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Hello, and welcome to your second drink of the convict.
You guys, put on your purple bandanas because it's time for Prison Mike.
Oh, Prison Mike, who might be one of Michael Scott's most legendary alter ego characters.
I mean, if we're going off of Halloween costumes, I would say that's one I see a lot.
A lot, for sure. Well, we got a letter from Warwick S.
in Springville, Utah.
It was the most wonderful letter.
Thank you so much. And it included an amazing deep dive based on one of your shares from when we broke down the convict, Angela.
So I'm sure you remember that you explained that there was a deleted talking head where Michael talks about the time a person dressed as an owl came to his school.
Yeah. And this is going to explain sort of the origin of Prison Mike.
Well, they added this to the Peacock super fan episode of The Convict.
In our breakdown, you read it, but I thought maybe we should hear it.
Okay. When I was just a little kid, we had an assembly at school where a giant owl came out and gave a very impassioned speech about giving hoots and not polluting.
And you know what? I never polluted again.
It was right then that I realized the power of saying things as a character.
People listen to you when you are wearing an elaborate costume or speaking in a voice that is not yours.
Wars. It was an amazing find, Angela, and I love that they've added it back to the peacock episode.
It explains so much. I know.
Well, Warwick wanted us to know that this owl character is real.
Warwick was on a hike and saw a sign that said, quote, give a hoot, don't pollute with the photo of an owl and wrote us to say, quote, so although I'm not a lady, I became a lady who Googles and And looked it up.
And ladies, it did not disappoint.
It led me to discover that Woodsy Owl was a character created alongside Smoky Bear in efforts to combat pollution and deforestation.
But according to the internet, Woodsy Owl was discontinued due to the polarizing Spotted Owl controversy of the 1980s.
What controversy? controversy.
Much like the band Mallard of Louisiana, Woodsy was a very unpopular bird, and the government requested that all Woodsy Owl costumes be incinerated.
Wow. Ladies, I have only scratched the surface on Woodsy Owl.
There are so many unanswered questions, but I thought I'd let the mom detective solve this one.
I also love that Warwick brought back my band Mallard. I know.
No. So, thank you for getting us started.
We did look this up, and you're right.
The Woodsy Owl was introduced in September 1971 to help combat pollution.
Initially, there was a discussion of making Woodsy a trout, an elk, or a raccoon.
But instead, they decided to go with an owl due to the wise nature of the bird and how they could be found at the edges of urban areas, which they believed would make the owl appealing to urban and rural populations.
populations they really put a lot of thought into this.
Woodsy is also much shorter than Smokey the Bear and that was intentional.
Woodsy was designed to be the same height as kids to better appeal to them.
He even had his own theme song.
You gotta hear it. Hi I'm Woodsy Owl.
In order to try and stop pollution we need more help.
So help Woodsy spread the word. Come on.
Never be a dirty bird. No matter where you go, you can let some people know to give a hoot.
Don't pollute. Never be a dirty bird in the city or in the woods.
Health keep America looking good.
Don't be a dirty bird. I have a question.
Dirty bird is like innuendo.
Like if you're a dirty bird. Why?
What do you mean? What?
Right, Sam? Yes, yes.
What is a dirty bird?
What do you think a dirty bird is?
Don't be a dirty bird. It's like don't be a cussie.
Don't be a creeper.
Oh, I thought you were saying don't be a dirty bird. Like a peeping Tom is a dirty bird. Don't be a dirty bird. I thought it was like, don't have a dirty piece.
No, how did you make that leap?
No, I didn't know if a bird was like a, you know.
No, it's like a like a pervert.
Like, don't be a dirty bird. Like if it's a nice way of calling someone a pervert, right?
Dirty bird. I imagined it as like a like a hussy or a slut.
You're like a dirty bird. Oh, so that's OK.
This is interesting.
So to you, it's shaming women.
To me, it's shaming men.
To me, it's like a not well kept penis.
An unkempt penis. And a dirty penis.
Well, anyway, my point here is that I am surprised that we use dirty bird twice in the Woodsy the Owl song.
But anyway, I'm guessing that Woodsy the Owl is who came to Michael's school.
And I saw online that it is true that they discontinued Woodsy.
but they reintroduced him again in the 1990s.
I think the national forest service celebrated his 50th birthday recently.
There you have it work.
Thank you. Yeah. Also lady during our breakdown of this episode, we got a fan mail flurry about a mystery item on the desk in the annex. We discuss it in the breakdown.
We say it looked like a mini fireplace or something.
thing, and I believe we may have solved this mystery as well.
Yes, we got a letter from Chris C.
that might have solved it.
Chris said, I was able to figure out what the mystery item was that looked like a heater.
You first see it at 6 minutes, 27 seconds, and we are seeing two things.
The part that we see moving is a desktop water fountain, very similar to the Hometics Mira Zinn Zinn Tabletop Relaxation Fountain.
You can see the fountain in action on several YouTube videos.
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Say that 10 times fast. Directly behind it, we have a stack of file folders sitting in a black metal upright folder organizer.
You can see an identical sorter with white paper and a red folder on the end of Martin's desk at 6 minutes 18 seconds.
This makes it look like a large cylinder, but it's actually two separate items. Wow.
Wow. There you go. So we're really solving some mysteries in our second drink today.
All right. Well, listen, before we get to our breakdown of the merger, we've got some office ladies news.
You guys, this is a big deal for us.
I think you all know I do our Wednesdays Instagram.
And I mean, you know, it kind of looks like it's just me doing it.
It's not too fancy.
You do a good job, lady.
Thank you. And I don't want to hear you poo -poo it in any way.
Okay. It's very good.
That's very sweet of you.
But we've been talking for a long time that, you know, maybe we also want to have an office ladies TikTok or YouTube shorts, but that's just too much for me to figure out.
I don't know how to do all that.
So we got some help with this great group of like young folks that are so creative, Block Party.
Yep. They're going to be helping us with all that.
Yes, we are so excited.
You can now find us on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Office Ladies Pod.
And they're going to help us make reels and fun stuff.
I don't know. This feels very exciting to us.
So check us out if you're on the other platforms. We'd love to see you over there.
Yeah, we'll share in our stories.
Well, listen, that's all we've got.
So now, please enjoy The Convict.
I'm Jenna Fisher. And I'm Angela Kinsey.
We were on The Office together.
And we're best friends.
And now we're doing the Ultimate Office Rewatch Podcast just for you.
Each week, we will break down an episode of The Office and give exclusive behind -the -scenes stories that only two people who were there can tell you.
We're The Office Ladies.
Hey, everybody! Hi, you guys!
This week, we are talking about The Convict, Season 3, Episode 9, written by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, and directed by Jeffrey Blitz.
there's some powerhouse there oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah i'm wasting no time i'm gonna hit you with a summary hit me baby one more time oh baby just give me a summary oh my god oh brittany we love you all right in this episode michael learns that one of the new stamford transfers first, Martin Nash, is a reformed convict.
When Martin tells the other employees about his time in prison, the staff says it sounds like it's better than working at Dunder Mifflin.
Well, Michael is heartbroken to hear that people would rather be in prison than at Dunder Mifflin.
So he responds by turning into Prison Mike to scare them all straight.
And then also, Also, Andy asks Jim for advice on how to whoop ham and we get a little bit of a prank.
He's going to whoop ham.
There's going to be some banjo playing.
It's real special. Jenna, I know you're about to hit me with some fast facts, but I bet I can guess two of them.
Hit you with some fast facts.
Oh no, oh no, this is fast. People right now are hitting fast forward. They're like, please, can I skip past them doing Britney Spears?
is your first fast fact that Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant created the office for the BBC they're the OG of the OG yes Angela it is yes and also this is the only episode of the American office that was written by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant I didn't know that well our pilot was sort of technically written by them because yeah we really we used so much of it but it was also adapted by Greg Daniels.
But this is the only original American office that they wrote.
Now, Stephen did direct an episode.
He directed Customer Survey in season five and Ricky did a cameo in season seven.
And they were around.
They would come visit us.
They would pop in. I remember Stephen Merchant being in the writer's room a lot.
Yeah. He would come by whenever he was in America.
And you know, Angela, I did a movie with Stephen Merchant.
You did a movie with the tall man from England?
