And now, it's time for Who Smarted?
Psst.
Hey there, smarty pants.
Quick question.
Have you ever heard of Michelangelo?
He rolls in a half shell.
Uh, no, not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Michelangelo, or Mikey.
I'm talking about the guy he's named after, Michelangelo Buonarroti, one of the greatest, if not the greatest artist of all time.
You know he's important because he's mononymous or known by one name, like Beyonce, Adele, or Drake.
Anyway, I'm headed back in time to Rome Italy, in the year 1564, to pay a visit to Michelangelo's artist studio.
Just do me a favor and don't touch anything.
All of Michelangelo's sculptures and paintings are worth millions.
Come on.
Hey, Michelangelo.
The door was unlocked, so I let myself in.
Wow.
Look at all this beautiful artwork.
Uh, who's there?
I wasn't expecting company.
Oh, sorry.
It is I, the trusty narrator from the Who Smarted podcast.
And I brought along my friends, the Smarty Pants.
Of course, we're from the future.
Really?
It's been said, I'm way ahead of my time, so in a way it makes sense I'd meet someone from the future.
Terrific!
I was hoping you could help me teach the Smarty Pants all about your life and artistic master.
P P P P-U.
Um, what's that smell?
Oh...
That's me.
I may be the most famous and the wealthiest artist on the planet, but I've chosen to live a simple life.
That includes not bathing.
In fact, I've been wearing these same clothes for about a month now.
Alrighty.
Doesn't that make it hard to be around other people?
I wouldn't know.
I'm pretty much a hermit, which means I live and work alone and only deal with other people when I absolutely have to.
I'm also known to have a bit of a temper, so it's probably for the best.
Well, it sure hasn't slowed you down.
Look at all this art!
Not bad for an 88-year-old, huh?
You should have seen me in my early days.
I made my first marble sculpture back when I was just 15.
And that's why we're here, Mikey.
I can call you Mikey, right?
No.
Right.
Sorry.
Anyway, I'm here to take you on a trip back in time and learn about your life, while answering burning questions like how'd you get your start?
What was your rivalry with Da Vinci and other famous artists like?
And what are your most famous works of art?
We don't have to go back in time to answer.
Hey, I paid for this teleporter app.
I want to use it.
Get ready, smarty pants.
Or should I say, arty pants?
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According to my teleporter, we're in Florence, Italy in 1488.
But where exactly are we, Mikey?
I mean, Michelangelo?
Ah, we're in the workshop of the master painter Domenico Jarlondio.
I began working for him as an apprentice when I was just 13.
See?
There I am, practicing sculpting in the corner.
But I'm still two years away from doing my first sculpture.
The Madonna on the Steps.
Ooh, I love Madonna.
Oops, wrong Madonna.
A year from now, Lorenzo de' Medici, a member of the famous Medici ruling family, will ask Yarlandio to send him his two best pupils.
Smartypants, any guesses who one of them will be?
Me!
Yes, thanks, Michelangelo.
But hey, that's great.
After getting in with the ruling family, it must have been smooth sailing for your art career.
Not exactly.
Like I said, I have a temper.
When I was 17, I got into a fight with a fellow art student and he broke my nose.
Ouch!
Then Lorenzo de' Medici, the powerful man who discovered me, died, so I was back on my own.
Double ouch?
What'd you do?
Well, I'm not proud of it, but in order to advance my career, I committed a crime.
Yikes!
What crime did Michelangelo commit, smarty pants?
Did he A, steal paints from another artist?
B, trick someone into overpaying for a sculpture by pretending it was an antique?
Or C, lock a rival artist in his basement?
Help!
Let me out of here!
If you said B, you're right.
Ah, yes.
I made an exact copy of an ancient Roman sculpture called Sleeping Cupid.
And then, to make people believe it was the original, I buried it underground.
So it would look all beat up.
And guess what?
It worked!
A cardinal with the Catholic Church bought it.
That's very naughty and clever, Michelangelo.
You're lucky he didn't find out you scammed him.
That's just it.
He did.
But instead of getting into trouble, when the word got out that I was talented enough to copy one of the best sculptures of all time, it launched my career.
I see.
Well, crime may have paid this time, but please smarty pants, no art forgeries and no locking artists in basements.
So then what happened?
By my early 20s, I had more work than ever.
Let's have a look.
Next stop, Rome, 1497.
Here we are, Vatican City, where the Pope lives.
And there's 23-year-old me working on my second most famous sculpture called the Pieta.
It shows Jesus Christ lying in the lap of his mother, the Virgin Mary, after he's been crucified.
Amazing.
It's so beautiful and incredibly lifelike.
No wonder millions of tourists wait in line to see it 500 years after you sculpted it.
They do?
That's nice, especially since it took me nearly two years to make.
Hey, smarty pants, what was unusual about the Pieta?
Was it A, the largest work of art Michelangelo ever completed?
B, the most expensive work of art to sell at auction?
Or C, the only artwork that Michelangelo signed?
The answer is C. That's right, trustee.
What happened was...
I overheard someone saying they thought Tapieta was sculpted by another artist named Solari, partly because they couldn't believe someone as young as me could have done it.
So I carved the words, Michelangelo Buonarroti made this on Mary Sash.
But afterwards, I felt like a show-off, so I vowed to never sign another one of my works.
