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I'm Maria.
And my name is Rory.
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Penn Night School.
Oh, Rorino, I'm just sitting here thinking what I hated as a child.
What about you?
What did you hate when you were a child?
I absolutely hated school.
School.
Let's talk about school.
It was the worst.
I agree.
Are we going to talk about school?
Yeah, we're going to talk about school.
School, yes, is a fresh IELTS speaking part one topic.
So let's talk about schools.
Did you go to a good school?
Well, I certainly like to think so.
I mean, I'm not sure where it ranked on the league tables, but the teachers were certainly competent and seemed to enjoy their jobs most of the time.
So I would say that's part of being in a good school.
Where did you go to school?
I went to a few schools, actually.
There were two primary schools that were just up the road from where I lived, like literally up the road.
You would walk up the road and you would be there.
And the high school, which was along the street and then again up the road.
So those were the three schools that I went to.
Did you like your teachers?
Not really, no.
I only liked one.
I liked Mrs. Jones in Primary 4.
Hi, Mrs. Jones, if you're listening.
We had a great working relationship.
I think I had a great working relationship with her.
I imagine that she probably thought I was quite a handful.
But with regards to the other teachers, no, I didn't really like them at all.
And we didn't get on very well.
Not because they were evil, just because I was a pretty unsettled child and they had a great deal of difficulty understanding me or relating to me.
But, you know.
I was in a class with 30 other pupils, so it's easy to understand why that might not work on a one-to-one basis.
Was there anything you wanted to change about your school?
Well, ideally, I'd have had more time to play and be creative.
Well, it's hard to say how that would have turned out, actually.
But regardless, things seem to have turned out reasonably well in life.
But if I could go back and change things, then I think those would be the two things that I would change.
What were the differences between your school and other schools?
Well, it's hard to say really, because you only have the perspective of yourself in your school, which is a pretty isolated context.
I don't know what other schools were like, but I would probably say that my schools were a bit impersonal, sort of like factories of conformity and mediocrity, really.
Again, not because they're run by horrible people, just because that's the system that you have when you have mass education.
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So positive, like, my schools were factories of mediocrity.
Mediocrity is this, you know this, usual things like nothing special.
This you know, if a film is mediocre, it's kind of the film is okay.
Yeah, I mean, I would like to point out that...
All of this is just my perspective.
I didn't like school.
I hated school.
I was one of those kids.
And then I became a teacher.
How ironic.
But you know, I imagine if you're a kid that fits in and is quite settled and even keeled, then you would have a great time, and a lot of the kids that i went to school with probably did.
But i did not.
Sorry, i would love to be normal as a child, but if i had been normal then i probably wouldn't be doing this.
So it's um it's, that's the trade-off.
First of all, we say go to school.
Can we say study in a school?
I studied at school.
Studied in a school.
But that's also kind of weird because we usually say like, oh, I went to school.
I went to university.
We don't say I studied at school.
Let's show, let's show.
Well, I think, for colleges and universities, and particularly in American English.
They say I study at X, Y and Z school.
But it's not so common in British English.
I haven't heard people say that very often.
I went to a good school or I went to school.
Yes or no article.
Rory told us I'm not sure where my school ranked on the league table.
The league table is like top schools and this is a table.
Top one is this school.
So Rory was not sure about the ranking of his school.
I mean, it did the job and it was in a reasonably nice middle class area.
So I'm assuming that it was OK.
The teachers were competent.
So that's a nice adjective to use about teachers.
The teachers were competent.
So they were professional.
They knew their subjects.
And do you say school students or pupils?
Oh.
This is a fun one, because I got in trouble for this all the time in my last job, because I would refer to elected pupils as students.
And apparently that's not acceptable.
So apparently, in the eyes of the people I used to work with, students is an American thing and pupils is a British thing.
Really?
Yes.
I mean it is if you're someone who enjoys being a complete control freak when it comes to other people's language.
It means the same thing.
Somebody who studies in a school.
So it's okay to say like okay pupils, like primary school pupils, secondary school pupils.
Yeah.