Yes. It was called Hall Pass.
Oh. And it was a Farrelly Brothers movie.
It's shot in Atlanta.
And I was so happy that Stephen Merchant was on this movie because this movie had like these huge powerhouse comedic stars, okay?
It was Owen Wilson.
There was Jason Sudeikis, JB Smoove, Christina Applegate, and then like me.
I remember. I remember you going off to do this And you were like, oh, my God, I'm so nervous.
I'm so nervous. I was so happy that I knew someone.
Yeah. So I kind of glommed on to Stephen Merchant when we were on that set because I was like someone I know, because otherwise, when you go to those movies, I always feel like the new kid in school where it's like, where do I fit in?
I don't know anyone.
Yeah, I was so nervous.
But there was another reason why I was very nervous on this movie, and it was because I was staying in a haunted hotel.
What? Yes. Yes. You remember this?
No, lady. Yes. I got to Atlanta and they put me up in this hotel.
I would get woken up in the middle of the night at like two 30 in the morning by the sound of clumpy footsteps on my ceiling.
Well, that happens in hotels, lady.
Does it happen when your hotel room is on the top floor and there's nothing above you?
Does it? No, I was on the top floor.
So I called down to the front desk and I was like, excuse me, do you guys do maintenance on the roof at like two thirty in the morning?
Are people walking on the roof?
And well, the person on the phone was like, no. And also just because you're on the top floor, they're like, that doesn't mean that like your ceiling is literally the roof of the building.
Like there's stuff in between what the ceiling of your hotel, like like a secret floor.
That's what I said.
I said, what's happening there?
Like when you get in an elevator and there's no button for it.
Yes, that's what I wanted to know.
What is happening in this space?
Something is happening.
People are walking.
They insisted that I was not hearing these noises.
They insisted. Angela, I wouldn't let it go.
Well, so I went to a travel website and I googled this hotel.
You did a deep dive on the hotel.
It's a haunted hotel.
Oh, no, there were tons of stories of people who had stayed on the top floor who had heard the footsteps.
step shut the front door okay so now i can't sleep right because you have a full -on ghost i'm in a ghost hotel i have to go to work tomorrow with owen wilson i'm sleepless i'm nervous i called lee crying in the middle of the night lee who was my boyfriend at the time who's back in los angeles writing a script i was like you need to fly here and you have to come keep me safe from the ghosts You have to stay with me during this movie.
And he's like, what am I, a ghostbuster?
What the heck? Jenna, just move hotels.
That's what Lee said.
But I was like, I am not about to call this production company and insist that they move me from this hotel because it's haunted.
They would think you were Looney Tunes.
They would be like, oh, this actress is convinced her hotel room is haunted and she wants to move.
I get it. I get it.
So Lee flew out. He stayed with me while I shot that movie and protected me from the ghost. And by the way, when he got there, he heard it.
He heard it. I would be so freaked out.
Well, oh, my gosh, that fastback took a turn.
But I like that. It really did.
I'm here for it. I'm going to steer us back onto the episode with fastback number two.
This was the first episode directed by Jeff Blitz.
We love Jeff Blitz.
He directed 11 episodes of The Office.
This was his first. He is a wonderful, delightful human being.
I adore him. We reached out to Jeff and he sent in audio clips about this episode.
We're so excited. I also told him I really need him to come back on because we need to discuss Save Bandit.
Yes. And when I threw that cat in the ceiling, that has to be talked about.
Because he directed that episode too, right?
right? Yes. But you guys, I want to give a shout out to a movie that Jeff had done.
I had watched this movie.
It's a documentary.
I was a huge fan of it and a fan of his.
So I kind of geeked out when he finally got to direct an episode.
But he directed a documentary called Spellbound.
It is a fantastic documentary about the Scripps National Spelling Bee.
And it follows eight of of the young competitors.
It is wonderful. So if you're looking for things to watch, watch Spellbound.
It is so good. It was nominated for an Academy Award. Yes.
Oh, my God. I forgot that.
Yes. It's so good. Well, we asked Jeff, how did you get this job?
And I loved his answer.
So, Sam, will you play that clip?
When Greg was meeting people to talk about directing on the the pilot, I got called in to meet with him.
He was flirting with the great and probably crazy idea to bring a true doc filmmaker on from the start to kind of overlay a more authentic doc style onto the show.
I had just done my first feature doc spellbound about kids in the National Spelling Bee.
And Greg thought the idea to have me on was an interesting one that he'd explore with NBC, who immediately said, not a chance.
I think it was almost two years later, I hadn't seen Greg at all.
And I got a call out of the blue.
Greg wanted to know now, would I like to work on the show?
At this point, he thought that he could talk NBC into it.
So The Office season season three.
I had my first gig in the world of TV with the episode, The Convict.
Yeah. So this was his first scripted television show that he ever directed.
He was just coming out of the world of documentary, which I love.
I love that Greg did that, right?
That he wanted a cinematographer who had shot documentaries.
And now he wanted to hire a documentary film director.
He was really interested in preserving the integrity of this documentary style for the show.
I also love that Greg is such a champion of people.
You know, he doesn't give up on you.
NBC said, no, he was like, I'm going to get you in there, Jeff.
You know? And then he did.
I just love that. We also asked Jeff what it was like to shoot his first scripted television show.
And here's what he had to say.
The thing that stood out to me is that I had done all this prep work, figuring out all these shots.
And, you know, I just had a ton of thoughts about the way each line might be.
And then when the shooting actually started, I realized that all the prep work I had done, it just didn't fit for the kind of show that this was.
The first or second setup, I think, had me standing right by Pam's desk.
And I realized that by then all of the prep work I had done, it just didn't make any sense.
And I think that I just dropped all of it into the trash can right there.
Well, Angela, I remember Jeff standing at reception for that scene.
Yeah. And we really bonded.
I felt so fortunate that I got to have him up at reception with me because I just loved him instantly.
I feel like reception, you got that sometimes, like just sitting where you were sitting.
A lot of times that directors and writers would be sort of perched up there, either on that sofa.
You know, they would sit on the sofa right there and watch the scene.
And I was a little jealous that you got to have all that time with them.
Well, the other thing that used to happen at reception, though, Angela, is that people would stand like a wall in front of reception with their back to me.
And they would also steal my pens and they would also leave their water bottles on the reception desk.
So there's an upside and a downside.
There was. There was.
All right. Are you ready for fastback number three?
I am. Fastback number three.
Wayne Wilderson, amazing comic actor, played Martin Nash.
We also reached out to Wayne and he sent in some audio clips about his time on the show.
He did. Jenna, this time I was sliding into someone's DMs. I loved it.
I loved it. I love that now you and I are just these two ladies in their 40s sliding into people's DMs. I know, right?
Wayne is fantastic.
And we started by asking him how he came to be on The Office.
And here's what he had to say.
Hey, guys, it's Wayne here.
How you doing? Thank you so much for letting me come to the party.
This is great. I dig the podcast. podcasts um okay jumping right into it question one can you share how you came to be on The Office uh yeah I got to be on The Office it was just a a regular uh audition call they had this role was two episodes uh working two different weeks and uh I already loved the show And I was a big fan of the British office, so I was very excited for this audition.
I knew Steve and I knew Ada just worked with those guys and Evan Almighty.
Nancy, Steve's wife, was one of my eldest friends, but they swore they had nothing to do with getting the audition.
So that's what they said.
But I got the job and was super excited.
graduated in that particular episode.
I'm not sure if I knew when I got the part that Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant had written it.
And I think it was two episodes were the first ones that they ever did for the U .S. office.
So that was a that was a bit of an honor.
I did not know that he knew Nancy.
I didn't either. But it makes sense, right?
I mean, they're both really funny, talented people.
They were in Boston.
I don't know. I know.
I see them crossing paths.
No, they have the comedy connection and the Boston connection.
So yeah, I guess that makes sense.
Well, you know, when we were trading emails with Wayne too, we asked him if he still gets recognized for being on The Office and he said yes all the time, especially now with the resurgence on Netflix.
And he's so tickled by it, but he said it's all young people now.
Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean, we're crushing it with middle schoolers, guys.
Because we talked about this on the merger, he had a big recurring on Veep as well.
But I think he gets recognized more for The Office, even though it was only two episodes.
Oh, Veep is so good.
