Hello, this is Jerry Holkins of Penny Arcade Infamy.
You may have noticed that we are doing a lot of different stuff on Twitch these days.
I really like it. I think it's a lot of fun.
I think it's a very, very inviting channel.
Listen, if you're interested in terrifying games played by our design team, we have that.
Live brewing on Tuesdays.
Board game play. Live art streams. Of course, on Wednesdays we've got Acquisitions Incorporated, the C team run by myself incorporating a bunch of my good friends we got pub g with kiko on wednesdays and then fridays got pa plays where micro hooligan myself just check out whatever we feel like checking out that afternoon in any case if you're listening to this podcast the twitch stream is definitely something that you would probably enjoy it's just twitch .tv forward slash penny arcade one word thanks so much i thought for sure that you were going to be going like in a tip tip tip tip tip Tip,
tip, tip. Tipelodian.
Yeah, I thought it was going to be a tipelodian type thing.
Are we recording? Of course we're recording.
Didn't you hear me adopt my sensual...
Yeah, I did. Sensual radio voice?
I know you're feeling it.
I know you're feeling the effects.
How was your weekend?
You always ask me that, but I never...
I don't partition time that way.
I know it would help.
You don't reserve the weekend for leisure?
No. Actually, it was pretty great.
I had a chance to take naps.
That's really all I want.
I love naps. I love a good nap.
I just want to go to sleep.
Yeah. It's like on Sunday I went to sleep.
And after I had run the D &D game for the kids, which is surprisingly depleting with these 12 -year -olds, it's a lot of excitement.
Yeah. Not 100 % engagement.
High energy, though.
Oh, yes. Yeah. Yes.
So for big rolls, we have like a massive green foam die.
Uh -huh. And if you want to, you can roll it down the stairs.
Okay. And so that kind of gets people invested.
I would imagine that that takes some time, too.
There's probably...
Well, luckily the stairs are right there.
Okay. So you can just toss it right off of the stairs.
Yeah. And then you can see the value at the bottom.
And so there was a scenario where like four or five times in a row, They rolled 19, so it was like, what does that mean?
We finally got into some good stuff.
I have to be on my game so hard to lock in their attention.
And I think that in the past, I've sort of like, with adult players, like in the C team, I have to lean back a little bit so that they have a chance to flex. Yeah.
but these kids are just learning, so I have to really, really, really build the world around them.
With the grown -ups, I can do some details.
I can put in some hints.
And you let them go.
And then I sort of wind them up.
The kids, you've got to hold their hand a little more.
But it isn't just about holding hands.
I also have to be – I have to be hyper -engaged, too.
I have to signal to them that there is treasure here.
right I have to be like oh right this is something that we're doing now like this is really cool yeah so it was a lot of adventure type stuff um and then trying to trying to get trying to get Elliot dialed in on it is is like really really tough but this time I was able to really really get him in there's a lot of crafting and stuff like that so they had basically found this they they had found this.
So all the grown -ups, it's basically the hook is the Pied Piper in reverse.
Yeah, all the grown -ups were gone.
All the grown -ups are gone, and there is this kind of inverse pyramid made up of these black cubes that is basically like hiving the town.
Like it sends down groups of cubes to like build themselves around something, and then they just take whatever it is and bring it back up to the, they're creating this kind of museum inside there.
Okay. and so they had experienced terror and fear when they were fighting a dragon before, but the dragon hates the cube.
It doesn't hate them, and so it eventually got super injured, and so they basically found it in the woods.
They found this rough -made trail where it had actually hit the ground and then drug for hundreds of feet, and so it's in a bad...
That's something I like to do with the grown -ups too is expose them to something that is way, way, way more powerful but in a weakened state so that they can start to make real allies so they can see some of the really cool flavor that's coming up later and then you can twist it around.
But they all had to try to help this thing.
They all had to try to help it, like heal it.
So some of them can use magic.
Some of them, it was starting to rain and so some of them erected tents fence, like up on top of the dragon, like keep the wounds fresh.
And Elliot was leveraging different types of technology.
He wanted to create a kind of like duct tape.
Uh huh. Magical duct tape?
Yeah, it's called hex tape.
And so he was, when I talked to him later, he was like, I was really glad that I had a chance to do that.
