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Hey, Wowzer fans, Mindy here.
And before we start the show, I gotta let you know that this November, with a special new episode featuring our friends at Circle Round and Terrestrials on Radiolab for Kids,
And don't miss when Elmo from Sesame Street stops by Wow in the World to make us all belly laugh on November 24th.
Oh, but that's not all, Reg.
On December 1st, we are sharing our 250th episode of Wow in the World with all of you.
We think this one is going to be music to your ears.
Literally.
Did I mention it's a musical?
And if you're a member of the World Organization of Wowzers...
Oh boy, do I have a surprise for you.
You can listen to our 250th episode early with me and other members from around the world on Saturday, November 22nd, at 7pm Eastern.
That's right, we are throwing another listening party.
Join us as we dance along to our new songs.
React to the episode with other members in the chat and more.
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That's it.
It's going to be a November to remember.
But for now, let's get on with the show.
Woo!
Let's see here.
I'm going to need this.
Some milk, eggs, some whale blubber, caviar, tart pops, parentheses, sardine flavored.
Oh, the door.
Just a second.
Good morning, you are not Guy Raz.
Hello, ma'am.
Can I ask you a question?
Sure.
I love questions.
Do you ever find yourself wanting something more out of life?
Wanting something more out of life?
Yeah, sure.
I just ran out of caviar.
Uh, what?
Caviar.
You know, fish eggs.
I like to dip them in milk and then sprinkle them on my spaghetti.
Oh.
No.
I was actually talking about maybe a sense of fulfillment.
A feeling of accomplishment or happiness.
Uh.
Oh, those aren't wind chimes, ma'am.
Those are elixirs designed specifically to make your life complete.
Oh, hey, what's this one?
Be careful.
Laughter in a can?
Oh, that's one of our best sellers.
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Like a TV show, huh?
That's right.
It'll make you funnier than your wildest dreams.
Oh, you mean the one I always have where the monkeys are driving go karts?
What?
My wildest dream.
Okay.
You know, I have been meaning to get back into my comedy routine at the Banana Split Comedy Club.
They haven't let me back in since last time.
Hi, everyone.
Um, why was the robot angry?
Processing.
Huh?
Punchline unknown.
Because the programmer kept pushing his buttons.
After a while...
How much is it?
You're in luck, ma'am.
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Oh, man.
All I've got is, um, three buttons and a couple of old mints.
Oh, we also accept buttons.
Really?
Yeah, buttons are really valuable.
Or wait, was it bitcoins?
No, it's buttons.
I'm pretty sure it's buttons.
All right.
Well, here you go.
Oh, sorry.
They're a little bit sticky.
Oh, I see.
Well...
Here's my card in case you need anything else.
Thank you.
Ooh, laminated.
And on behalf of Essential Potential, I'd like to thank you for your purchase.
Okay, bye!
All right, now what does this can say here?
Uh, warning.
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Side effects may include a perceived funnier personality, blah, blah, blah.
Beware once opened, this product is irreversible and the effects of such will not be retractable until the entire can has run out.
Oh my gosh, this is so boring.
All right, here goes nothing.
Three, two, oney, make me funny!
Wow in the World is recorded in front of a live studio audience.
Oh, what happened?
Where in the wow are those voices coming from?
Hello?
Hello?
Wait a minute.
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Oh, boy.
Mindy, Mindy, let me in.
Something strange is happening.
Guy Razzi!
Mindy, what in the wow is going on?
Where are those voices coming from?
Well... Look, I don't know where they're coming from, but I do know where they came from.
What?
It's canned laughter.
Canned laughter?
Yeah, is there an echo in here?
Mindy, what in the wow is canned laughter?
Well, look, check it out for yourself.
I saved the can.
Canned laughter?
Uh-huh.
Beware...
Once opened, this product is irreversible and the effects of such will not be retractable until the entire can has run out.
Mindy!
Whoopsie!
It's not my fault!
The salesperson told me it would make me funnier beyond my wildest dreams, Guy Raz!
And why would having a bunch of strangers laugh in the background of your jokes make you funnier?