So good. You know, we exchanged a lot of emails with Wayne about this episode.
And we were talking about what it was like to rewatch this episode in light of everything that's happening in our country with the Black Lives Matter movement.
And here's what he had to say.
Wow. I just watched it again.
I watch it maybe every year or so.
It's such a good episode.
With everything that's going on in the world now, it feels a little even edgier at some points, but it's super poignant, I guess, for all of the issues that we're dealing with now with race and how we deal with it and what's funny and what's not funny and who who can say what, when, and, you know, this puts a magnifying glass on where we've been and how far we've come along, what comedy we can do.
So it was very interesting.
I probably hadn't watched it in a year or so.
And to watch it during these times was very interesting.
scene. With that, the comedy and its commentary, I think it holds up very well.
I think it's kind of a classic office episode.
I'm going to say it's a classic office episode.
Boom. Well, Angela, I had not watched this episode since it aired, and I definitely found a new poignancy when I was watching it.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. And there are definitely lines and moments that stood out to me.
And I'll bring it up as we go through the episode.
Same. Well, why don't we take a break?
And when we come back, we will break down the convict.
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This episode starts with Hannah bringing her baby into the office.
She is setting up for the her baby staying all day.
Clearly, she's got a pack and play.
Yeah, there's a pack and play.
I mean, she's she's moving in.
What's happening? Yeah.
We had a fan question from Ellis Friedman, Victoria Leyva and Megan Keel.
Why did Hannah bring her baby into the office?
Yes, ladies. Why? Why?
We don't know. I watched the deleted scenes.
I have a lot to bring to this episode that is explained in deleted scenes.
We'll get to that. This is not.
There's a whole runner in the deleted scenes with the baby.
There's no explanation.
People holding the baby.
Yeah. I saw that in the script because I have the script for this one.
And there are all these scenes of people with the baby, But never is it explained why the baby is there.
I would like to point out that this is a very progressive choice by Michael to allow a new mother to bring their baby into the office for the day.
So I appreciate that.
Although what we didn't need him to do was get under the table and do an impression of look who's talking.
Do you remember those movies with Kirstie Alley and John Travolta?
They were huge hit.
Wait, is Bruce Willis the talking baby?
Yeah, Bruce Willis.
So Kirstie Alley has like a one night stand with this cab driver played by John Travolta, and they have a baby.
And now they have to figure out how to, I guess, co -parent this baby when they're not a couple.
Of course, spoiler alert, they're going to fall in love.
But all the while you're getting commentary on their parenting and their romance through the voice of the baby voiced by Bruce Willis.
As a grown man. man.
So, because he's not doing a baby voice, he's a grown man voice and a baby voice.
Man voice. I want to be in that pitch meeting.
I want to be in that pitch meeting.
I want to see the person that's like, here's the thing.
The baby talks and it's Bruce Willis.
The same guy that said yippee -ki -yay, mother effer is going to be the baby.
It's going to be great.
Here we go. Okay. Well, in the deleted scenes, there is a baby runner.
I mean, Karen holds the baby and and flirts with Jim and Pam watches it all.
I read that in the script.
Kelly holds the baby and just jiggles it in front of Ryan.
And Ryan finally is like, what, Kelly?
What? Are you holding a baby because you want me to want to have a baby with you?
And she's like, no, what are you talking about?
Whatever. And then three seconds later, she's like, oh my God, I want a baby right now.
It's actually really funny.
And then there's a very funny deleted scene where Andy and Dwight have like a baby off.
Like they're so ridiculous.
These two are are so ridiculous.
Like Andy's like, I was a baby model.
Not going to apologize for it.
I was a beautiful baby and I modeled.
This is like their whole competition in the last episode about who has seen more movies.
Exactly. So they're arguing about themselves as babies.
Andy was, I guess, a gorgeous baby and modeled.
And Dwight was like, well, I weighed 13 pounds and my mom couldn't walk for three months.
So take that. It's so weird. All right.
Well, the scene with Pam having to to watch Jim and Karen fuss over this baby was deleted.
But the next scene in the episode is Pam watching Jim and Karen kind of flirt at the copy machine.
Yeah. And at one minute, 47 seconds, you can still see my zit from the week before.
Stop it. From from the merger.
It's a little smaller, but it's still there.
You have got to stop pointing it out.
None of us noticed, or maybe Hadley did, because I know she, you know, she noticed twice it.
but Jenna you like to track things stop tracking your acne well I think my that's going to be gone next week but I mean we'll see we'll see it'll make your list I'm sure all right so then we have this you know Jim talking head and he says that he he is seeing Karen he is he admits it but he isn't ready to talk about it openly because he doesn't want some people you know treating them differently.
I have a beef with Jim.
I just wrote not cool.
Not cool. Yeah. This goes back to my wishy -washy Jim.
Yeah. Wishy -washy Jim.
There it is again. All right.
So now we move into the conference room.
We've got Angela, Kevin, Michael, and Pam.
They are all on the speakerphone to Jan and they are discussing this mysterious check that has arrived.
Yeah. I have a question, Jenna.
Yeah. I get why Michael's on the phone.
I get why the accountants are, why is Pam there?
Is it just because Michael just likes to have Pam around?
She's like keeper of the minutes or something?
Yeah. He sees Pam as his personal assistant.
She is not his personal assistant.
She is the receptionist, but he doesn't have a personal assistant.
And so he sort of, you know, makes her play that role.
Yeah. She's always in these meetings she shouldn't be in.
That's right. Always.
There's many episodes of meetings of Pam in conversations between and Jan. And I love it because the camera will just like pan mid scene and then it reveals Pam has been sitting there with a notebook the whole time.
I mean, she's always in these scenes.
So awkward. I loved it as an actress.
I loved it. I bet. Jan eventually explains that this check is something that they're getting in exchange for hiring an ex -convict, which Michael is like, I didn't hire an ex -convict.
they come to realize that one of the Stanford transfers must be part of this program, meaning that there is someone from Stanford who has a criminal record. All right.
So, Jenna, when Jan said, oh, they're probably getting the tax break because they hired an ex -con, I was like, hold up.
I know this program.
Why did she just jump to ex -con?
Because several people qualify for this program.
because I worked at a company that had employees that qualified for this federal work program.
And guess what I did?
I'm, well, I'm sensing a deep dive here.
Then you sensed right, lady.
All right. I went on the U .S. Department of Labor and the IRS websites for like three hours.
Real fun stuff there, guys.
Real fun. I love you.
And I deeply love you for that.
I really do, Angela.
I love that you did that.
I know, because this is coming from someone who spent, I think, probably five hours of her life researching an alpha womb.
So go on. Anyway, so it is called the Work Opportunity Tax Credit.
It's a federal tax credit available to employees for hiring individuals from certain targeted groups who have consistently faced significant barriers to employment.
And there are several types of people that qualify for this program.
There are veterans.
All right. They're recipients of SNAP benefits, which is food stamps.
People with supplemental security income.
People that have long -term unemployment.
So a lot of people qualify for this, not just ex -cons.
And the companies that hire this group, depending on the hours they work, there's like certain categories they have to check off the list. but your company can get a tax credit anywhere from $2 ,400 to $9 ,600 per employee you hire through this program.
Wow. Yeah. Oh, am I getting applause for my deep dive?
That was a really well done deep dive lady.
You deep and you dive and you deep in a dive.
What was your song?
Your son made it. You get a deep, you get a dive.
Put them together, get a deep dive well angela i have a beef with jan right because all of us ask like oh who is it who's the ex -convict and she's like hold on a second i'll find out you'll find out what jan what are you gonna do this conference room full of people this like private personal this feels like an hr violation to me toby where are you toby where are you jan you would have to go to a special HR meeting because you just crossed the line, lady.
I feel like she crosses the line by giving out this information.
But while we are on hold, everyone starts trying to guess who is it.
Michael guesses basically they're they're just looking out in the bullpen at who they can see Hannah, Andy.
Then Kevin says Martin and Michael's like, how dare you?
He goes, you just said that because you think Martin is black.
And Kevin is like, well, no, he he is black.
So they're they're kind of bickering about it, and then Jan comes on the phone, and she's like, it's Martin Nash.
They're all wondering, well, what did Martin do?
Yeah, why did he, why was he in jail?
