What can I say?
I got a little bit of a funny joke for you today.
This is a relaxed lesson.
I'm not going to be like making you shadow me, repeat after me.
Just going to tell you some jokes.
How about that?
Is that okay?
Can I just have a little bit of a relaxed fun every once in a while, please?
I'm just joking.
I'm just joking, all right.
Here's the joke.
An atheist is hiking in the woods when suddenly a huge bear pops out from behind a bush.
If something pops out, it jumps out.
It jumps out, it pops out from behind a bush.
An atheist is hiking in the woods when suddenly a huge bear pops out from behind a bush.
Just as the bear is about to attack him.
Time freezes and God appears.
So the bear freezes just as a bear is about to attack him.
Time freezes and God appears.
God shows up.
God says, you have spent your whole life as an atheist.
But if you finally believe in me, I will stop the bear from eating you.
God says you have spent your whole life as an atheist.
But if you finally believe in me, I will stop the bear from eating you.
The man replies, Oh, that's really nice of you, but nah, I don't really believe in a higher power.
The man replies, Oh, that's really nice of you, but nah, I don't really believe in a higher power.
A higher power is another way to say God, right?
Higher power, God.
God says, all you have to do is believe.
Believe in me and accept me in your heart.
God says, all you have to do is believe.
Believe in me and accept me in your heart.
The man says, nah, it's just too hard for me to do.
I mean, science has already answered how the world came to be.
The man says, nah, it's just too hard for me to do.
I mean, science has already answered how the world came to be.
And not only that, and not only that.
Also, with all the bad things happening in the world right now, I think it's just too difficult to believe that there's a God.
And not only that.
With all the bad things happening in the world right now, I think it's just too difficult to believe that there's a God.
God asks, are you sure?
I'll give you a little more time to believe in me.
Take your time and think about it.
God asks are you sure?
I'll give you a little more time to believe in me.
Take your time and think about it.
The man responds, nah, I don't need any more time.
No thanks.
Nah, I don't need any more time.
No thanks.
God says, okay, you've made your choice.
The man then says, wait, how about this?
Why don't you make the bear a believer instead?
Why don't you make the bear believe in God instead of me make the bear believe in God?
How about that?
God says, okay, you've made your choice.
The man then says, wait, how about this?
Why don't you make the bear a believer instead, instead of me?
Then it'll have some morals and leave me alone.
Then the bear will have some morals and the bear will leave me alone.
God agrees.
After that, God leaves, and time restarts.
Oh, time was frozen.
Remember, the bear is frozen in time.
And then the bear suddenly stops, and the man smiles.
Yeah, clearly seeing that his plan to save himself worked.
It worked.
The bear stopped.
The bear suddenly stops, and the man smiles, clearly seeing that his plan to save himself worked.
Then the bear kneels down and says, Thank you, God, for this meal I'm about to receive.
Thank you, God, for this meal I'm about to receive.
I'm going to eat this person.
It is going to be so delicious.
Thank you, God, for giving me this man to eat.
Okay, it's just a fun joke.
Don't take it serious.
All right, now for a little fun comic.
Here's another one.
The cat has incredible hearing.
The cat has incredible hearing.
Did you know cats have incredible hearing?
Yeah, it's true.
She can hear a mouse deep within the wall.
I hear a mouse.
Do you hear that mouse?
I hear a mouse.
The mouse isn't saying very nice things about the cat.
The mouse is saying bad things about the cat.
The mouse isn't saying very nice things about the cat.
Do you hear that?
That mouse is talking bad about me.
So the cat plots her revenge.
The cat said, I'm going to get my revenge on that mouse.
That mouse is talking bad about me.
All right, just a little bit of lighthearted humor.
I hope you enjoyed it, maybe just a little bit.
Good workout.
Keep moving forward one step at a time.
I'll see you in the next step.
