I'll be down for 88 at 416.
Who is this?
In the original Matrix movie, seeing the same cat twice was a glitch in the system.
It was proof that the Matrix was real.
Training the cat was both easier and more boring than I thought it would be.
It basically involved putting down little piles of treats.
The cat barely cared that it had to run through the ceiling.
Why didn't we just get two black cats?
OK.
Turns out Glenn in the warehouse has a twin brother that Dwight doesn't know about, Ben.
So we threw them in too.
This just came for you.
Hello?
Meet me in the warehouse.
But watch out for the men in reception.
There's no men.
That is the name I allowed you to know me by, while I watched over you, waiting for the time to approach.
That time has come.
And now you may know my real name.
Dorpheus.
Dorpheus?
I'm Morpheus's brother.
But the Matrix isn't real.
It's a trilogy of flawless, life-changing films and an online game.
The first Matrix movie was a program written by my team to prepare people for the truth.
But then the machines countered with their own program to make it seem as if a peace was achieved.
So...
There is no peace.
There is not.
Oh, that is terrible news.
Dwight, we need your help.
I would like you to join my underground army and help us wage war for the freedom of all humankind.
Hank is good on his feet.
Right?
I told you he'd nail it.
If you take the blue pill, you will stay in the Matrix.
You will remember none of this.
Life will go on as it is for you.
If you take the red pill, I will open your eyes and you will see just how deep the rabbit hole goes.
I'll take the blue pill.
Wait, now, the blue will keep you in the program.
The red's the cool one.
I understand.
I'd like the blue pill, please.
Well, maybe I didn't explain myself.
Dorpheus, you were very clear.
It's just...
You know, I really appreciate the work that you and your brother are doing.
I appreciate it's too small a word, but the timing is terrible right now.
They just promoted me to manager.
Plus, I own this building, I run a very substantial farm and I'm getting married soon to a woman I love.
And okay yeah, maybe that love is just zeros and ones, but I don't want.
No one hates machines more than me.
But I'm happy.
I'm truly happy.
Aww.
Are you kidding me?
I hired 30 people.
If the blue pill's not safe to swallow, someone should tell us now.
Who are you talking to?
Dio?
Drinity?