And now, Jenna, we are coming up to this line that Michael has.
You and I talked about it.
It really stood out to us in light of the Black Lives Matter movement.
Yes, this is when Michael says to us, a Black man can be arrested for just about anything in in this country.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we were rewatching this episode in the middle of a civil rights movement in our country.
People are literally in the streets protesting this very fact of Black people being arrested for just about anything, but not just that, being killed.
So So, yeah, this line hit me hard, and I have to say, I expected Michael to make a joke here, but he doesn't.
No, he doesn't. And I'm so glad that he doesn't.
I know, me too. Well, you know, I think, Jenna, as the viewer, we're always expecting Michael to play it up for the cameras, right?
He thinks he's like an entertainer, and anyway, but he doesn't in this moment.
He's just truthful and sincere.
And I think it made the line that much more powerful.
Yeah, I agree. I agree.
And, you know, also, and while we were prepping this episode, I was reading the book Just Mercy by Bryan Stevenson, and it's it's an amazing book.
It's a memoir. It's about it's the story of this lawyer, Bryan Stevenson, and how he helps to overturn turn the sentence of a man who's on death row for a crime he didn't commit.
But it also goes into ways that our criminal justice system is in need of reform.
And it's just, it's a really powerful book.
And I feel like I learned so much. We can actually, we can link to it in our show notes, but just to rewatch this episode right now and hear that line, I mean, it just, yeah, it had a lot, it had a lot of added poignancy for me.
Yeah, for me too. I know Just Mercy is also also a movie that's out now.
But Jenna, you love the book so much and you're sending it my way.
So thank you. I am.
Yes. I'm giving you my copy.
Thanks. Okay. So getting back to the scene, what happens next?
Okay. So next Michael tells them, you know what?
Do not share this information.
No one needs to know about this.
Yes. I mean, he's oddly the voice of reason in this moment.
He's like, it's no one's business.
It's, it's not a good thing to share.
Right. Kevin says, cool.
cool. Pam's like, OK, Angela, have a hard time with that.
Angela needs to know what was the crime.
Right. And she's also very, you know, she's not a very trusting person.
She's a very fear based person.
And she starts to spiral out.
Well, she's also not a very forgiving person.
I mean, don't make a mistake around Angela.
She'll remember it forever.
And it's no surprise to me that Dwight has a similar reaction because the two of them are, you know, they're soulmates.
And so they both spiral out.
But we'll get to that.
All right. So next we're out in the bullpen and Andy calls Jim.
And this is what I wrote on my card, Jenna.
Why does Jim even entertain this conversation?
He calls him on the phone because he wants to know which woman in the office he should hit on.
And he's like, starts naming all the women.
And I agree. Why does Jim not just hang up?
I think Jim sort of sees a way to prank Pam.
I don't think he wants to be part of Andy's grossness.
But he suggests Pam.
Yes. So next up, Michael takes Dwight aside to tell him about Martin's past. And Dwight has this talking head where he explains that he is upset simply because he does not like criminals.
He doesn't like criminals.
And we had a fan question from Mary Coors, Nicole Bridges and Jet Fenton.
After Michael tells Dwight about Martin being a convict, He has this talking head in front of a window, but normally his talking heads are facing into the office.
Why the change now?
Okay, people have really been tracking where the talking heads are and the whole window thing ever since we shared about it.
So I just want to put this one to rest. This is because this is one of those on the fly talking heads.
This is next to the window that's next to our Dunder Mifflin sign in the little lobby as you walk into the office.
this. This is not, this was not done in the conference room.
This was not a formal talking head.
If it was, I'm sure they would have sat Dwight down in that same chair with the bullpen behind him.
But since this was on the fly, that's what that window is.
It is not significant of our previous talking head theme.
So the symbolism happens in the conference room, not so much talking head on the fly.
Right. So Dwight, like Angela starts to spiral out with this information.
he's going to try to get to the bottom of things both Dwight and Angela are preoccupied with the fact that they don't know why Martin was in prison they can't let it go like Michael suggested and meanwhile Andy is quizzing Jim about what are Pam's interests and Jim lists off all of these crazy things one of them Andy really jumps on which is froth frisbee golf yes it becomes very very clear that Jim is actually listing all of the things that Pam hates, but presenting them as the things that Pam loves.
And he says any Frisbee based competition, to which Andy says, oh, my gosh, I guess he invented some sort of combination of Frisbee and golf while he was in college.
No, he didn't invent it.
He was on the team.
He played froth at Cornell.
Cornell. Andy doesn't say he invented froth.
I think he did. I think he says he was one of the founders of the froth team at Cornell.
Cornell's team, but not of the sport.
It's an actual sport.
No, no, no, Angela, wait.
Yes, it is. I thought that was made up.
Frothing? No. No, there is not something where you play frisbee and golf at the same time.
That cannot be true.
Yes. Stop it. Yes, there is, Jenna.
So Andy, Andy is just saying that he He founded the team at Cornell.
He is a founding member.
I did a deep dive on Frolf.
Also, my husband was like, yeah, Frisbee golf.
I love Frisbee golf.
I was like, wait, what?
He's like, yeah, you play it in the park.
I did not Google Frolf because I thought there is no possible way.
That is a real thing.
It's a real thing. Oh, my gosh.
It's a real thing. You can go on, go, go on YouTube.
Oh, my gosh. And I went on the eHow YouTube channel.
And basically, you have a Frisbee and you have to throw it in a basket.
There's courses all across the country.
You can actually go to the Professional Disc Golf Association website.
That's the PDGA. And you can find out where there are Frisbee golf courses in your area, in your city.
And it's a whole thing, Jenna.
Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I just Googled Frolf and I'm reading on Frolf .com.
This is my favorite thing I've read so far.
Everyone and everything in the world is part of a Frolfing game.
Every tree, street, sign, building, car, person, animal, everything is a part of the game.
Everything must be taken into consideration when playing a hole.
Wow. I have played Frisbee golf and I played it like out of college in New York and Central Park, and I'd be like, okay, now we weren't on a course like the PDGA where there's a park with the baskets, but we were just like, okay, the first hole that you have to get is between those two trees, and then you've got to get it onto that fountain, and then you've got to get it onto that park bench. You can play froth anywhere, Jenna, anywhere.
You can play froth in your backyard. Make your own course, Jenna.
It's still so insane to me that I I like there's a part there's a very, very tiny part of me that is convinced that you have planted all of the fraulthing websites on the Internet just to like prank me right now.
Well, that's that is absolutely something I would do.
Not. All right. Wow.
Honestly, my mind is blown at that.
Fraulthing is a real thing.
OK, here are more of the things that we learn that Pam hates that Jim presents as things she loves.
hunting ads for Six Flags with the old man.
Do you remember those?
I do. I do. It was a guy in like really creepy old age makeup.
He wasn't actually old, right?
He was covered in this latex makeup and he did this like intense dancing.
Yeah. He would like break dance.
It was creepy. Yeah.
Yeah, it was creepy.
And then also Pig Latin.
Yeah. I got in a conversation with my husband been about Pig Latin.
This is when you talk about like bringing your work home.
Yeah. This is like I'm like, babe, do you play Frisbee golf, babe?
Do you speak Pig Latin?
Apparently I've been doing it wrong.
Shocker. Not a wait.
We had a fan question about this, Angela.
Demetria wants to know, can you speak Pig Latin in real life?
Angela, you thought you could.
Well, my friends and I, we did our version of Pig Latin.
But then when I looked it up online, online, it says it's the first two consonants.
Okay. And we just did the first letter of each word. That's how we did it.
We did the first letter, add it to the end and add a Y, but when I looked it up online, it said it's the first two consonants.
Is that how you guys do it?
Well, what is an example of a word with two consonants?
Thought. Ought they, how would you say ought they?
Okay. So my friends and I would say hot day.
Oh, that's so wrong.
Did you guys know what you were saying?
Did you guys guys understand each other?
Did you struggle? No, we had a fine time.
We were fine. It was even more secretive for you because other people could not understand your pig Latin.
So how would you say there?
Are they? Okay, so we would say heritay.
Wow. Away. Well, my friends and I, we actually...
Uday, uye. We spoke something called the ob language.
It's called the Aab language.
My friend Sarah O 'Halloran's mother taught her the Aab language.
