Welcome back.
Sash, they love you.
They love you.
We love you.
We love you.
I love New York.
I love New York.
Thank you for doing the show, and welcome back.
You were telling me backstage that you went to a concert recently and that it was a bit of a mix-up.
Yes, well, I'm friendly with the fantastic director J.J.
Abrams.
Oh, he's one of the best directors out there.
I love it.
I love that guy.
His daughter is an internationally famous rock star.
Gracie Abrams.
Gracie Abrams.
She said, come to the concert.
I go to the concert.
And it's just teenage girls, like, you know, 11 to 15, and me.
And JJ.
I go to JJ.
I start talking to him, give him a hug.
And I basically get completely mistaken for somebody else.
Suddenly, the next day on TikTok.
Let me just show everyone.
Make sure you read the caption here.
You're on TikTok.
This is you getting recognized.
Do you often...
Jacob Elordi was there.
There were only three men in the entire audience.
There were 15,000 people in there.
Three men, myself, the father of the rock star, and Jacob Elordi.
Yeah, no, but do you often get mistaken for Jacob Elordi?
I mean, it's impossible.
I'm not as good-looking as Jacob, am I?
It's in both of them, right?
This is interesting because this is you, very blurry of you and JJ.
Okay, but then we did see a photo of Jacob Elordi at the concert and he's kind of wearing the same hat.
Yeah.
Now I get it.
Exactly.
We were the only other men, apart from the father of the star.
I think that you're a stud, as well.
I am happy.
Come on.
Stop it.
I'm a character actor.
Yeah, I want to congratulate you, by the way, because the New York Times just came out with the list of the 100 best movies of the 21st century.
And check out what is on the list right here.
Borat, come on right there.
Number 53, Sacha Baron Cohen.
That's how you do it.
This is so embarrassing.
I specifically said not to mention that, not to mention the three Oscar nominations and the Globes.
Just all my charitable contributions, please.
Not here to talk about me saving children.
Come on, come on.
You don't want to talk about any of this.
Does it feel odd that you're on this list?
Are you honored?
Are you honored?
I was... I thought I was in the 20s, but okay, so be it.
Fine, yeah.
But, I mean, it is kind of fantastic.
I mean, you've made a cultural impact on this world.
It was bizarre because that movie almost never got made so, But you stuck with it and here you are.
I stuck with it and it happened.
You did it.
Yeah, perseverance.
I want to talk about Ladies First, your new movie.
Yes.
This comes out this Friday on Netflix.
That's right.
How do we set up?
What is the movie about?
So it's about this kind of misogynistic guy called male chauvinist who bumps his head and ends up in a kind of flipped world where women behave as badly as men do.
And he's like a real kind of mansplainer.
And for the ladies out there, mansplaining is when Oh, my God.
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
Come on.
That is fantastic.
That's so good.
But you are in the movie, and I got to say, you're jacked.
You're ripped.
Yes, I did not want to be.
I did not want to be.
I mean essentially.
They said you know, the part of the thing is about the objectification of women, which is awful.
And so this guy has to become objectified in order to succeed.
Yes.
And so they decided I need to become muscly.
And so I got the best prosthetic artist in the whole of Britain who's won three Oscars.
And I had him build a fake prosthetic suit that was amazing.
Genius.
Amazing.
And, yeah, this is it.
I think there's a picture of you in the... And then I showed the director the other nipples.
The nipples were slightly in the wrong place.
And the director said, you have to do this yourself.
And so I'm working out.
Nothing is happening.
No, there are no muscles.
I've chopped out carbs.
I'm desperate.
It's three weeks to my first scene with my top off.
And so what do I do?
I do what anyone in this crowd would do.
I call Matthew McConaughey.
Of course.
That's what everyone should always do.
I said, it's Sasha.
He goes, I don't know who you are.
I go, Borat, my wife.
He goes, okay.
And I go, listen, I need to get muscles in for three weeks.
And he says, you have to call up my trainer and you do whatever he says.
I call up this trainer, Alfonso.
And immediately, on FaceTime, he says, all right, take your top off, you know, take your pants off.
I was like, how about dinner first?
You know?
And in three weeks, this guy got me jacked.
I don't know how.
I mean, I'm not kidding.
It blew up the Internet.
It broke the Internet.
You're on the cover of Men's Physic.
This is real.
Look at this.
Look at Sasha Banks.