I mean other people use the word Leringers as well, which I think is extremely condescending.
But you know learners okay, i think students, this word is more common now, even like for school students, i think.
So i just think it's um, it's a bizarre thing to get upset about, but there you go.
If you're worried about the distinction, then that's what it is.
Pupils are young people in british schools.
Students are well, they can be any age, but if we're thinking about young people in schools, then it's an American thing.
Where did you go to school?
What kind of question is this?
Where did you go to school?
Well, in my hometown on Earth.
Well, I went to school next to my house.
So pretty much that's it, yeah?
You can't give more information about it, I don't know.
And Rory told us that I went to a few schools, two primary schools.
Primary schools are usually for, what, grades or phones, like from one to five.
So five years or four years sometimes in primary school, yeah.
And then secondary school and then high school.
So Rory changed schools three times, you said.
Where I'm from, secondary school and high school are the same thing.
Oh, okay.
It's complicated because I think in Russia, there's three schools.
There's like the elementary, middle, and high school, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
And it's the same in lots of places in America.
But in Scotland you have primary school and you have secondary school or primary school and high school.
If you're American, it's like elementary, middle and then high school.
And I don't really understand why there's this distinction between these things.
Probably because Russia and America have a much bigger population than Scotland.
So you can afford to have children distributed in this way.
So if your school you went to was right next to your house, you can say I went to a school just up the road from where I lived.
Just up the road usually means close.
10 minutes, then you would be there.
Yeah, we can say it was a 10 minute walk from my house to my school a 10 minute walk, or it was a five minute walk from my house to the school and then, like a, Did you like your teachers?
Not really, no.
Mrs. Jones, I only loved you.
Mrs. Jones, you were the only nice teacher I ever met.
Well, no, that's not fair.
Mrs. Jones was the only teacher that was able to relate to me.
Those are two different things.
But you know, like I say, I was quite a difficult child at school, so I don't really blame my teachers when I was in school.
They had other pupils to worry about.
It's like.
So, dear listener, you can say I was a difficult child.
I was quite a handful child.
I was difficult to deal with.
I still am difficult to deal... No, no, not really.
But I like to think I'm quite chilled out right now.
Maria, please support.
Yes, you are, darling.
You are amazing.
You are kind of calm and like... Very convincing.
Like, yes, of course.
I was a very unsettled child.
Well, pretty much the same.
Yeah, I was a difficult child, unsettled child.
So teachers did have problems with me.
Mrs Jones used to call it lateral thinking, which I think was just a really nice way of saying he just refuses to think like other people.
Lateral thinking is a manner of solving problems using an indirect and creative approach, via reasoning that is not immediately obvious.
So our Rory was a creative child.
They wanted him to do some dull tasks, but Rory painted the walls in Scottish patterns, so he did something creative.
Well, I didn't do that.
I just couldn't be bothered doing the work that I didn't want to do.
So I didn't.
But turned out all right in the end.
But yes, I think that's what lateral thinking means for like, you know, in a professional sense.
But I think what Mrs. Jones was saying was just he's being difficult.
Yeah.
You can say that we had a great working relationships with teachers or I get on well with teachers.
Also, I got on well with classmates, with my classmates.
So, classmates, my peers, my classmates.
Now, we use the third conditional, okay?
Sort of.
In a very advanced way.
Pay attention.
We use the second part of the third conditional.
So, was there anything you wanted to change about your school?
The question is in the past, right?
So, finito, finish, yeah?
Maybe I wanted to change something.
So, the third conditional.
Unreal, in the past, we are thinking, so I would have had more time to play.
I would have had the third conditional, okay?
But I didn't have more time to play.
In the past, like, oh, I wanted this, but it didn't happen.
So, I'd have had more time to play.
Yeah, this was something that I wanted to change, but I didn't.
Rory, how did you pronounce this?
I'd have, right?
You said...
I'd have had.
Yeah.
It sort of like runs together.
I would have.
I would have had.
Yeah.
Repeat after me.
I'd have had.
I'd have had.
I'd have had.
I'd have had more time.
Do you know what?