So Sarah's name in Aab would be Sabaraba Abahaba Labaraban.
Stop it. Stop it. That was always my favorite thing to say.
Stop it. That's ridiculous.
So you put an Aab sound before every vowel sound that you hear.
So a word like really is spelled R -E -A, but you don't put Aab before the E and before the A.
you just put it before the vowel sound so the word really would be rob a lobby okay this is ridiculous and could your friend understand you and speak it back and would you you guys walk around talking like that?
We were so cool. We were so cool.
So would my name be Abang Abaloba?
No, your name would be Abalad Angela.
Abalad. Oh, my gosh.
How do you say Angela?
Ab. Angela. Abang. Abanjabalaba.
Kabanzabi. Kabanzabi?
Is that Kinsey? My name is Jabba Naba Fabashabber.
Oh, my God. All right.
All right. Okay. Okay.
Where are we in this episode?
All right. So I have a couple of fan questions from this scene with Jim and Andy.
Are you ready? Okay.
Fan question from Sarah Hodges, Liz Franco, Rachel Hayes, and Donna Miller.
Are any of the things that Pam hates, things that Jenna hates, too, they want to know did i get to collaborate on what items jim chose no i did not give any consultation on that list clearly because you had no idea i had no idea i don't even know what frothing is big golf was so i didn't know that i hated it because i didn't know and then also we have a mystery many people wrote in about this mystery at six minutes and 50 seconds Christopher, Jake, Donna Miller, again, Amy Cruz and Chelsea K all wrote in to say, it looks like there is a mini fireplace heater in the background on a desk over Jim's
shoulder. What is it?
Okay. There really does.
I don't know what it is, but I was mesmerized by it.
Mesmerized. Guys, go to six minutes and 50 seconds.
What is it? I'm writing this down on a note card because I want to go check it out.
It looks like there is a little heater that has a light, you know, and then it blows the little, you know, thing to look like a flame.
Yeah. It looks like it's sitting on that desk where Luanne always used to sit.
Oh, my God. Right in front of Toby's desk.
One of the things that used to sit on Luanne's desk was a little zen garden.
Do you remember? And I wondered if that's what it was.
I wondered if there was some light reflecting off of her zen garden.
It could be. She had like a little sand and a ray.
Yeah. OK, so at seven minutes, 17 seconds, Michael does the thing that he does.
You guys, he cannot hold on to information.
You can't tell him anything.
He won't be able to hold on to it.
Much like how Michael had to announce to everyone that Oscar was gay.
Michael now feels like he's helping.
He thinks he's helping.
He's just going to say, hey, let's just come clean.
And, you know, he lets everyone know of Martin's past. It's an amazing scene because he walks over to Martin's desk and he's like, hey, I just wanted to come over and say, like, how are you settling in?
And Martin's like, oh, yeah, thanks for coming over.
I'm settling in fine.
And then he immediately says, attention, everyone, I just want you to know that Martin is an ex -convict, but I trust him and you're not allowed to judge him.
And the look on Wayne's face is so amazing because he's he's clearly like, I'm so sorry.
I thought we were making small talk.
And now apparently we're making a grand announcement about my past. I mean, Wayne's reaction is so good.
It's what sells it.
And we asked him what it was like to do these scenes with Steve and do these big sort of bullpen scenes.
And here's what he had to say.
The show at that time was getting hugely popular.
Steve was a huge star, which was just wild because it was just Steve.
You know, you're the guy from the FedEx commercials, aren't you?
But yeah, I watched the show and I watched the British version as well.
I was a big fan of the show.
It was really quality work by all people in front and behind the camera.
You could tell that you had this feeling it was going to be a historic show and it was going to be around for a long time.
So it felt really good to be a part of it.
But walking on set, everybody was so nice, so welcoming.
chalcamine everybody knew what a great thing they had on their hands um that that kind of improv is my favorite improv that that subtle understated thing that's you know best done on camera and everybody there was so good at it and they were already becoming this well -oiled machine it was nice to sort of to jump in and play so yeah that's pretty great i think that's true you know i really really feel like at this time on the show, we were just this machine like the cast and the crew and the writers.
We had really gelled.
And as I rewatch it, I can feel that and I can see it.
You know what I didn't know, Angela, was that Steve was in those FedEx commercials.
Oh, yeah. And I went and I Googled them.
And there's like a ton.
He was like how there's like a Verizon guy.
And then there's Flo from Progressive.
Like Steve was the FedEx guy.
Yeah. I did not know this.
Are you serious? And I asked Sam to pull a clip.
So the Bundt cake was bad.
The Bundt cake was abysmal.
But you're missing the point of the story.
The entire staff has food poisoning, leaving packages to be shipped, deadlines to be met, and one sales manager to do it all.
Just one? One. You don't have the Bundt cake.
He had the Danish. Stay with me.
He jumps on FedEx .com.
He's shipping. He's tracking, getting confirmations on his cell phone.
He's pagers, PDA. He's got a PDA?
Everybody's got a PDA.
Nevertheless, packages arrive.
He triumphs over adversity.
there you go well wait i have a piece of trivia about that specific fedex ad that sam just played what i want you guys to know steve is saying that everyone in the office got food poisoning the first person that runs to the bathroom to puke in this commercial is eric stone street what that's crazy extra in this commercial and he's running to the bathroom to puke eric stone Street, who's on Modern Family, is in this commercial as a puking employee.
I love that. Oh, my gosh, that's amazing.
All right. So also in the scene after Michael announces to the entire office that Martin is an ex -convict, he then challenges everyone to name a white man they trust and he will name a black man he trusts even more.
So he's like, Pam, name a white man you you trust?
And she says, my dad.
And he says, Danny Glover.
In the script, there is a Martin talking head.
And I don't know if this is in the deleted scenes, Angela, but it made me laugh out loud.
It was so funny. Martin says, Michael's an all right guy.
He told me he trusts me more than Kirsten Dunst. And no one's ever told me that before.
I love that talking head so much. It is three sentences, but it is so rich with information.
And was that in the deleted scenes?
Can I see that talking head or no?
No, it's not in the deleted scenes.
And I'm really sad.
There is a Martin talking head in the deleted scenes.
And it's this one. He says, usually when people find out about the prison thing, yeah, they get pretty weird. That's a good one.
All right, Jenna, now we're in the break room and we find out why Martin went to prison.
Yes. Yes. Martin says, do you guys want to know what I was in for?
And he explains that he went to prison for insider trading.
Now we move into a Kevin talking head that I love.
I laughed out loud.
He says, I asked Martin to explain why he went to jail three times because it sounds a lot like what I do every day here at the office.
Yes. Jenna, there's a whole theory online that that Dunder Mifflin is a front, like a money laundering front.
Yes, there is. There is.
And that like maybe like Kevin and I and the accountants are in on it.
So here's a fan question from Thomas O 'Brien.
He he says that he knows about this theory.
And the main reason for this is that Scranton consistently outperforms all the other branches, despite the rapidly decreasing increasing paper market.
And Thomas wants to know, what do we think about this theory?
Do we think it has any merit that Dunder Mifflin is actually a front for money laundering?
I would say no, I don't think it really is a front for money laundering.
I mean, if that was a part of the story, I believe Greg Daniels would have revealed that to us in the finale or or somewhere in the last season.
So no, but I am curious.
It does sound like Kevin is participating in some sort of something shady.
Yeah, right. Because that's what it is.
It's insider trading.
It's not money laundering.
Martin didn't go to prison for money laundering.
He went to prison for insider trading.
I know. But this is the theory online that Dunder Mifflin is a front for money laundering.
And I'm gonna say I could see it.
Oh, no, I could see it.
I could see it. because if you were going to have a money laundering front by the way i've also been watching a lot of ozark and that's all he does if you watch ozark it's he's has to launder money for the drug cartel so i'm like oh my gosh yes a paper company and you have to you have like all this inventory and then you have sort of like a boss who's kind of incompetent who might not catch everything right i think i i can see it thomas i can see it but i'm also watching ozark so maybe Maybe that's informing me.
All right. Well, in this scene, Martin fields a lot of questions from all of us about what prison was like.
And he gives a rather sort of rosy view of prison.
He's like, oh, yeah, we had outside time.
We got to watch TV.
I got to take some classes.