Look at it.
This is that.
By the way, the nipples here, at least, the nipples there were going down.
Nipples here, out.
Straight through.
But, dude, you look phenomenal.
Broke the Internet.
I was like, how did you?
Is this real?
I am covered in a lot of, about two liters of lubrication.
Yeah, it doesn't matter, though.
That's fantastic.
The rest of your life, you had that.
Yes, exactly.
I'm going to be walking around like this.
Yes, you should!
I want to be jacked like that.
Yeah, well, listen, I can teach you.
I mean, it's actually not hard.
It's kind of a 20-minute workout every day.
I can teach you.
You can teach me how to do it?
Yeah, I'll teach you.
You want to try to teach you?
Let's go.
Show me how to do it.
Everyone can do this.
I DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD I'M GOING TO BE AT THIS.
OKAY.
TAKE YOUR JACKET OFF.
LET'S GET A LITTLE LOOSE.
YOU NEED TO BE COMFORTABLE.
WE DON'T NEED TO BREAK ANYTHING.
Come on, it's fine.
Just in order to... Are you wearing a little Spanx there?
No, no, no, don't be ridiculous.
Oh, my God, wait a second.
Hey, come on.
Jesus.
Hey, this is not Spanx.
This is a male corset.
Oh, my God.
It's a morset.
I never heard of a morset.
It's protecting the six-pack.
Okay, sorry.
This is insured.
This six-pack is insured.
I didn't mean to do that.
Anyway, forget about that.
I didn't come on here to be humiliated.
Sorry about that.
Okay, we're going to start with the ten.
So what we do is we called, we superannuate.
So we basically, we turn the pinkies up.
Okay, so let's just do three of those.
Okay.
Take those.
There we go.
Okay, there we go.
Very good.
Put the pinkies up.
Turn.
There we go.
That's one.
There we go.
Two.
Very good.
Last one.
Very good.
Let's have a chair.
Thank you.
Okay, now I'm gonna take it off.
That's easy.
I can do that.
Okay, 20s.
Okay, so it's a bit, you know, make sure the arms are by the side and we just... Look at this guy.
We just pump it up.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, here we go.
There we go.
So there's 20 minutes a day.
Okay, there we go.
I can feel it now.
Okay, you can do it.
Straight up.
Okay, hold on a second.
Daddy needs a breath.
Hold on.
Okay, here we go.
You can do it.
Come on, Jimmy.
Come on, Jimmy.
Great, great, great.
Okay, beautiful.
Beautiful, okay.
All right, okay.
I think you can do bigger.
You're much stronger than this.
You're much stronger.
I think you can do 50s.
Come on.
I think you can do 50s, right?
So then we're just going to... This is a lot stronger.
You can do this, though, right?
Oh, my God.
Look at their veins coming out.
Okay, you can do it.
You can do it.
Or maybe put them on the ground first.
I don't know if I can do it.
Maybe I can lift these things.
All right, 50 pounds.
Here we go.
You can do it.
Drum roll.
Can I get a little something?
You can do it.
Come on.
Let's give it a go.
Come on.
You can do it.
Oh, my God.
Did I get you?
No, I didn't get you.
I didn't get you, right?
I didn't really get you, did I?
You okay?
I didn't really get you.
Carry on.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Come on.
Carry on.
Should we get the nerve?
No, it's fine.
I'm here to talk about the movie.
Oh, my God.
-"Ask the question, talk show boy!"
What do you want people to feel when they leave and they see this film when they leave?
It's .
No, no, no.
We got to .
No, I want to show a clip right from the movie.
Here's Sacha Baron Cohen in Ladies First.
You need to relax.
Calm down.
I do not need to relax.
I need you all to stop interrupting me so I can do my job.
Okay, don't get emotional.
I'm not... I'm not emotional.
I'm actually just...
I'm frustrated.
Yeah, we can tell, love.
I'm frustrated that no one's listening to me, in that the one person who understands men in the room is actually not even being heard.
It's absurd.
Is it your time of the week?
What?
I swear to God, if men don't **** off at least once a week, they get so aggro.
Just tense.
Do you need to take care of it now?
Or will you be all right?
I think I'll be okay, thank you.
Sacha Baron Cohen, everybody!
-"Ladies First!" is on Netflix this Friday.
We'll be right back with more of tonight's show.
Can we get a nurse?
Can we get a medic?
