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Well guys, just as the country digs out from last weekend's storm, it looks like another one is coming this weekend.
And it's being called the bomb cyclone.
Yeah, it's expected to be the biggest bomb this weekend, not counting the Melania documentary.
Speaking of the Trump administration, they just announced that they're going to negotiate a lower price for 15 drugs, including Botox.
You like that?
So if you're mad about grocery prices, at least you won't look it.
I read that the Florida Senate has advanced a bill to name the Palm Beach Airport after President Trump.
It's perfect because, just like the man, the airport's full of McDonald's and Cinnabons.
Yeah.
You'll know it's Trump Air... You ready?
Quest?
You'll know it's Trump Airport when they de-ice the plane with the tanning bed.
There you go.
You'll know it's Trump Airport when all the planes are a gift from Qatar.
You'll know it's Trump's Airport when your carry-on has to be smaller than Marco Rubio.
You'll know it's Trump's airport when the pilots are like is there a doctor on board who will say I'm 215 pounds?
Thank you very much.
Did you guys see this?
Did you guys see this?
The Justice Department just said that they still don't have a timeline for releasing the Epstein files.
America's like, no rush.
We know it's hard to press control print.
Yep, they're close.
They just have to dot the I's and cross out all the Trumps.
Well switching gears to some entertainment news.
The fourth season of Bridgerton premieres tomorrow on Netflix.
For Trump, it's not the love scenes that are hot.
It's the ballrooms.
That chandelier is really doing it for me.
Well, some music news.
I saw that Lady Gaga just released a cover of Mr. Rogers' classic song, Won't You Be My Neighbor.
It's supposed to air in a Super Bowl commercial.
Hey, James, didn't you record a version of Won't You Be My Neighbor?
Oh, yes, I did, Jimmy.
In fact, I recorded it for the new Avatar movie.
Unfortunately, it was cut out of the film.
But I'd love to sing it for you right now.
It's called Won't You Be My... Wow.
It's called Won't You Be My Navi.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Would you love mine?
Could you love mine?
-♪ Would you love mine?
Could you love mine?
Won't you love me, Navi?
-♪ Oh, my God.
Wow.
Wow.
That was incredible.
James from the Roots, everybody.
Well, get this.
A new survey found that Apple customers aren't buying the new slimmer iPhone Air.
Apparently, people didn't want the ability to accidentally drop the phone into even smaller cracks.
Wait, it just went between the floorboards?
Meanwhile, people are loving the new Samsung MegaStuff Galaxy.
Some big news about the economy.
This week, the dollar hit its weakest level in four years.
Yeah, a dollar doesn't buy what it used to.
I stopped by a Dollar General this morning and I have to agree, the only things that they were selling were head or shoulders shampoo.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Couple minutes energy.
And the scrub uncle.
And I was like, that doesn't buy.
At least they're still trying.
They're trying, but I never heard of scrub uncle.
Well, I read that, according to new census data, last year the US population grew at one of the slowest rates in history.
Yeah, it's not a great sign when the entire country is not in the mood.
But thanks to Bridgerton coming back, we're nine months away from reverse that.
Come on.
Well, guys, Super Bowl 60 is in less than two weeks.
The Seattle Seahawks are taking on the New England Patriots, and some football legends are already weighing in with their predictions for the big game.
Check out what they're saying.
Michael Strahan said... Troy Aikman said...
And finally, Gronk said, both teams good.
Both teams want win.
One team score more.
Get shiny ring.
Gronk like shiny ring.
There you have it.
My God.
It's right.
It's Rob Gronkowski.
I didn't know that you were already here.
You didn't see that bit I just did, did you?
Yeah, but Gronk no talk like that.
Gronk use words good.
Jimmy hurt Gronk's feelings.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, Gronk.
It's okay.
To quote Gandhi, forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
That's beautiful.
No, that's Gandhi.
I broke you?
Rob Gronkowski, everybody.
Come on.
That's Rob Gronkowski.
That's Gronk right there, the best!
And finally, a man was just sentenced to four years in prison for trying to rob a Taco Bell with a rock.
He tried to rob a Taco Bell with a rock, but the cashier defeated him with paper.
We have a great show.
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Super Bowl champion Rob Gronkowski is joining us.
And we've got great music from Holly Humberstone!
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