Pam's like, they had watercolor classes in prison?
And then we're like, wow, Michael, it sounds like prison is better than Dunder Mifflin.
We're kind of teasing Michael, right?
Right. And then Michael is just very upset at this implication that Dunder Mifflin is worse than prison.
What you have to remember is that everyone at Dunder Mifflin is Michael's family and Dunder Mifflin is like his home away from home.
So basically his family has just told him that prison is better than home.
Yeah. Prison is better than than this world that that they've made together.
And so Michael is really hurt.
Michael had no issue with Martin until right now.
And it's because, you know, somehow his his employees, which are like his family, think that there's some other cooler place to be.
And he's like, no, this is the best place to be.
You guys, we have an amazing year.
And he can't believe that they can't see Dunder Mifflin the way he can.
Well, I asked Wayne what it was like to shoot that break room scene because here he was.
He was a guest star and he had to really drive that scene, you know.
Yeah. And I mean, I remember what it was like to be a guest actor on shows and how intimidating something like that could be.
And so I just wanted to hear what was it like to do this scene from his perspective.
Here's what he had to say.
Coming to work on your guys.
Awesome show. It wasn't even though the show was so huge, it wasn't intimidating just because everybody was having like Christmas morning fun.
on like they couldn't believe their good fortune they couldn't believe the the people they get to work with both in front and behind the camera and they couldn't believe how funny the the writing was so that scene was uh i love that scene i love sort of being the the fish out of water getting getting into the water so everybody can get out of the pool um if that makes any sense i don't it was an easy environment to do your best work so yeah that's i i knew that day like oh gotta redo my reel because that's the shizzle i thought that was the sweetest response All right, Jenna, I have something
to say to you. What?
Pam -a -lam -a -ding -dong.
Oh, boy. Yeah. So it's 10 minutes, 38 seconds, and Andy is hitting on Pam in all the wrong ways.
No, and the look on Jim's face, it says it all.
This is a great prank.
It's going great. And then we have the talking head from Pam where she's like, that was wow.
So she loves this prank.
She's into it. it. Well, she's impressed at at Jim's ability to prank her in this way.
I think she's like, wow, I see where you're going.
Now, Jenna, there is a deleted scene where Pam gets him back.
Yes, that is in the script.
This is a portion of this story that got cut out.
There's a bit of a prank war that happens, right?
Yeah. Yeah. So Pam gives Andy all this information about all these things that would just be a horrible night out for Jim, like drinking white Russians, like just going out.
Yeah. Going to this German restaurant.
She basically is like, you know what, Andy, I'm not available, but Jim would love to hang out.
He would love a buddy.
Yeah. And so Andy's like, what are you doing tonight?
We're going out. And Jim's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
So she does get him back.
She does. does. But that did not end up in the episode, which I think is a little bit unfortunate because later when Jim is going to suggest to Andy that he go get his banjo and sing in a high falsetto, that was actually in response to Pam's prank on Jim.
Yeah, that was like Jim one upping her.
Yeah. But instead, it sort of seems like this one sided prank.
But in the script, it was actually both of them doing it to each other.
A two sided. Yeah. Well, we had a fan question during this talking head, Angela, a lot of people wrote in.
Emily Soto, Tori Quill, Angela C, Harshita V, and Monica Jax all said, is the necklace that Pam wears a horse or a unicorn?
Do we know its significance?
And do Pam's necklaces represent different periods in her life?
Well, guys, it is a unicorn.
And Pam used to wear a little heart necklace, necklace but it was a gift from Roy and so when they broke up she took it off and with the wardrobe department we picked a new necklace for Pam and this is what we picked.
Now I'm curious I did a deep dive on unicorns.
Of course you did. I'm sure my search history on my computer is like IRS United States Department of Labor unicorn unicorn unicorn.
Okay why did you guys pick it and then and I'm going to tell you what I found on the internet.
We just liked how it looked.
Okay. You just liked.
We did not assign a particular significance to the fact that it was a unicorn.
Okay. Well, lady, unicorns have been depicted in ancient seals that go back as far as the bronze age, the ancient Greeks.
Unicorns are mentioned in the Old Testament of the Bible as a symbol of strength.
Yes. Unicorns go back to the Bible?
Yes. The unicorn is mentioned in the Bible several times.
the first verse I found was in Numbers 23, 22.
God brought them out of Egypt.
He hath, as it were, the strength of a unicorn.
I mean, okay. So the unicorn symbol has been around for a long time.
It's been associated with strength, fantasy, rarity, purity.
It is Scotland's national animal.
What? Yeah. When I was in Scotland, you would see it in places.
You go into Edinburgh Castle And it's in the crest, you know.
There's also another meaning for unicorn.
You might want to take a minute and put some earmuffs on your kids ears.
The unicorn is also known as the third woman of a threesome.
Oh, it's called a unicorn, which I probably jumped too far on this.
But you have Jim. You have Karen.
Wow. Is Pam the unicorn?
I don't know. I don't know.
OK, I need to reach out to Carrie Bennett in wardrobe and ask her if this unicorn pendant was as arbitrary as I thought it was, because I like both of your explanations of unicorn when you were describing the significance of unicorn.
card. I'm like, yeah, strength, change, perseverance.
I'm into it. Right.
And but then your third woman thing.
I don't know. I'm just saying I'm just saying it could be.
Well, listen, lady, on that note, I think we should take a break and then we will come back and see some of the changes that Michael has instituted at Dunder Mifflin to make life more like prison.
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All right. So we are back.
Michael announces to the group that he is, quote, instituting some changes to make this more like prison, starting with one hour of outdoor time.
So he makes everyone go down to the parking lot.
They're all freezing.
Amazing. One of my favorite things about this scene is that he has two and a half pound weights in his trunk.
Yeah. Well, he's not trying to bulk up.
No, no. He just wants to tone.
We had a fan question from Callie, Corinne and Bernadette.
When you guys were bundled up and went outside for rec time in the parking lot, was it actually cold out?
No, it was not cold at all.
I looked it up. We shot this the week of October 2nd, but October is hot in Los Angeles, you guys.
It stays really warm.
Every October, I get suckered in to try to recreate like a fall woodland scene to my front yard. Like I buy all these pumpkins.
I have like an autumn wreath.
I do this whole thing.
And every year, my pumpkins like explode from the heat and turn to mush.
and I have to like shovel them off the porch cause they're so flattened.
Yeah, it was not cold, but I felt like we did a wonderful job of making ourselves look cold.
We did great. I was like, hey, and they put all the ice on the ground and on the cars.
Look at us acting and we look cold.
We sold it. We did.
All right. So then we go inside to the break room where Michael is setting up a very sort of grainy, television set for Kevin to watch. And Martin shares with him that the TV in prison was a lot bigger.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, we had a fan question from Graciela, Sydney, Joe, Brooke, and Leah.
Was the weather forecast that Michael plays on the TV an actual weather forecast from a Scranton newsroom, or was it an actor?
I don't know. Well, lady, I looked this up on the internet, and Dunderpedia, if you are correct, you say that it is the actual Scranton weather, that it is the NBC weather station.
It's WBRE NBC. And that that weather guy is Josh Hodel.
Oh, so is that true?
Josh Hodel? Is that you?
You know what that tracks for me, I feel like we would have that detail.
I feel like we would.
I feel like Phil Shea would have been all over that.
that. Just like all of our menus were local Scranton restaurants, things like that.
I feel like Phil Shay would have been on that.
I agree. So now should we talk a little bit about how this prank is going?
We mentioned it before.
Andy is at Jim's desk and Jim's suggesting that he play, you know, the banjo for her and asks if he can sing in a high falsetto.
And he's like, Like, you know, I can.
I loved it. It's so funny.
Ed is having so much fun in that moment that I loved watching Ed get to do that.
Well, what we didn't talk about is that Karen comes up.
Yeah. And she's like, what are you guys doing?
What I want in. I want to play.
I'll be part of the prank.
And wishy washy Jim shows up.
He's like, uh, yeah, because he's caught now.
He's caught now. And now if he had to explain this and who she was to him and all their pranking that they did together, now there's accountability and now he's backpedaling.
Yeah, exactly. All right, Angela, should we go into the break room so that we can meet one of the most famous characters from The Office?
This character is so famous.