I'm like, well, that's, that's the game I've been trying to show you, man.
Like, yeah, it's like, the character sheet is just the start.
Oh, yeah. That's the tip of the iceberg.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that's just a loose guideline.
If you want to engage with this in some other way, like in a very creative way, that game is in there too.
Sure. You know? Well, here.
So we've got to find stuff.
E3 is on the way. E3 is coming up.
That'll be fun. We could do some E3 predictions.
We certainly could.
If we wanted to. Yeah?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a couple good games coming out this week or some stuff I'm interested in at least. Yeah?
I think Onrush looks really cool.
Why do I know that?
It's like a crazy racing game.
I think that's on Tuesday.
Oh, it's from Codemasters?
Yeah. There's something else this week.
Well, yeah. If it's a racing game from Codemasters, we should be paying attention to this.
Let me take a look here.
So I have a list. Let's see.
There's Vampyr. Vampyr.
A new Blazblue. God, do you remember how much fun we had with fucking Blazblue?
I enjoyed that. There was a period there where that was my game.
That was my jam. What a crazy pants.
What a technical fucking experience.
I think that Elder Scrolls expansion comes out this week.
Yeah, Somerset. Somerset.
Yeah, dude, Onrush looks baller.
You know what it looks like?
It looks like it was on the PS3, early in the PS3's launch. They had a really cool...
Multi -vehicle. Filthy mud racer type thing.
That was back in the day.
Let's see. Yeah, Bloodstained Curse of the Moon looks pretty good.
Is that the 8 -bit one?
Yeah. I'm not interested in the 8 -bit one.
They're doing another one.
There's a couple, I think.
There's a game coming for the Switch that's called A Magical High School Girl.
I feel like that's...
Really? They just come right out with it, I guess.
Reel it in a little bit.
Let me arrive at it.
Yeah. Sushi Striker.
I have seen videos of that, and that looks pretty solid, actually.
And Tennis. Oh, yeah.
The new Tennis for Switch looks surprisingly technical.
Yeah, I did not try the demo this weekend.
I know there was, like, a tournament this weekend.
But did not get a chance to play it.
Yeah, it looks all right to me.
Let's see. Close that.
Yeah, E3. Yeah, so there's E3.
man there's so much weird shit coming to the switch jesus like thursday one two three four five six seven eight nine out of like 11 games or switch games jeez friday two out of three 12 all 15 all the hell is going on here it's a lot of imports yeah a lot of imports and i think it's like the wii now where a lot of stuff is just getting shoveled coming over yeah some of of these i haven't heard of before though yeah some of these are definitely ports but they're ports i wouldn't be i wouldn't hate on like a banner saga 2 i wouldn't mind on there i suspect that's a great place for it on that little
screen yeah crisp crisp but yeah there's a game on here for uh switch what is it called homestar vr what the hell is that is that happening oh this is like a astro oh man i thought it was gonna be homestar runner oh it's not like the web no it's like the stars.
Oh, that's dumb. It's just like the majesty of the universe.
Dude, the Homestar guy should sue him.
Yeah, he should take him down.
He should issue a DMCA strike, or whatever.
Whatever the Steam version is.
Yeah, there's a game on the Switch called Games for Toddlers 2, but I don't know if that's ironic or if it's literally a collection of games for toddlers.
Apparently, the first one did well enough to warrant a sequel.
Yeah. Games for Toddlers 2018.
Man, I saw, I love these videos that I get in my spam filter for these simulator games.
Like, they're not for me.
Bus simulator? Oh, yeah, you saw it?
I did. That, I can't tell if it's a joke, though.
Oh, it's definitely not a joke.
Are you sure? Did you watch the video?
Yeah. So those people, that's real.
Yeah. Yeah, why wouldn't it be real?
Dude, listen, remember when we played that fucking farming simulator?
Yeah. And it was, like, super detailed, and there was, like, a combine.
Yeah. And, like, seeds and stuff.
I think that's different than driving a bus.
Well, listen, I would say that it's different from driving a bus as well, but here's what else I would say.
I would say that people play train simulators all the time, and you just don't even steer.
Yeah. You just go slightly faster or slower or stop.
That's true. The video was so crazy.
You can't tell if it's just, like, the most ultimate shitpost?