Interesting.
Although I did sometimes paint my face onto people in my paintings for fun, I'm not gonna lie.
I was pretty competitive, especially with guys like Leonardo da Vinci.
Oh, right.
You two are rivals.
Yep.
And let me tell you, he didn't know how to stay in his lane.
I was like, Leonardo, you're an inventor.
Leave the art to me.
But no, he had to go and paint the Mona Lisa.
So now you're a famous artist because of the Pieta.
How do you follow that up?
I move back to Florence and take on a project that had been abandoned by another artist 40 years earlier.
This was my famous sculpture of... Wait!
Let's ask the smarty pants.
What's the name of Michelangelo's most famous sculpture?
Is it the statue of Donald, the statue of David, or the statue of Duane?
The answer is David.
He's the character in the Bible who killed the giant Goliath with a slingshot.
Ow!
Ow!
Believe it or not, the Statue of David almost didn't happen.
You see, I'm pretty picky about the marble I use to carve my sculptures.
In this case, the people who hired me wanted me to use an abandoned marble slab that had been sitting outside the churchyard getting dirty for 40 years.
They called it the Giant.
After a little debate I took it as a challenge and carved a 17-foot-tall, six-ton shepherd boy out of that rock.
Voila!
David!
Nicely done.
Like I said, we Italian artists were very competitive back then.
You ever hear of an artist named Raphael?
Of course.
He's another Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
Excuse me.
A what, what, what now?
Never mind.
You were saying?
Raphael is responsible for my most famous masterpiece, but only because he was trying to sabotage me.
Whoa.
How did Raphael try to destroy Michelangelo's art career?
And how did it lead to Michelangelo's greatest masterpiece?
The answer, right after this quick break.
Now back to Who Smarted?
I'm here with legendary artist Michelangelo, who is about to spill the beans about a diabolical plan hatched by his rival Raphael.
Okay, get this.
Raphael knows that Pope Julius II is looking for someone to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in Rome right.
But instead of applying for the job himself, he convinces the Pope to choose me.
Um, how would getting you hired for a job sabotage your career?
Smarty pants?
Any guesses?
Was Raphael hoping Michelangelo would fall off a scaffolding and get hurt?
Did he think the job was so enormous it would tie Michelangelo up for the next 20 years?
Did he expect Michelangelo to become overwhelmed and fail, thus ruining his reputation while also allowing Raphael to come in and save the day?
If you said the last one, you're right.
It turns out Raphael underestimated Michelangelo.
Ah.
Big time.
Michaelangelo wound up painting the entire ceiling in four years and solidified his claim as the world's greatest artist.
Not bad for my first fresco, eh?
First, smarty pants, what's a fresco?
Is it A, a mural-based painting using water paints directly on a plaster wall or ceiling?
B, a big mess or failure?
Or C, a grapefruit citrus soda?
Burp.
Why, of course, it's A. If you said B, you're thinking of a fiasco.
And if you said C, you're thinking of a fresca.
Um, no drinking soda in the church.
Whoops, sorry.
So, tell me more about the painting.
The Sistine Chapel ceiling covers over 5000 square feet and is filled with more than 300 different figures.
Whoa.
In the middle there are nine scenes from the Bible's book of Genesis, including the creation of Adam, which some people call my Mona Lisa.
I say the Mona Lisa is more like Da Vinci's Adam.
Wow.
You artists really are competitive.
Who, me?
But I will say this isn't bad for a guy who doesn't consider himself a painter.
I'm more of a sculptor and an architect.
And I write some poetry.
Some?
You've written over 300 poems.
But wait, getting back to the Sistine Chapel.
The rumor is you painted the whole thing lying on your back on top of scaffolding.
Is that true?
Nope.
I did it standing up, painting over my head.
And I've got this stiff neck to prove it.
Well, it may have been a pain in your neck, but your Sistine Chapel ceiling is considered one of the world's all-time greatest artworks, with five million people visiting it each year.
Neat.
More fun facts.
You become so famous.
You were the first artist to have a biography written about you while you were alive.
And your nickname is Il Divino, which means the divine.
Cool, cool.
Not to mention, you amassed a fortune from your work.
Today, you'd be worth over $50 million.
Okay, now you're just embarrassing me.
Okay, so let me leave you with this.
You're as famous in 2023 as you were back in 1523.
And of course, you and all your artist pals rivals, are immortalized as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
There's you, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello, another Italian sculptor.
See?
A turtle, huh?
Is that because it took me four years to paint the ceiling?
It was my first fresco.
Who's calling me slow?
Uh-oh.
There's that famous temper.
Time to go.
A double-decker shout-out to Riley and Hunter in California.
We hear you love listening on your way to school and learning all sorts of fascinating facts about random things.
Why, fascinating and random is our specialty.
So thanks for smarting with us, you two.
This episode Michelangelo was written by Steve Melcher and voiced by Taya Garland, Adam Tex-Davis and Jerry Kolber.
Technical direction and sound design by Josh Hahn.
Who Smarted is recorded and mixed at the Relic Room Studios.
Our associate producer is Max Kamaski.
The theme song is by Brian Suarez, with lyrics written and performed by Adam Tex-Davis.
Who Smarted was created and produced by Adam Tex-Davis and Jerry Colbert.
This has been an Atomic Entertainment production.