I mean, Jenna, I love roller skating.
Stay with me here. All right.
And I have found a community of people who love to roller skate online, on Instagram.
And I was just sent, this gal won a roller skating competition dressed as Prison Mike.
It's like amazing. Oh my gosh.
I know. It's amazing.
I might have to post it.
It's so good. I put it in my Insta story, but she is phenomenal.
But this character, people love Prison Mike.
They love Prison Mike.
Jenna, I found the origin story for Prison Mike.
What? It's in the deleted scenes.
I have to read this to you guys.
It made everything make so much sense for me.
All right. Okay. Hang with me.
I'll go get my notes.
Michael Scott has a talking head that's in the deleted scenes.
Listen to this. All right.
He says, when I was just a little kid, we had an assembly at school where a giant owl came out and gave a very impassioned speech about giving hoots and not polluting.
And you know what? I never polluted again.
It was right then when I realized the power of saying things as a character.
People listen to you when you are wearing an elaborate costume or speaking in a voice that is not yours.
I can't even speak.
Wow. Michael thinks, since he was a little boy, that the way you get people to listen to you and make changes is if you are a character.
That's how they listen to you.
I am so sad that this was deleted because not only does it speak to prison Mike, it speaks to every character Michael has ever done or ever will do.
Because a giant owl told him something and he paid attention.
Okay. Wow. He goes on, Jenna, there's another talking head where he says this isn't the first time he's done prison mike he's what yeah he's done prison mike before because he developed prison mike in improv class and he said he was in improv class and he was doing a scene and these two college kids they just wouldn't stop talking so i became prison mike and i turned to them and i said hey shut up or i'll stab you twos okay yeah wow not only had he done this character before but he does characters when he wants people to pay attention this is huge information angela i know who came up with the idea of prison mike in the writer's
room who all right so this This script was written by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, but we've established before that after a script is written by the original writer or writers, it always goes back to the writer's room for punch up and rewrites and that scripts really are a kind of like collaborative effort.
Right. So when I was watching the scene, I thought to myself.
This sounds like BJ Novak to me.
Was it? I texted BJ.
I was like BJ I know that Stephen and Ricky wrote this episode did you come up with prison Mike because I'm I'm putting it on like you or maybe Mike sure but I think it's you here's what BJ told me well in the lore of the writer's room I get credit for prison Mike but it wasn't by the way I love the writer's room has a lore I want to know more about the writer's room lore well Well, I'm paraphrasing.
He did not say, Laura, but he basically said, I have been given I have the reputation of having written prison, Mike, but it actually wasn't me.
So he said it was late one night and he was in Paul Lieberstein's office.
It was him and Paul and Mindy, and they were tasked with having to punch up this scene in the conference room.
The idea of the scene was that Michael was just going to convince us all that Dunder Mifflin was better than prison.
But how? And he said that at the beginning of the meeting, Paul kind of offhandedly said, what if he plays a character, you know, like, I don't know, like prison Mike or something, but they quickly glossed over it.
Then they kept spitting out ideas and this and that and this and that.
And then near the end of the meeting, BJ said something like, well, I really like this idea of him playing a character, prison Mike, and that Mindy and Paul were like, prison Mike, that's a brilliant idea.
and BJ was kind of like well I was really just giving you your own idea back but somehow he gets credited with prison Mike but he said I think I would give it to Paul Lieberstein but it was the three of them together that then wrote those prison Mike jokes I love that and I love that he had the crazy guys and dolls like yes that's in the script oh my gosh we actually had a ton of fan questions about this because it's such a good scene.
Kristen Wendt, Jordan C., Gina D., Megan M., Mark M., and many more wanted to know, were any of Steve's lines as prison Mike improvised?
Yes, some, because I looked at the script.
But the main ones, the ones that you remember about the gruel and the dementors, that was all in the script.
That was all scripted.
There's little moments, like little things that Steve kind of added.
But I would have to say the main points of Prison Mike are scripted.
I feel like we can't do this episode without hearing a little bit of Prison Mike.
Agree, Sam? I'm Prison Mike.
You know why they call me Prison Mike?
Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else?
Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, Biatch?
All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's just the way we talk in the clink.
Amazing. Tanks. Tanks.
Tanks. Guys, I wrote about this scene in my journal and I have to tell you guys what I wrote.
Oh, my gosh. This is kind of a big thing, Jenna, because I said in the conference room scene when Steve became prison Mike, the first time he turned around with that bandana on and his crazy guys and dolls accent, we all lost it.
Even Steve. Which never happens because it was so ridiculous.
We all cracked up. And then I said, but if you watch really closely, you can see John and Phyllis are barely holding it together.
And if you go to 16 minutes, three seconds, you can see John breaking.
I feel like all of us are near breaking through this whole scene.
We emailed Jeff Blitz about this and we were trading messages about this scene.
and I said to him, my memory of this was that we were in this conference room doing prison Mike for like three days.
I'm sure it wasn't that long, but we spent a long time on it.
He sent in this audio clip about it.
I think for scenes like this, that the goal of it, for me anyway, as you guys well know, I wasn't trying to do it with the most speed.
I'm picturing you guys are laughing right now.
Now, yeah, I do. I know that for scenes like this, there's a way to get through it where the whole of the scene gets really boiled down.
But something like this, it felt like it needed to, it just intuitively felt like that if I could give Steve more of a run at it, that the whole thought of the scene was just going to come through.
through. So, yes, I know.
I know for the cast that it was a slog.
I know the way I did it was a slog.
And yet, man, I love this scene.
I do. I just do. I love it.
Well, we were all breaking.
Wayne emailed us, Jenna, that he broke in the scene as well.
And we asked him what some of his favorite moments were.
And here's what he had to say.
There were a lot of really great favorite moments shooting that episode, the convict done shooting the one before that, the merger.
The the moment with Stanley was great.
But the one I remember most is obviously the whole prison Mike thing was hilarious and take after take, you know, it was so very hard to not break while Steve was doing prison Mike and we broke a lot.
And in that conference room, it was pretty hot.
I remember had to get wiped down for sweat a lot, But there's one moment towards the end of his Prison Mike routine.
And they use this particular take in the episode, I believe, where he goes, thanks for letting me be a part of your life because you got a good life.
You got a good life.
And that was the first time he had done this second.
You got a good life.
and the camera is behind me and you can see my cheeks bulge because i'm about to explode with laughter i don't want to ruin the take but that whole that whole day in the conference room with person mike was was pretty special i have to say yes and by the way i looked at that moment he's talking about and you totally can see him smiling it's it's like on the back of his head and you know he's smiling yeah like that it's one of those that's how funny the scene was to us when we were shooting it i i re -watched that with him in mind as well and just you got a good life just like made me laugh the word
it did really make me laugh that he remembered how hot the conference room was because jenna the guys hated the conference room because they would get so hot it was the one place where my body temperature actually felt OK.
Yes, same. That was something about conference room scenes that I loved.
I knew I wasn't going to be cold.
Yes, we knew we wouldn't freeze to death.
But meanwhile, the guys were like a sweaty mess.
So that made me laugh.
We had a fan catch in this scene as well from Allison Kamada.
She says around 14 minutes and 23 seconds when everyone's in the conference room, I saw like someone's knee in a pair of shorts and boots.
Was this the camera operator?
Yes. Who? Was it Randall or Matt?
I think it was Randall.
So it's right after Prison Mike asks you, Angela, if you really expect him not to push you up against the wall, that clip we played.
Yeah. The camera widens out to show the whole group sort of being like, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah. Yeah. If you look in the far right corner, I think you can see Randall's knee.
Oh, I think he's like perched in the corner there and he's got his camera on Steve.
Yeah. And then Matt probably had his camera on you and the group.
Yes. Because Matt would get reactions and Randall would have Steve.
And yes, you are right.
I bet it's Randall's knee.
That's a great catch. Yeah.
I thought so, too. I thought so, too.
so um the group is not sort of giving Michael what he wants no he's so he resorts to locking them in the conference room he's like if you want to feel what it feels like to be imprisoned here you go and he walks out of the conference room now here's a little something thing.
That is such a fakey fake lock on the door did not lock at all.
I don't even think it shut very well.
I also think that if you look at it, you can see that like Steve is doing a bit of sleight of hand.