Yeah, because they're so happy, but they're just driving a bus.
But they're, like, they're having the time of their lives.
Like, it's too much. It's too grand for chicken.
Listen, your bus, your route, your schedule.
Your rules. Yeah, your, no, actually, no, the rules are established.
Those are just the regular traffic rules.
You have to abide by the normal rules.
Yeah, yeah, they have to change it back.
The best part is they're talking about, it has fucking multiplayer.
Well, yeah, and so then you just, like, see another person driving a bus.
Listen up, you dumb piece of shit.
If you buy at launch, you get one extra interior design for your Sitaro bus.
That's pretty good.
So don't fuck with these.
You know what I mean?
But that's an extra interior.
In the video, you know how bus drivers, when they drive by each other, they wave at each other?
The people playing the game waved when they drove by another bus.
But they're sitting at their computer waving.
It could be a multiplayer.
player it could be a oh you mean you know i'm saying you can't see it well here so let me tell you something that i know let me tell you a piece of information that i know and that i crave yeah so when we were working on the first precipice game one of the project managers over at hothead was a part of a community of flight sim people and i know what you're thinking you're thinking thinking, oh, this is a man who wants to fly commercial planes.
I suspect that wanting to fly passenger planes or cargo planes is probably a step above bus simulator for you in terms of being a video game.
Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe, exactly.
No, no, he doesn't fly the planes.
There's a community of air traffic controllers.
What? Yeah, who connect to the server, and then they are the tower.
And then people who are flying the planes, they say or coming in for a landing or whatever they say whatever airplane horseshit they say and then they do all the correct stuff and then they get people coming in on approaches and that's the whole game for them i mean is there a is there an actual interface for them i don't are you sure yeah are is there uh is there a shared virtual airspace yeah yeah yeah okay planes yeah and then they guide it and I'm just saying like remember when we used to play like tachyon the fringe or yeah you know fucking freelancer or some shit yeah and we wouldn't we
would and they weren't co -op but we would make them co -op by giving one person half the keyboard or something yeah I mean there is this space I get it I mean except but I'm saying that like that is so bonks yeah driving a bus around is maybe 20 as bonks as being a fucking virtual air traffic controller yeah see what i mean 20 as bonks yeah it's just like you have ultimate freedom do whatever you want you could be a warrior princess you can ride a dragon i just want to drive a bus thanks No, but you could be a baseball star.
You could do whatever you want.
You can be anything.
Give me a bus and a route.
But you could do that in real life.
No, exactly. You could lead a band of adventurers.
Yeah. If you want to drive a bus, you could go and get a job driving a bus.
Literally the only entity incapable of driving the bus, like literally barred from driving the bus, is the pigeon.
Yeah, pigeon. Pidgeots can't drive a bus.
Don't let him. Do not fucking, behind the wheel?
Yeah. No. No way. Not this bird. You know what I mean?
But, but no, I mean, I, I just, I love how hard these motherfuckers go.
Yeah, there are people, like my dad is like this.
Listen, all this is, is the next, this is just the next type of train table.
Think of it like that.
Sure. This is, this is just the next type of train table.
But there are people who do not like, who feel uncomfortable with things that are fantastical.
Like even thinking about it or entertaining ideas about things that aren't real.
Well, honestly, definitely.
That's definitely true.
Yeah. And so think about the types of conversations that used to go on in the EU, like say about some of Karen Travis's work.
Yeah. Where for Karen Travis, like the irreducible unit of Star Wars is the individual, right?
What are their lives like?
How do they survive under these pressures and in these systems?
For some people, it really is going to be the science.
You know what I mean?
And so for them, it's really, really important how long Super Star Destroyer is or how many clone troopers there are total.
Those are the things that grant license to fantasize.
And that's just... I'm seeing there are people who won't even take that step.
Exactly. I'm saying all these things exist in a continuum of what is allowed. Right.
Right? And so there's going to be people for whom they're not going to be interested in fantastical stuff, even in their hobbies.
Yeah. They're going to want everything to be HO scale.
And that's why I understand it.
I really do think it's the— But you're much better at understanding motivations of other people.
Definitely. Yeah, you can put yourself in their place.
To me, it seems very sad.
That's the extent of your imagination?
