Hey, Rach, can I ask you something?
Yeah.
OK, you can totally say no.
But would it be OK with you if I set Ross up on a date?
Oh.
With who?
My friend Bonnie.
She just always thought Ross was really cute.
And now that you two aren't together, she asked if I could set it up.
But if you're not cool with it, I would.
Which one is Bonnie again?
You remember her from my birthday party two years ago?
She's, yeah, like average height, medium build, bald.
That's fine.
Great, okay.
Good for you.
All right.
Wow, that was depressing.
I think I just bought a soft pretzel from one of the kids from Fame.
Ready to go to the movies?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, wait, this is Bonnie.
Hi.
This is Bonnie.
This is Bonnie.
You're Bonnie?
I can show you an ID if you want.
No, I'm sorry.
You look a lot different than the last time I saw you.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I just started wearing bras again.
Oh, that must be it.
Well, I hope you have fun tonight.
Thanks.
You too.
Okay.
You said she was bald.
Yeah, she was bald.
She's not now.
How could you not tell me that she has hair?
I don't know.
I hardly ever say that about people.
Oh, well, this is just perfect.
I'm sorry.
I thought you said it was okay.
Yeah, I said it was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick.
I mean, you know, that girl has got hair all over her head.
Well, maybe it won't work out.
Maybe Ross won't like her personality.
Why?
Does she have a bad personality?
Oh, no.
Bonnie's the best.
How did it go with Bonnie?
Oh, I gotta tell you, I wasn't expecting to like her at all.
I mean, I actually wasn't expecting to like anyone right now, but she's really terrific.
Ugh, it's too bad.
No, I'm saying I liked her.
Yeah, you know what?
There are other fish in the sea.
Thebes, I think she's great, okay?
We're going out again.
Okay, I hear you.
Are you capable of talking about anything else?
Okay, would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant or inside his shower drain?
Oh, my God.
Phoebe, look, it's Ross and that girl.
No, no, look at that!
It's a line of ants!
They're working as a team right, oh yeah wow oh, it looks like ross is breaking up with her oof.
I hope he lets her down easy, let's go.
Come on, phoebe.
Look at that.
They're not breaking up.
Look at them okay, that you know what that is.
That is.
That is a second date.
That's what that is.
Look at that.
She just put her hand on her thigh.
Oh no, that really is nothing.
She's very sexually aggressive.
Phoebe, this is all your fault.
Now, he loves her, he's gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.
You said it was okay.
You said she was bold.
Was, was, was, was, was, was.
Okay, but maybe we can't, we just can't let it happen, okay?
We have to do something, but we have to break them up, okay?
Just go in there and like shave her head.
You owe me one bold girl.
Okay, first of all, breathe.
Second of all, I don't get it.
Aren't you the one that decided you didn't want to be with Ross?
Yes.
Well, isn't he your friend?
Don't you want him to be happy?
Yes.
So?
I just, you know, I didn't expect him to be this happy so soon.
Ugh.
Oh, no.
What?
Oh, we killed them all.
Your first sexual experience was with a woman?
All right, I was 15.
It was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider.
And then suddenly, I don't know, we were making out.
Tell it again.
Seriously.
I mean, is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Yeah, sure.
Well, you know, earlier she was talking about geography.
Joey, she was listing the countries she's done it in.
Well, I think we all learned something.
I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach.
So maybe this weekend we can go to the beach?
Yeah, we can.
Shoot, I can't go.
I have to work.
That's too bad.
Oh, big fat.
So, great.
Okay, tomorrow we're gonna drive out to Montauk.
Hey, Bonnie had sex there.
What is going on here?
What?
Are you painting his toenails?
Oh, come on.
Chasing him around the room?
Monica, please.
He's totally flirting with you, too.
He is, isn't he?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, maybe it's just being here at the beach together or I don't know, but it's like something.
Hi, Bonnie.
Hi.
My boss let me off early, so I took the train.
What are you guys doing?
We're playing strip happy days game.
Cool.
I'll catch up.
Well, I assume the happy couple isn't up yet.
Did you guys hear them last night?
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what they were doing, but at one point, sea turtles actually came up to the house.
Good morning.
Hey.
How'd everybody sleep?
Oh, great.
Like a lot.
Us too.
I'm going for a walk.
Good morning.
Nice breasts, by the way.
Oh uh, nothing.
I just felt like hanging out here and reading oh, the water was so great, we jumped off this pier and my suit came off.
Sorry, i missed that.
Yeah, joey and chandler sure are funny.
I think i brought back half the beach in my hair.
It was so much easier when i used to shave my head.
You know, I got to tell you I just loved your look when you were bald.
Really?
Because I think about shaving it all off again sometimes.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, you definitely should do that.
You know what?
I should do it.
Yeah.
You know what?
Thank you, Rachel.
You are so cool.
Oh, stop.
Come on.
I'm going to shave that head.
All right.
Wow!
Look what you did.
You want to touch it?
No, but it's great.
Come on, touch it.
Okay.
You can feel all the bones in your skull.
Having a little chat with Bonnie and guess what she happened to bring up.
You know who was behind the whole head shaving idea.
And now, who was it?
Oh, that's right, that's right, it was you.
That was her idea.
I just gave her a nudge.
She said you gave her the razor.
So anyone up for a midnight dip in the ocean?
I'm good.
Okay, I'll see you in a bit.
Okay, have fun.
See, she doesn't look that bad.
You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head.
What the hell were you thinking?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Rach, you balded my girlfriend.
All right.
I'm lost.
