I got you a drink.
Thank you.
This is my first one I've ever had.
What?
Yeah, I've never had one.
Are you kidding me?
Yes, I'm kidding.
Hello.
Hi.
Howdy.
Did you say that where you're from?
No.
Pennsylvania?
Pennsylvania, yeah.
They don't say howdy?
No, they say like... Quakers.
The Quaker Oats.
The Quaker town.
That's where I grew up.
Yeah.
I'm not a Quaker.
You're not, just to be clear.
Just a girl.
Do you like chicken nuggets and chips?
Aren't I supposed to try one and then you put more sauce on it?
No, that's hot ones.
Oh, fuck.
Sorry.
Thoughts?
Chicken.
This is outrageous.
That's also just like a visual that I don't know I need right now.
That's like an udder of a cow, isn't it?
Am I supposed to ask you questions as well?
No, absolutely not.
Don't even talk to me.
Don't even look at me directly in the eye.
But isn't it supposed to be sort of a date?
Yeah, it is.
So how much money do you make?
People think I'm really short, but I'm actually super tall.
Actually, I thought that when you came in, you were like six.
Yeah.
One?
I'm like six.
One.
Six, one.
Yeah.
I think you're the perfect type.
Six, one.
I learned about wanker the hard way.
I learned about wanker when the first time I came to London.
Someone on the street ran past me and yelled like fucking wanker.
And I was like, someone called me a wanker.
I feel like I really lived the London experience.
So you don't really say wanker?
Even bloody hell is sort of like, is sort of like a lot.
You come from a family of carpenters.
Sort of.
Have you ever built anything with your bare hands?
Doesn't have to be like a, like a piece of furniture.
I build, you know, people up type vibe as opposed to like building objects because like hammers.
Heavy.
Nails.
Scary.
Is it true that in America you don't really put kisses after messages?
No.
We hate that.
You'll just send the message?
Just send it.
Wow.
In fact, yeah, I mean, you guys are just so willing to kiss everybody, though.
Yeah, I know.
It's a bunch of sluts.
Yeah.
I was like, damn.
Yeah.
I always think about this.
I'm like look, the girls that are just going on dates are kind of doing it right because like, Every meal is paid for.
I paid for this.
You know I was going to ask for the bill secretly under the table and then It's already been done.
You're such a gent.
Would you do Broadway again if the right opportunity came?
I would.
Do you have a favourite Disney film?
Alice in Wonderland.
Really?
I think my favourite's Lion King.
Wow.
Yeah, or Finding Nemo, to be fair.
I'm going to say something maybe problematic.
Okay, whoa.
I think Dory's...
She, like, is a little annoying.
Like, needs to chill type.
Doesn't everyone think that?
Isn't that just, like, popular?
Damn, I really sounded like a pick me just then.
Unpopular opinion, guys?
Like, I know this is really crazy to say, but, like... You feel so picky.
Like, killing people's bad.
You don't actually like espressos?
I do.
I just have to... I have to brave through them when I drink them.
It's not like I like them because of how they taste.
I like them because of how they make me feel.
Do I give off decaf energy?
Yes.
Really?
You asked the question, and honestly, in that moment I looked at you and went, absolutely.
OK.
You just have to find your double shot.
In another person?
In another person.
It's not me.
What?
I don't think I give double shot.
I think I give, like, single shot.
So do you not think double shot's a bit too much?
Not if you're decaf.
You're young.
Like meet a double shot now and then later, maybe like meet like a chai?
Yeah, it's that me, chai.
Nice, it doesn't really have a searing to it, does it?
That's that me, yorkshire gold.
Oh gray, would you rather date a barista or a barrister girl?
Yeah, i think baristas flirt too much.
Okay, i think a barrister is probably like i'm safe, like You're not finding that many people in court.
Are you a flirt?
Do you think I am?
Yeah.
Why?
You just literally did the most flirty thing ever.
Me?
What?
Um, sometimes.
It just depends.
Are you?
No.
No.
What the hell?
No.
No, I'm not a flirt.
But you do flirt, though.
It's just you flirt in a decaf manner.
It's given decaf.
You flirt by, like, bullying them.
I love when you guys say, that's a tune, mate.
What would you say?
That's a hit.
Oh, that's a smash.
Bro, that's a smash and a half.
That's what I say when I want a smash and a half.
That's a smash and a half.
Yeah.
What would you say is a tune?
I'd just be like, that's a bop.
No, I would never say that.
Bop, bop, bop, bop to the top.
That's a tune.
I think if the song's really good, I'd just be like, this song's so good.
Do you find it easy to fall in love?
Such a great question to spring on me in this chicken shop.
Well, we are on a date.
When I was younger, I fell in love very easily.
And now I fall in love a little bit more.
I don't want this to sound sad, but I just maybe fall in love with some more knowledge.
Yeah, because you've got experience now.
Well, so they say.
I like that.
That was my cigar.
Actually, cigars are like big.
Oh my god, I hate that I just made that emotion.
Can you teach me how to jump an octave?
No, that wasn't right.
Did you do anything for Valentine's Day this year?
I was given chocolate.
Yeah.
Love that.
And I ate it.
Yeah, you did.
That was my day.
What was your day?
I was working.
Late.
Late.
Because?
Because I'm Amelia.
Okay, this is an outro I think you could do.
For what?
For nonsense.
Oh, okay.
Went to London cause I had a hot date.
The food was average, but the company was great.
Four plus four, me and Amelia ate.
Thank you.
It's been great.
I would have done something really crazy for the second one, but I don't think I can say it.
Go on.
No, no, no, no.
Went to London cause I had a hot date.
Cause I had a hot date.
And then I would say like, like later I'm going to get Later, I'm going to get my pussy licked.
Eight.
Oh my God, eight, Amelia.
We can't say.
Oh, I hate that.
I really didn't want to drink it.
It's gross.
And I was like, I should commit, right?
