Welcome back to the Tonight Show.
We're about to play a game called Pop Quiz.
-♪ Pop quiz, pop, pop quiz, pop quiz.
-♪ Our first contestant is veteran stuntman and actor, my pal, Johnny Knoxville is here.
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His opponent is an NBA Hall of Famer and Miami Heat legend, Dwyane Wade!
Gentlemen, the pop quiz rules are simple.
I will ask each of you questions and if you answer correctly, your opponent is raised higher into the air, bringing the razor-sharp tip of their hat closer to that giant balloon full of the Tonight Show mystery substance.
Horse semen.
That's not one of the questions.
If you answer it wrong, you're raised higher.
The first person to reach the top and pop their balloon loses.
Here we go.
Johnny, the first question will be to you.
What are the names of the cartoon cat and mouse duo who are always chasing each other?
Tom and Jerry.
Oh, my.
Come on.
That's easy.
Hey, take me out first.
You have no chance.
Dwayne.
The famous quote from the movie Jerry Maguire is, you had me at... Hello.
Wow.
Yes, that is correct.
Boom!
Boom!
Let it go.
These are easy.
Here we go.
-"Light work."
-"This game's going to be over fast."
-"Light work."
I'm taller, so I get there a little quicker.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see you slouching.
Smushing your shoulders out a little bit.
-"All right, Jimmy, ask me the next question."
All right, here we go.
Johnny Knoxville, the first YouTube video ever uploaded was titled what?
-"Two Girls, One Cup."
-"Hey, stop it, Johnny."
Absolutely.
-"No?"
-"Absolutely."
-"Oh, come on."
-"No, it was me.
Maybe the first one you watched, but no.
Me at the zoo, of course, is the answer.
That is incorrect, Johnny.
Johnny, I'll remember what you remember.
I had to wear these hats in school.
Congratulations.
Dwayne.
Which pop star sang the 2017 smash hit, Shape of You?
Oh, well, thanks for the layup, because I said it on this show.
It's one of my favorite songs.
My friend, Ed Sheeran.
Wow.
I forgot you love Ed Sheeran.
I forgot you love Ed Sheeran.
Thank you all for that layup.
You're giving him questions he's friends with?
Jesus!
I forgot he's friends with Ed Sheeran.
I didn't know.
Here we go.
Sorry, Johnny.
Sorry.
Johnny, I know that you don't know much about pop culture.
This is why it's perfect.
This is why I love this dude.
All right, ready?
What is the number-one stream song of all time on Spotify?
Oh, well, I was just thinking about this question the other day.
Billie Jean by Michael Jackson?
That is no.
It's Blinding Lights by The Weeknd.
Johnny, you're going up one more.
Really?
I'm about to get wet.
I haven't heard that in a while.
Don't laugh.
Don't encourage him.
Don't encourage him.
Dwayne, in tennis, what is the only Grand Slam tournament played on clay courts?
This is why I think I know this.
This Grand Slam is at the end of May and my daughter's turning 19 and I'm actually sending her there for her birthday and so it's the French Open in Paris.
Oh, my God!
That is correct!
What a know-it-all.
Johnny.
We're getting dangerously close.
Does the water spill over here?
I don't know if it's water, by the way.
Here we go.
One, two, three.
Johnny, be careful.
Johnny.
All right, there you go.
All right, perfect.
Oh, my God.
There you go.
That's how you do it right there.
That's why he gets paid the big bucks.
That's why he gets paid the big bucks.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Getting the old Chuck Berry.
What is happening?
There's a lot of water in there.
I'm sorry.
I don't know who's the prop guy on this, but...
It won't end.
I'm so sorry, dude.
Yeah, I can tell.
Oh, my God, dude.
There's so much water.
We're not trying to waterboard him.
All right, let's just get him to safety.
All right, thanks to the one and only Johnny Knoxville and Dwayne Wade.
We'll be right back with more tonight.
