What are you doing here?
I was sleeping.
In my bed?
Well, I would have slept in my own bed, but it was being used to bring shame to my family.
And the memory of Gene Roddenberry.
Oh, you heard.
Scotty, I need more power.
Sorry.
Does Sheldon know you're sleeping in here?
Are you kidding?
He made me sign a waiver, participate in an emergency fire drill and take a refresher course in CPR.
Thank God he had a dummy.
Oh yeah, mouth-to-mouth Mona.
You know she used to date Howard?
Oh my God, she's that Mona?
Why can't you and my sister spend your nights here?
We tried.
She doesn't get along with Sheldon.
Sheldon doesn't get along with Sheldon.
It's still no reason for me to have to listen to you arm your photon torpedoes every night.
Well, how about this?
Until Priya gets her own place, you stay here and I'll stay at your apartment.
Can I bring girls here?
You?
Sure, bring as many as you want.
Okay, deal.
Just not against their will.
Good news, Raj.
I got the blood work back from the lab.
You're okay to stay for a while.
When did you take my blood?
Not important.
Your sugar was a little high.
I'd follow up with your regular physician.
In the meantime, I have some paperwork here for you to go over.
What the hell is this?
Boilerplate stuff a modified roommate agreement for a temporary house guest and a living will and durable power of attorney.
This says you can make end-of-life decisions for me. as your friend.
Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
Please sign.
Did you sign this?
There's a reciprocity clause.
You get to pull the plug on him, too.
Well, that seems fair.
Congratulations, and welcome temporarily aboard.
Here's your ID card, your key, and your lapel pin, which Leonard was too cool to wear.
FYI, part of your responsibilities as roommate pro tem will be to drive me to and from work, the comic book store, the barber shop and the park for one hour every other Sunday for fresh air.
Bring a ball or a Frisbee, you know, something he can chase.
Also, you're tasked with bringing home all takeout dinners.
Tonight is Thai food.
You'll find the standard order in Appendix B or downloadable from my FTP server.
If you have any questions, here's the FAQ sheet.
Or if you prefer the human touch, I do a live web chat called Apartment Talk on Tuesday nights.
No backsies.
Sheldon, dinner!
What is this?
This is the difference between eating and dining.
Remarkable.
I'm just realizing how much Leonard's been skating by all these years.
It's not a big thing.
Just think of me as a brown Martha Stewart.
Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Yes, it's penny, get your own Wi-Fi, no spaces.
Thanks.
Wow, it's with a fancy spread.
My new roommate is bending over backwards to ingratiate himself to me.
Nice touch, by the way.
What do you mean new roommate?
What happened to Leonard?
Same thing that happened to homo erectus.
He was replaced by a superior species.
I'm the new homo in town.
That came out wrong.
All right, let me try this again.
Where's Leonard?
He's living at my place, so I'm leaving you.
You're living here provisionally, but I must say it's looking good.
Oh, Leonard and Priya are living together?
That's big.
No.
Origami napkin swans?
That's the headline.
It's a good thing.