Okay, so when you're done with your tea, I'll look at the leaves and tell you your fortune.
I didn't know you read tea leaves.
Oh, yeah, I've done it for years.
I actually stopped because I was so accurate.
You know, and, you know, one of the great joys of life is its wondrous unpredictability, you know?
And also, tea tends to give me the trots.
Okay, I'm done.
Read mine.
Okay.
Ooh, I see a ladder... which can mean either a promotion or a violent death.
I'm the head chef.
I can't get promoted.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Who's next?
Okay, I'm done.
Do mine.
Okay.
Um... Oh, okay.
I see a circle.
Oh.
Oh, which can either mean you're having a baby...
Or you're gonna make a scientific discovery.
Well, I have been spending a lot of time in the lab.
What does yours say, Peeves?
Um, wow, all right.
Wow, yay!
Oh, I'm gonna meet a guy.
And really soon.
And he's gonna be the man of my dreams.
Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night.
Wait a second, you guys.
For the last couple of weeks, I haven't seen that guy everywhere I go.
We take the same bus, we go to the same bookstore, same dry cleaner.
Maybe he's the tea guy.
Phoebe, did you see that?
He totally checked you out and he is so cute.
Mine is a picture of the village people.
What does that mean?
Hello.
Oh, it's you.
I see you everywhere.
I'm Jim, Jim Nelson.
Jim, Jim Nelson.
I'm Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay.
Certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately.
We have.
Maybe we'll be seeing each other at dinner tomorrow night.
Say, around 8 o'clock?
Well, maybe we will.
Oh!
Isn't it funny how we kept running into each other?
It's as if someone really wants us to be together.
Someone does.
Me.
Oof.
Witty banter.
Well done.
So, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Oh, okay.
Well, I'm a masseuse.
And I used to work at this place.
Do you like to party?
I like parties.
You're wild, aren't you?
Yeah, I guess a little.
That ain't no thing.
I'm wild, too.
So um anyway, I I've lived in New York, somewhat wildly, I guess, for um well, since I was 14.
I'm sorry.
I'm staring.
It's just that you have... the most beautiful eyes.
Oh, stop it.
And your breasts...
Okay look, you're coming on a little strong, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt because it seems the universe really wants us to be together.
So why don't we just start over, okay?
And you can just tell me about yourself.
All right.
Okay.
I write erotic novels for children.
What?
They're wildly unpopular.
Oh, my God.
Oh, also, you might be interested to know that I have a PhD.
Wow, you do?
Yep.
A pretty huge...