I don't even think the key goes in the keyhole.
I don't think that that keyhole has always been there.
Well, now I can't be sure because I know that Jim locks Dwight in there.
Yes, Jim. It's not the first time someone's been locked in there.
Dwight is locked in there.
But in that one, again, I meant to point out that it looks like there's nowhere to lock anyone in.
Yeah, there's no keyhole.
I see no possible way that Jim actually locked him in there.
It looks it's all very fakie fake sleight of hand.
All right. Where are we?
Where are we? We're locked in the conference room.
Pam calls Toby. Pam called Toby and Toby explains to Michael, Michael, they're just teasing you.
Of course, they know that prison is worse than Dunder Mifflin.
the look on his face when he realizes he's being teased, he like he immediately forgives everyone.
And he's just so delighted to be part of a joke.
Exactly. He's like, oh, they do get it.
They do like it here.
They do like me. They are happy here.
It's a joke. Oh, I get it now.
So now Michael has a talking head, and he explains that Martin has quit.
And Jenna, do you blame him?
I mean, And no, I don't blame them.
Like, how do you work there now?
And also, you have to remember, this fulfills a story arc for the show that each week a Stanford employee is going to go.
Yeah, well, I noticed something when Martin is leaving, he's getting into the elevator and you see him, he's carrying his box of things.
Meredith is walking out of the elevator back into the office.
And that made me realize, wait a second, she was not in the prison mic scenes in the conference room.
No. And then we got a fan question from Joy Morin that says, Wait, where was Meredith all this time?
Is there a deleted scene that explains why she's so late to work?
Angela, please help me enjoy out.
All right, ladies, there is a whole runner in the deleted scenes, and it explains all of this.
So Meredith says that her car is in the shop and she needs a ride to go get it.
And Martin offers to give her a ride.
Dwight and Angela, because they are so suspicious of Martin and why he went to prison, they have this whole like sort of like, I don't know, like they're detectives on the case.
They have a whole runner as well.
But Meredith goes to get her car out of the shop.
So that's where Meredith is.
Yeah. I feel bad for Kate that she wasn't in the car.
I know. That's what I thought, too, Jenna.
I was like, oh my gosh, Kate didn't get to sit in there and have to bite the inside of her mouth so she didn't laugh out loud at Prison Mike.
I thought the same thing.
Because you got a good life.
You got a good life.
All right. So now we have the final scene.
Andy is playing the banjo for Pam and singing Rainbow Connection in a high falsetto.
A lot of people wrote in about this scene.
Let's hear it. What'd they say?
Okay. Leslie G, Ashley G, Ava H, Alyssa C, and Carrie C all said, Jenna, how did you get through that scene at the end when Ed is singing to you?
Did you ever break and laugh?
Yes, like a million times.
But I have to say something.
I love the banjo. I love the banjo.
And you and I, Jenna, have talked about this a lot.
And we've told Ed that some of our fondest memories on set with him are when he would get out the banjo and Creed would get out his mandolin and they would play.
I did not want this scene to end.
Yeah, this was very funny.
As Jenna, I had to love a prank and hate the banjo.
But in real life, I hate a prank and I love the banjo.
So I loved doing this scene and I didn't want it to end.
And we filmed it at the end of, I think we filmed it at the end of the week.
And so it was, again, one of those scenes where there weren't many people around.
It was just a few of us.
And it always felt like you could take all the time in the world when that was the case.
No one was waiting on you.
And it's one of my fondest memories is doing that scene with Ed.
I loved it. So we asked Jeff Blitz what it was like to shoot the scene.
And this is what he had to say.
So that final scene, that song, I love that too.
I loved it so much. I love that for Andy, it's so sweet.
And for Pam, it's so bad, but it's so sweet also.
I don't know, boy. You know, I will say about it though, I think it was about trying to figure out to what extent should it be such the funnier the song is the um it just means that andy's sense of himself and the world is changed by that so i do think there was a lot of talk about uh about it there you know so angela something that i noticed in the script about this scene is that Jim is not in that scene.
It's just in the script, Andy playing the banjo for Pam.
And it's so beautiful the way it is now, right?
That you have this rack focus from Pam looking to Jim and then Jim looking to camera.
It's perfect. And I asked Jeff about it.
And he said, Yeah, that was his idea to add Jim at the end.
He actually said that he forgot to tell everybody that that was his idea.
And on the day they had like started to send John home and they had to like get him back and back.
Yeah, they had to be.
He said it was a little bit of a mess with his schedule.
Here's what he said.
He said, I really do love revealing Jim there, enjoying the lunacy of what he's put Pam through.
And in a weird way, even though it's heavily ironic and played off as a joke.
This is the closest Jim can come in that moment to serenading Pam himself.
Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, to me, that moment doesn't work without Jim there, because that final moment is him and Pam getting to flirt and have a connection.
Yeah. They just now have to do it through a conduit.
Like, once again, they can't, like, communicate to one another together because there's other people in the way.
So they have to find ways around it.
Yeah, that was all Jeff Blitz.
I love all of these audio clips, Jenna, that Jeff gave us and Wayne.
And they really just open up the episode for me so much. And I don't know if you guys heard this, and it's something Jeff will go on to talk about, but Jeff has a stutter.
And he was a little nervous about making the audio clips.
Then he actually sent in this audio that we want to play for you about how he felt like his stutter was an advantage to him.
Here, listen to what he has to say.
As a side note, I want to say this, that the stuttering thing, which I'm sure that is coming through loud and clear for some of this stuff, it is part when I started working with you guys, I was so scared that the stuttering was going to make it such that when I wanted to share notes notes with you that I would, um, that the amount of time it would take to do it and then I'd be embarrassed and all that stuff.
Um, but anyway, I do think it inspired something where like, rather than shout notes out to the cast that I would go and that for me, uh, for me, it just, It felt like a better thing to not do that.
And so I think it turned into something where the note had like a thoughtfulness to it and I could talk to people about it and it felt like I could spin it in a way that it made that, for me anyway, feel like a good thing.
It's not as good on a podcast, I'm sorry.
But anyway, yeah, just wanted to say that.
Well, it's interesting, Angela, because my memories of working with Jeff are of close, intimate conversations that were very connected.
Yeah. And so I never found his stutter to get in the way of connecting with him.
In fact, I think he's right.
I think it actually created a deeper connection because we had these one on one conversations.
Yeah. Yeah. My memories of being around Jeff are of these quiet, intimate conversations coupled with laughing harder than I've ever laughed.
Yes. Yeah, I absolutely agree with that.
And that's why I cannot wait to tell the story of Save Bandit with Jeff, because it was me and Jeff and Kent and Greg on set that day when we rehearsed it, getting the cat in the ceiling.
I'm not going to get into it.
But let me tell you, I am living for that podcast, because I want all of them.
I want us all to retell the story.
Oh, my gosh, we should get all you guys to come together and we should do a special save bandit where everyone speaks their memories of that scene.
A save bandit deep dive.
Yes, I love that. Well, guys, we also have a final audio clip from Wayne Wilderson.
He's just letting us know a few of the things he's doing now and where you can can find him.
Well, I did upload on Amazon Prime with Greg Daniels.
I know they've been picked up for a second season, so hopefully we'll be seeing me back on that.
You can go find reruns of work I did with another office alum, Randall Einhorn, where I played the principal on the Mick.
And Yeah Oh, where can you find me?
On Twitter I'm Wayne Wilderson One word On Facebook, I'm Wayne Wilderson One word And on Instagram I'm Wayne Wilderson That's one word You guys, miss you Thank you so much Thank you so much for letting me come on your awesome podcast. It's been a lot of fun.
All right. Later. He makes me laugh.
The way he was setting that up, I thought he was going to say something different for his Instagram, but I know his Instagram is Wayne Wilderson, one word. And yeah, anyway, by the way, it's not Wayne Wilderson, one word. It's just Wayne Wilderson.
Yeah. One word. Exactly.
It is his name combined, guys.
and you can find jeff blitz on twitter at jeffrey blitz jeff wayne thank you so much guys that was the convict that was the convict thank you so much for listening and sending in your questions we will see you next week with part one of benihana christmas it's christmas already and it's going to be a two -parter and we have guests oh we're excited see you next week bye thank you for Thank you for listening to Office Ladies Second Drink.
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