Well, I do remember reading this scientific study a while ago that showed that laugh tracks on TV shows actually tricked your brain into thinking that certain jokes were funnier than they actually were.
And you thought that adding a laugh track to your real life would make you funnier, too?
Uh, maybe?
Uh-huh.
So how exactly did this study show that laugh tracks make jokes funnier?
Well, I could tell you, but I'd rather show you.
Oh, boy.
What did you have in mind?
Hi, Roz.
You and I are heading back to the banana split to put this comical experiment to the test, to make my triumphant return to the stage of comedy.
Mindy, you do remember what happened last time, don't you?
The robots?
No, the other time.
The monkeys?
No, the other other time.
Oh, that time.
Can you promise we're not going to have another incident?
Yes, of Of course I can't promise you that we won't have another incident, Guy Razzi.
As usual, I've got everything out of control.
Come on, let's go.
Let me just get us a ride to the comedy club.
Excuse me for a second.
Dialing, dialing, dialing, dialing, dialing.
Jello?
Yeah, good.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
See you soon.
All right.
I'll be here any second now.
Great.
So tell me, Mindy, how is this thing going to work exactly?
How is what going to work exactly?
The experiment.
Oh, right.
Well, the study, which was performed by the University College London, started off by collecting 40 jokes from dads across the world.
Dads?
Yeah, a male parent, one's father.
What?
I don't know how else to define dad.
Dad jokes?
Yeah, dad jokes.
You know, those super corny jokes that dads are famous for.
Well, what's an example?
Okay, here's one of the actual jokes that the researchers used in the study.
You're going to want to hold on to your funny bone for this.
What American state has the smallest drinks?
American state has the smallest drinks?
I don't know.
Mini soda!
Huh?
Oh, man, that was so bad.
Want to hear another one?
Uh, no, I'm good.
Okay, okay, okay.
What does a dinosaur use to pay the bills?
I don't know, Mindy.
What does a dinosaur use to pay the bills?
Okay, Mindy, point made.
These jokes are cornier than a corn souffle on Fourth of July.
Wait, you eat corn souffle on the Fourth of July?
Yeah, a family tradition.
So what did they do after they got this collection of perfectly corny jokes together?
Well, they got a group of participants, or people, to rate the jokes on a scale of one to seven.
One being not funny at all, and seven being pretty much so funny that you'd wet your pants.
And then what did they do?
Then they got interrupted by a doorbell.
That must be our ride.
I'll tell you the rest later.
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Reggie!
Oh, Reggie.
OK, you ready to take off?
Am I the only one that doesn't understand what this bird is saying?
Alrighty, Guy Raz.
Reggie's got the motor pickle idling in the driveway.
We've got our jokes locked in loaded baked potato.
And I've got my can of lax.
Let's get this experiment underway.
I'm right behind you, Mindy.
We'll be right back after these messages. the spit take restaurant this month orange rinds only $3.99 coffee grounds at $2.99 and prepare your bitter buds for our all new ginger and dandelion summer salad just $5.99 only for a limited time at the spit take restaurant where we'll have you saying ugh is this food even and now back to everyone's favorite group of misfits it's wow in the world Took forever.
Yeah well, we would have gotten here a lot quicker if you hadn't stopped for that roadside hot dog, Mindy.
What was I supposed to do?
It looked lost.
Okay, so what's the plan now?
Well, according to the scientific study I was telling you about, after those researchers had collected those 40 corny dad jokes, Yeah.
They got a professional comedian to record themselves delivering each joke and then took those recordings and made different versions of each one.
Okay.
The first version had no laugh track whatsoever.
Got it.
The second version had canned laughter on it.
You know the random laughter that had been recorded beforehand and then slapped over the top of a joke later on.
Okay.
And the last version had a laugh track of people actually reacting to the joke in real time.
Like a live studio audience?
Exactoritos.
And so what happened next?
Well.
The researchers then played these three versions to the participants and asked them to rate each one on a scale of one to seven.
One being not funny at all.
Seven, meaning it made them laugh so hard they peed their pants.
Basically.
And what did they find, Mindy?
Well, I think we're about to find out.
Okay, okay.