That's where your fantasies take you?
To a bus? No, no, no. Think about Train Guy.
Does he seem sad? I mean, you may be sad for him.
I am sad for him. I understand that his level of excitement cannot be questioned.
Listen, it's more than that.
Not only can his level of excitement not be questioned.
It's greater than any excitement I've ever felt.
You and I will never be that happy about anything.
No. He is that happy as a function of the focus.
It's just very, very bizarre to me.
It's different. Yeah.
Right? It's little.
Yeah. It's yellow and it's different.
Yeah. Right? I don't remember which one that is.
I don't either. Bayer?
No. It's just white.
We'll figure, listen, listen.
We can Google it later.
We'll figure out what pill it is later.
Yeah. But I, I just, I love how ham, I love how fucking ham it is.
it just again it's so much work so many artists so many programmers all working together to make a bus dude I have to I don't like dude listen I'm gonna read the features and if you feel compelled at any point to unzip your pants uh huh I respect it and get my meat out well yeah I respect it okay eight buses from four leading manufacturers that's it well don't forget you can get a new interior if you pre -purchase okay um They're faithfully reproduced in meticulous detail, including the Mercedes -Benz Citaro K, Mercedes -Benz Citaro G.
It might be that we don't have buses this rad either.
Maybe the Mercedes -Benz buses kick ass.
Maybe if we saw that bus, we'd be like, oh, shit.
Maybe. Here, anyway, Man Lion City Bus, Man Lion City CNG Articulated Bus.
Oh, man, I bet that's a real challenge.
Oh, that bendy bus.
You know what I mean?
The inchworm. The Cetra S418 LE business, the Cetra S416 LE business, the Iveco Bus Urban Way, and the Iveco Bus Urban Way CNG articulated bus.
But it's like, are they really trying to say that the Iveco Bus Urban Way and the Iveco Bus Urban Way CNG articulated...
Like, hey, you're just taking the bus, and you're just putting two of them...
Let's fucking... Come on.
I feel like that is...
Is there DLC? That's stretching credulity, right?
Right there. Now, in real -time multiplayer mode, you can drive around the 12 districts and over 5 .8 square miles of routes in the freely drivable urban area with up to three friends and therefore promote your bus service.
And therefore promote your bus service.
Yes, because they know what—they know—like, they're so into this fantasy— I mean, that means something to someone.
Oh, yeah, totally, totally.
The updated progression system, because, yeah, I mean, if you want to— How do you progress?
Listen, if you want to go back, it's like, think about it.
Think about the type of shit they were trying to pull in Bus Simulator 2017.
Yeah. You call that progression?
Yeah. Updated progression system and the comprehensive management element, including route planning, the purchase and sale of buses.
Well, yeah, there's going to be the person who doesn't want to drive the bus.
They just want to manage a fleet of buses.
I'm sure. Staff planning.
Again, train table.
And numerous statistics will guarantee...
Half planning. I don't know.
Will guarantee long -term game motivation.
For novices and pros, you can play in simplified or realistic mode.
Oh, man. How realistic.
I bet it's, I bet it's, I bet that if you stop at a stoplight, that's very exciting for a certain type of person.
Okay, support for popular steering wheels, game pads, Tobii eye tracking and track IR.
Okay, now that's cool.
I like that. Authentic bus sounds.
Extensive tutorial and passenger voiceovers in English and German.
Hey, fuck you, let me off.
I'm going to kill somebody.
I'm going to kill somebody on this bus.
Control your bus in different weather conditions both day and night.
Fully customize your buses with different colors, patterns, and advertising panels.
God, I bet that generates that revenue.
It sounds so dumb. Listen, I'm not done yet.
authentically reproduced cockpits of the four manufacturers equipped with numerous individual functions.
Even the train guy, I can look at a train, I can do it for cars, I can look at a cool car and be like, okay, I can understand how a person could be into a car.
I am not a car person.
I can see that's a cool car, that looks like a cool car.
Train, oh yeah, it's a big train.
I don't get the bus.
i don't get the bus like it's it's the dumbest type of transportation it's like this the bus think about it like this this might help you bridge the gap a bus is basically a car train yeah i mean it goes it goes very slow not all the time like sometimes they they get it cranking on a straightaway a bus listen i'm not done with these fucking features um smart traffic ai and a range of challenging traffic situations await you.
