I think nolan knows i'm more than just a waitress.
She can see right through this uniform and so can i, in just the right light, close the door.
Oh my god, you scared me.
You're scared.
I just saw the expiration date on this milk Max.
Come on.
Close it quick.
I'm in here hiding from Oleg.
If you want to get away from Oleg, just go anywhere they sell floss.
I think that Oleg is cheating on me.
Look.
Oh, God.
Now she's going to start whipping it out?
Look.
He has a second secret phone.
It's a boner phone.
You mean a burner phone.
Same thing.
Sophie, how do you know he just doesn't use it for long distance?
Or for the woman that I'm calling right now?
Oh, put her on speaker.
I have nothing else to do.
I'm at work.
Da?
Oleg?
Uh, uh, Oleg?
That is a terrible Oleg.
He is not that articulate.
That old whore!
What did she say?
I have no idea.
I don't speak Russian, but I do speak old whore.
I mean, what is his problem?
Me has this sweet young filly like me at home and he needs to go out and plow some old Russian field.
Oh.
I'd ask what you three are doing in here, but it's never gonna top what I'm imagining you're doing in here.
Oh, hey, everybody.
Hey, Sophie.
Hey, Oleg.
So can I class it back down now?
Sorry we're late.
I was just over there admiring the photo of the happy couple under the bridge.
Happy couple.
Sophie, they're two junkies sharing a needle.
Yeah, well, at least the lady junkie knows where his needle's been.
I don't even think she knows her name.
Oh, yeah, she knows more than she's letting on.
She knows everything.
That's my phone.
What is it?
Baby, why is my phone in your bra?
Shh, please.
It's your secret phone.
I know all about it.
You took it?
Give it to me.
Who is she, Oleg?
Who is this scanty old whore?
Security!
Security!
What?
No, no, no.
Stop, stop.
She has my phone.
No, it's his boner phone, everybody.
It's his boner phone.
And you had the testicles to think I was gonna embarrass you.
Hey, Sophie.
Hi, girls.
Did you hear that?
That sounds a little bit like, I don't know, the sound of cheating.
You guys haven't made up yet?
Don't make up here.
No, I slept on the couch.
I missed her so much, I watched a rom-com while eating a whole box of her edible underwear.
Still not talking to me, Sophie?
For the last time, there's nobody else but you.
I use that phone... Yes?
To... Go on.
I use it to call... Cut to the chase.
My mother.
Is there no one he won't sleep with?
I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to think I was a mama's boy.
Except when we play mama and boy.
Well, I'll tell you what I told that girl at the Yankee Candle store.
I'm not buying it.
It's true, Sophie.
I'm afraid I'm losing my hair.
Oh, Oleg.
Why, don't you know?
I mean, you could be balder than Jeremy Piven was 15 years ago.
I still love ya.
Where's my... Busted.