There's going to be people going to work on the subway and they'll be like just sitting there going.
I'd have had more time to play, I'd have had more competent teachers, I'd have had more friends, I'd have had IELTS Speaking for Success podcast, but it turned out reasonably well.
It turned out well.
It turned out it happened.
So everything was okay in the end, even if I didn't have much time to play.
Well, if I think about my life now, it's turned out well.
Because now I have all the time in the world.
It's awesome.
At the time, it was probably not so great.
And then Rory got a little bit kind of philosophical.
You usually only have the perspective of yourself as a child in an isolated context.
What is this?
Can't you just answer the question?
I mean, what was the question again?
What were the differences between your school and other schools?
Well, how on earth would I know?
I mean, I was a child at the time.
What would I know?
But now, you know, like, you know different schools now.
And like, was there a difference?
No, I don't.
What?
Other schools where?
Other schools in the world?
Well, they're in different countries, so they have different education systems.
Yeah, you see, kind of a strange question.
But here you can say like, well, I think that my school was okay.
My school was the same as other schools.
And then you can add adjectives like some not really positive adjectives like impersonal, dull.
The teachers were strict.
The school was expensive, for example, where it was like middle class, you said, at the beginning.
It was a middle class area.
Hence all of the conformity.
Yeah, conformity.
And Rory said like a factory of conformity.
Conformity, when you conform to the rules, when you follow the rules.
So the crowd follows conformity, the rules and you follow the rules.
So everybody says that this jacket is black.
And also you say that this jacket is black, but it's freaking pink, unless you're Rory, in which case you do whatever you like.
Yeah, this is called the conformity.
So people conform to rules or what?
Conform to the regulations of society.
Well, they probably conform to social norms.
Social norms.
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Right.
So my school was a factory of conformity, a factory of mediocrity.
Well, it's kind of a bit harsh.
But, well, you know, maybe it's your opinion.
Or you can say that the teachers were competent.
It was the best school in the neighborhood because we had this close community.
Or I went to a private school, it was expensive, so, yeah.
But make sure you do use some adjectives, okay?
Why were you a handful?
What did you do?
Threw toilet paper at the teachers?
It was just a pain.
I didn't misbehave or assault the teachers, it was just I was an extremely awkward child and was a bit slow, probably in their opinion.
Were you an introvert, like all like closed in yourself?
Or were you like... Her best to describe.
I was an extroverted introvert.
Thank you very much for listening, dear listener.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Did you go to a good school?
Well, I certainly like to think so.
I mean, I'm not sure where it ranked on the league tables, but the teachers were certainly competent and seemed to enjoy their jobs most of the time.
So I would say that's part of being in a good school.
Where did you go to school?
I went to a few schools actually.
There were two primary schools that were just up the road from where I lived, like literally up the road.
You would walk up the road and you would be there.
And the high school, which was along the street and then again up the road.
So those were the three schools that I went to.
Did you like your teachers?
Not really, no.
I only liked one.
I liked Mrs. Jones in Primary 4.
Hi, Mrs. Jones, if you're listening.
We had a great working relationship.
Well, I think I had a great working relationship with her.
I imagine that she probably thought I was quite a handful.
But with regards to the other teachers, no, I didn't really like them at all.
And we didn't get on very well.
Not because they were evil, just because I was a pretty unsettled child and they had a great deal of difficulty understanding me or relating to me.
But, you know.
I was in a class with 30 other pupils, so it's easy to understand why that might not work on a one-to-one basis.
Was there anything you wanted to change about your school?
Well, ideally, I'd have had more time to play and be creative.
Well, it's hard to say how that would have turned out, actually.
But regardless, things seem to have turned out reasonably well in life.
But if I could go back and change things, then I think those would be the two things that I would change.
What were the differences between your school and other schools?
Well, it's hard to say really, because you only have the perspective of yourself in your school, which is a pretty isolated context.
I don't know what other schools were like, but I would probably say that my schools were a bit impersonal, sort of like factories of conformity and mediocrity, really.
Again, not because they're run by horrible people, just because that's the system that you have when you have mass education.
