Oh, how crazy Sonia can be.
She's going to be so jealous now that she knows that I am a very successful businesswoman.
Aren't you $400 in the hole on that thing?
You don't think this looks bad, us walking out before dinner?
Joe has a fever, and he is sweating very much.
No, I'm not.
What?
A true present.
That's my boy.
Let's see.
What have we got in here?
Hey, an ice bucket.
I saw Manny take shampoos from the hotel, so I took some things too.
Then some bigger things.
I like filling.
It makes my hair grow fast.
And what's in the ice bucket?
Oh, a hair dryer.
Thanks, buddy.
I don't know what kind of worms this is, but I know this is my day, and I want you to calm down.
Is that a phone in your pocket?
That's my phone.
I've been looking for this since yesterday.
I steal now.
I want to live outside.
No, senor, we're not having that argument anymore.
Mowgli lives outside.
Is Mowgli that dirty kid at his preschool whose parents drive the car that runs on French fry oil?
No, it's the dirty kid that runs around the jungle book.
Jake, tell him he can't.
First time I saw Tarzan, I wanted to live outside.
Dad said fine.
I walked in the woods, met a hobo.
Taught me how to open a can with a bird's beak.
That story's not helping.
I'm doing it.
No, Jane.
Joe, you're not going to live outside.
Fine.
It's the garbage area.
Then we get backyard, front door, go inside.
There.
Wait.
That's Joe peeing in the corner, not Stella.
That's it.
He lives outside now.
Come.
We'll watch him from the cameras.
Thank you for breakfast.
You're welcome, sweetie.
Repeat after me.
Red Rover, Red Rover, Red Rover.
Red Rover, Red Rover, Red Rover.
OK, now I want you to try it with a big smile on your face.
Okay, little reindeer, we didn't get to the North Pole yet.
I'm tired of this game.
Well, we need to take this food to Santa Claus.
If not, he's gonna starve to death.
Which shirt for the party?
The canary or the daffodil?
We're not doing this again.
I just did the herringbone or the treat for your vest.
Just pick one and go.
Okay.
Well, this needs ironing.
Okay, jump on.
Rudolf!
To the laundry room.
Oh, and did I mention the picture of Ava's grandmother water skiing in a bikini?
That was directly in my eye line.
That happens to everyone sometimes.
You're going to be fine once you drink it.
I know.
Hi, Mama.
Hi, Mama.
Hi, Mama.
In your imagination.
I just want a Netflix and mom.
Honey, you don't understand.
An hour ago, I had made the perfect tub.
Yeah, thanks again for that, but it didn't help.
Sugar!
I love sugar!
Okay, that is it.
You don't want to go to sleep and you don't want to go to the party, that I'm canceling the nighttime.
Mom, you heard me.
It's tomorrow.
We're going to school.
You remember that day when you said that if I ever needed a nanny, you would love to take care of Joe.
Well, here you go.
You can keep him for how long as you want.
Thank you.
Uh, no, that doesn't really sound like me.
Plus, I have a 9-to-5 job now, so bye.
Please take me with you.
What's going on?
Mom is crazy.
I am not crazy.
I just canceled the night.
Manny, maybe you could help out here.
Mom's upset because Joe won't go to sleep.
You, get on the couch.
Go to sleep.
Well, I'm retired.
Don't care if I fall.
