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Hey and welcome to the short stuff.
I'm Josh and there's Chuck and Jerry's here sitting for Dave, so it's short stuff.
And now, trooper cover.
That's right. Is that okay?
That was gold. All right, good.
I asked Chuck, Chuck said that before we were recording.
I was like, can you please say that on this episode?
It was just that great. It's better than saying goat sucker because that sounds like a very nasty thing that you would call somebody.
But that's the literal translation of trooper cobra.
Chupar means to suck, hence why they call them chupachups, I just realized.
And cobra means goat, not cobra like you would think it means goat.
So trooper cobra means goat sucker, not cobra sucker.
That's right. And if you're already frustrated a minute and a half in because you don't know what these words mean, we are talking about.
We're talking about the probably urban legend of the cryptid, which is an animal that doesn't exist, but has a great legend around it of the chupacabra, the goat sucker.
Yeah. There's a reason that they call it a goat sucker too and it's pretty straightforward.
Yeah, I mean, one of the telltale signs of the chupacabra, if they have come by your farm in the middle of the night, is you will wake up to dead farm animals that have been drained of their blood.
Usually with puncture wounds in their neck.
That's right. And often there's a lot of them and some chupacabra sightings or attacks, I guess, hundreds of different animals around a farm, sometimes domestic pets, sometimes wild animals in the area are found dead all at once.
The thing is, this chupacabra, which is a cryptid, we should say, no one's ever actually seen one in all of the sightings and evidence that has been collected can be easily explained away by science.
It's not that big. From what I can tell, people seem to believe there's just one.
Did you get that impression?
Like there's a chupacabra, like there's a Loch Ness monster.
Oh. Not that chupacabra is a different species or race of something to where there's multiple ones.
That's the impression that I have.
I'm not sure I got that impression, but I'm not sure that I'm right about that impression.
Can you just say, yeah, Josh, you're right.
Way to go. Is that so hard for me?
Yeah. Well, should we describe what the thing looks like since you brought that up?
Yeah, because imagine what we're about to talk about killing 100 goats the way that we said they do in a night.
Yeah. I've seen as short as three feet tall, but generally about four and a half to five, five and a half feet tall.
Um, oval shaped head, glowing eyes, like sort of alien shaped eyes, which, you know, put a pin in that because that'll come back.
Long, sharp spines usually from the back of its head down to the tailbone.
A strong, a stinky odor.
A lot of people say it is sort of like a sulfur smell.
Some people say it doesn't smell at all.
And then the skin can either be like a lizardy or like a frog's or it can be what's been described as like a fuzzy lizard with like little prickly hairs and scales.
Fuzzy, wuzzy wizard. But here's a key.
Walks on two legs for the most part, which is one of the creepy parts.
Yeah. Yes. So, um, there's a, do you want to take a break down and come back and talk about this?
Like what people think it is or the origin of it or what?
Yeah, let's do it. Okay.
This is not scripted, everybody.
Okay. This is not scripted, everybody.
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