Bus station, night driving, construction sites, diversions, long distance journeys, potholes.
No. Traffic jams. No, see, it's like...
I'm not even done. It's like porn.
There's a lot of porn I can look at and be like, you know what, that's not for me, but whatever, you know, however you want to get your rocks off, that's fine.
And then there's some porn where I'm like, that's fucked up, and that person, and whoever's watching this has something wrong with them.
It's too detailed? There's something wrong.
It's some access, yeah.
I'm saying that if you play Bus Simulator, I'm going to go ahead and say it right now.
You have something wrong mentally.
Okay, hold on. I just have to tell you one more thing.
If you are fascinated by buses, you need help.
Just hold on. For a complete gaming experience, a variety of incidents in the bus.
For example, interior soiling and debris, special passenger requests.
Are you sure this is not a joke?
Yes. Fair dodgers, loud music, and cars parked in designated bus bays.
It's gotta be a joke, dude.
No, it's not. It's gotta be a joke.
It's not. It's... Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, I think there's something...
I love this. I think that's a pervert.
I love this so much. Oh, see, here's another trailer.
I haven't seen the trailer you were talking about.
Oh, you haven't? Okay.
Okay, hold on. This gamer just put on his bus driver hat.
This trailer, to me, makes it look like this is a joke game.
Okay, I can... Okay, if I look at this trailer with you right now...
Joke Right Okay I can see I can see why you would Okay Cause they're like Nodding and like Yeah Okay And there's like Four buses Yeah And they're all Driving together And they're like Woo I don't know Okay That I don't understand The ending there I don't know What they're celebrating It doesn't make any sense But If they actually Wanted to show it It would be A weird pervert In his parents' basement And his mom would be like Honey it's time for dinner And he'd be like I'm driving my bus mom I gotta finish my route And she'd be like, honey, why don't you get a job as a real bus driver?
And then you could make money and move out of the house.
Honestly, I think part of...
He's like, you know they won't let me drive buses because of my psoriasis, mom.
Wait, hold on. For me, one of the things that is challenging, I guess where the respect comes from, for me, is I often, a non -trivial amount of the time, I am terrified of the prospect like every now and then I'll think about what it must be like to drive a vehicle that big huh in a crowded public place uh -huh and I feel that like a icicle of fear oh yeah it seems like a huge pain in the ass yeah exactly so I mean I think that these men are heroes that's what I'm trying to say I think they're heroes okay but they get paid to do that in real life oh yeah yeah I'm just saying like that's this seems
scary as hell like it seems like i don't think i could do that that's all i'm saying but you could do it in a game anybody could god i hope so one day one day yeah i mean the idea that because it's true you don't know if it's real or not i feel like that is actually funny yeah yeah the idea is like you can't tell and honestly like if the only thing i'd ever seen was that second trailer uh -huh that definitely seems like a that seems like an april fools thing yeah like they're jumping on a simulator bandwagon and it's a bit it's a joke like hey we're making a bus simulator why would anyone simulate
that yeah exactly um let's see yeah we did solo and we did dauntless honestly we are murdering our backlog here the only thing we have left on the backlog is plumps and chumps it's the same to me as that foot mod for oblivion oh it's like too it's too much there's like there's something about it yeah that you think is revelatory yeah of something within to spend all your time to go to work every day and put all maximum effort into reproducing a bus it seems insane insane like when you're done you can be like oh that looks just like a bus you know i've done it i didn't see my family for a lot crunch was hard you
know but this looks just like a bus in every way it might be a bus i think it's a bus Oh, my God.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not— Listen, I'm not saying that somebody doesn't want to fuck one of these buses.
Yes. It's like the Dirgeables in Second Life.
Yeah. It's like, that's for somebody.
For somebody. Yeah, you can download that foot mod.
Okay. I understand that someone wants this foot mod, but I think we have to understand that that person's a little weird. So where does it break down, like, if you download the foot mod as opposed to, like, if you make the foot mod?
Like, what's the hierarchy?
Well, yeah, I think if you make the foot mod, you're even worse.
And that's why I think whoever made this bus Sim, these are the real perverts.
There are people who are going to buy it, and they're equally gross.
