.
Evan and Alex from Oklahoma.
Alden and Reese from Utah.
Ramona from New York.
Leah from Pennsylvania.
Xander from Kansas.
Iverson from North Carolina.
Jessica from Texas.
Elena and Xan from New York.
Declan from California.
Jamie from Florida.
Maisie and Susanna from Maryland.
Mila from Georgia.
Caleb and Eden from Texas.
Alexandra from Tennessee.
Graham and Rose from North Carolina.
Otto and Mai from Ontario.
Catherine and AJ from California.
Mila from Oregon.
Winston and Oliver from Minnesota.
Thomas from Texas.
Loose also from Texas.
Kian from Vermont.
Henry from New Jersey.
Eleanor from Alabama.
Beth and Rose from Michigan.
Vinny and Enzo from Minnesota.
Alec from, I don't know, it doesn't say.
Alonzo Jr. and Valentina from Illinois.
Evan from Texas.
Grace and Lowell from California.
Oliver and Claire from Michigan.
August from New York.
Cornelia and Marcella from Massachusetts.
Freddy from Michigan.
Scarlett and Teddy from Massachusetts.
Henry and Clara from North Carolina.
Isaac and Margo from Alberta.
Jocelyn and Brock from Montana.
Ashton and Bobby from United Arab Emirates.
Wow.
Liana and Layla from Florida.
Sawyer and Griffin from Colorado.
Tyler and Riley from California.
Cotter and Vivian from Massachusetts.
Anna from California.
Sylvie and Olivia from New York.
Shanye and Imani from Florida.
Owen from Maryland.
Odin from...
Uh, it doesn't say.
Maddie from New Jersey.
Scotty and Cam from California.
Anders and Star, also from California.
Jabari and Azara from Texas.
Maddie from Michigan.
Kai and Tasha from Iowa.
Amy and Thomas from... I don't know.
It's not on here.
Brixton and Madison from Alaska.
Lachlan and Evander from Washington.
Haven and Jasper from New York.
Emma from Illinois.
Agatha and Anna from North Dakota.
Gwen from Pennsylvania.
Owen and Everett from California.
Henry from North Carolina.
Another Henry from Florida.
And Aaron from Ohio.
To all the newest new members who signed up this past month, welcome.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Now, if you want to see your name on screen, grab a grown-up and tell them to go to tinkercastcom.
Slash wow and check out the new member section.
Okay, it's now time for the World Organization of Wowzer announcements.
Announcement number one.
Thank you.
That's right, Reggie.
We want to say a huge thank you to all the Wowzer fans who have already supported our podcasts with a contribution last month as part of our pledge drive.
Other grown-ups, it's not too late for you to help us keep on wowing your family.
You can text WOW to 376074 to give what you can today, or visit Tinkercastcom slash support, where you can pick from a handful of special thank you gifts for your support.
Now reggie, my complete set of custom-made, one-of-a-kind dennis action figures is not one of the gifts those are mine, but you can get personalized shout outs and special audio and video messages just for your browsers, or a chance to go behind the scenes of a show taping, and more, But not the dentist action figures.
Those are mine.
Announcement number two.
Who's tired of winter?
Raise your hand.
Reggie, no.
Put your hand down.
Oh, wow.
Look at that.
No one's tired of winter yet, which is great, because we're sending you back to the Arctic Circle, baby.
That's right, Reggie.
One of our all-time favorite episodes of Wow in the World is now available on YouTube.
It's the Wow in the World slash Who Win Wow crossover episode called Yeti Investigation.
Just in case you need a little more snow and ice in your life, you can join Mindy Guy and Carly Q on an adventure through time to learn more about the Abominable Snowman.
Just visit Tinkercast.com slash YouTube to watch now.
Announcement number three.
Reggie is on the way.
What do you mean, no, you're not?
Yes, you are.
The pigeon droppings, Reggie.
WOW members, keep your eyes on your mailboxes because Reggie will soon be delivering a pigeon dropping mailer to you.
As always, it will be chock full of Tinkertastic goodies and info exclusively for our WOW members.
And that's the end of the announcements.
Next up, it's tournament time.
No, Reggie, not college basketball.
It's time for my March Gladness tournament.
Right, March Gladness is where I think of all the things that make me the gladdest during the winter, and then I put them head-to-head in a tournament-style bracket.
Okay, so do you want to hear my gladness bracket?
The winner and champion of Dennis's March Gladness was my new haircut.
Yeah, it beat my cottage cheese industry cheese making class.
It beat the time last week where I clipped the toenail on my pinky toe just exactly right.
And it beat finishing the first draft of my rock opera, Static Man 2, Electric Boogaloo.
What?
You don't think my new haircut should have won?
Why not?
Because it looks the same.
Well, yeah, that's what's great about it.
Whatever.
My new haircut brought me the most gladness, so it wins March Gladness.
And that's final.
Okay, now that we've taken care of that important business, we have officially come to the end of the meeting.
This concludes this World Organization of Wowzers meeting of members.
Happy March, everybody, and have a great month.
We'll see you in the spring.
And remember, you all put the wow in Wowzers.
But I put the zur in wowzer.
That's me.
Meeting adjourned.
That means bye.