But to dedicate your life to producing that.
I see. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
But definitely accept that it is real.
I believe you now. Oh, yeah, because I'm looking at these.
Nobody worked this hard. Like I'm looking at all the assets here.
Yeah. And then they put it up on Steam and there's like multiple videos and then there's special options for people who purchase.
Yeah, it's got the original color pattern for your seats and a classy floor design that will make you the next urban transport trendsetter.
Okay, listen to this.
This is something else.
This is a novel bit of extra information.
The DLC will visually upgrade the interior of your Sotaro bus and also offer your passengers greater seating comfort.
But they're not real.
But I wonder, how does it track that?
Like, how deep does it go?
How deep does it go?
Here, so the question is, do we want to investigate this as a strip concept?
Yeah, if maybe Tycho's like, do you see the trailer for Bus Simulator 2018?
Yeah, I thought it was a joke.
Wait, that's real? Wait, that's real?
I thought that was a joke.
There's people who want to drive a bus.
But not a real bus.
Not a real bus. You can't recognize that there are people out there who want to spend their leisure time driving a bus.
It's like the foot mod in Skyrim.
I get it, but I think they're perverts.
There's something going on.
I think there's something wrong.
Basically, I think it's sort of like the train table or whatever.
Yeah. But there's probably somebody who has that train table.
God, I bet there is.
It's just like, man, I wish I was very small.
Oh, yeah. I wish I was so small.
Yeah. I could drive these trains around this lamb.
Yeah, I'm sure they think that.
Yeah, yeah. It's the same.
But, I mean, with a model train table, there is – Oh, it's all the crafting and stuff?
Yeah, there is a hobby element to it of construction and craft and wiring and electronics.
These are useful skills.
This is a hobby. Yeah.
God, I feel strongly that Tycho would not only get it, but enjoy it.
I feel like he would have the cap.
Yeah. It all comes down to different strokes.
Oh, agreed. As do many things.
Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, at the end of the day, is it a romance thing?
Like, do you fall in love with these buses?
Gabe? Well, no, no, no. I'm just thinking about the full simulation.
Oh, can you date them?
Is there some other part of it that...
Yeah, I mean, I wonder if that's more funny.
Just take the concept and expand on the concept as opposed to the confusion.
Well, yeah, if Tycho's like this, listen, you know what you're talking about.
There are people out there who this is a genuine interest for them, like driving these buses, like they're cool.
Really? Look at the DLC, upcoming DLC.
Now you can fuck the buses.
All right, never mind.
I think you can draw a direct line, right?
Right? There's simply people for whom urban commuting is a passion.
It's a passion. They find the intricacies of people moving to be fascinating.
I'm telling you, these people are perverts.
Okay, well, yeah, maybe.
But look at this DLC.
Look at this DLC. You can now fuck the buses.
You can now fuck all the buses.
You can now fuck all the buses.
Okay, well, yeah, that's...
Okay. Yeah. No, no, it's the Bus Fucker DLC.
The Bus Fucker DLC.
you kidding fuck all buses dude are you are you as excited as I am about bus simulator 2018 wait wait that's real I thought it was a joke what kind of pervert that's fucked that's fucked up man there's something fucked up about it there's something fucked up about it bus simulator man it man it man it really seems like bus simulator 2019 goes hard wait that's real that's a joke there's something fucked up about that here we go we'll do the fucked up thing later no I thought it was a joke absolutely not there's simply people who long to enable urban communing there's a civic aspect what's more
no I don't listen yeah maybe I think there's more I mean take a look at the DLC take a look at the DLC I think there's something you're missing bus fucker expansion you can fuck all the buses so is that panel like the Steam page that's the third panel is that looking at the computer Yeah, almost certainly, right?
Tycho has to have a response that is quick.
I don't think he can defend it anymore, but I wouldn't put it past him.
Oh, yeah, they're perverts.
Can we use pervert in this strip?
No, no, not yet. Let's see.
Oh, yeah, these are bus perverts.
Oh, okay. What does the peripheral for that look like?
Do they have a custom peripheral?
He keeps me confused.
Yeah. Fuck all the buses.
God, I really like that line.
Okay, maybe you're right.
Okay. Yeah, there we go, yeah.
Maybe you're right.
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