How's everybody doing tonight?
Tough crowd.
All right.
Well, we've got a great show for you tonight.
Some of the best comics in town are here in the building.
It's a great lineup.
And to get us started making a triumphant return to the Banana Split.
Please welcome to the stage, oh boy Mindy.
Hello, Banana Split.
How's everybody doing today?
Uh, fine.
Yikes.
Okay.
Tough crowd.
Let's hope this works.
Okay, stop me if you've heard this one before.
What's has the smallest drinks?
Uh, I don't know.
Mini soda!
Huh?
That's actually pretty funny.
All right, all right.
Uh, what does a dinosaur use to pay the bills?
What?
Tyrannosaurus checks!
Tyrannosaurus checks!
It's working!
This crowd is loving it!
Whew!
All right, one more.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What?
A carrot!
Thank you, Banana Split.
I'm back, baby.
Drop the mic.
Oh, sorry.
Do I have to pay for that?
Hey, not this time.
Everyone gets one mic drop exit, am I right?
Wow.
Okay, I was not expecting that to go so well.
That was Mindy, everybody.
Coming up next on the stage, we've got Georgie.
That was incredible.
You crushed it up there.
Yeah, I guess this canned laughter thing really works.
So...
Did those researchers from London have similar results with their study?
Yeah.
They found that when they asked people afterwards to rate the jokes again on a scale of 1 to 7, the recordings that had the added laugh track either natural or canned scored much higher than the recordings that didn't have any laughter at all.
That's so cool!
Hey, Mindy!
Hey, Woody!
Great set tonight!
I don't know where that came from, but...
How's about you come back tomorrow night and do the headlining spot?
I mean, as long as you got more bits, those ones tonight were killers!
Oh, boy, do I!
Okay, try this one on for size.
What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?
I don't know, Mindy.
What?
Doug!
I said Doug.
Yeah, I heard you.
Like, I dug a hole with a shovel?
No, I get it.
It's just, uh...
It's not funny.
Wait a minute, Mindy.
Do you hear that?
Hear what?
I don't hear anything.
Exactly.
The canned laughter.
It stopped.
Oh, bonker balls.
I guess we must have used up the whole can.
Wait.
Uh...
Minute, did you just say you were up there using performance-enhancing laughter?
Uh, no.
Mindy, there is no place for canned laughter here at the Banana Split.
Oh, no.
No, no.
Please no, Mr. Manager.
I need to be on that stage.
I'm sorry, but we have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to artificially enhanced jokes.
And now I'm going to have to ask you and your friends to make like a tree and get out of here.
Uh, don't you mean make like a tree and leaf?
Who owns the comedy club here, Mr. Wiseguy?
Uh, you do.
That's...
Right.
Now please, make like a get out of here.
Hey, I don't want none of your sassy beak, Mr. Huge Pigeon.
Now out.
All ears.
Well, easy come, easy go, Mindy.
Yeah.
Hey, cheer up, Mindy.
It's not the end of the world.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Hey, wait a minute.
I know what I'll do.
What?
I'll call up that salesperson again.
She gave me her card.
It's right here in my pocket.
Uh, see?
Ooh, laminated.
So what now, Mindy?
You're just going to buy some more canned laughter?
Don't be redonkulous, Guy Raz.
I don't want to go through all that again.
Good.
I think she was also selling some spray on happiness.
Uh, Mindy.
Or maybe it was some lavender oil that was supposed to boost my cheritonin production.
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My name is Maya.
And my name is Kehlani.
We live in Washington, DC, and we have two wows to share with you.
The first wow is that if you positioned a road going straight up into space that you could drive on and the speed limit was 55 miles per hour,
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Thanks, we love your show.
Say hi to Reggie, the annoying Dennis, Thomas Fingerling, and Grandma G-Horse.
Hi, Mindy and Guy Razzi.
I'm Elias.
And we live in Oklahoma City.
And my wow in the world is that you can have teeth in between your toes, in your ear and up your nose.
Grandma G-Force, do you have any?
And my wow in the world is that dinosaurs are related to birds.
Grandma G-Force, are you related to dinosaurs?
Well, I guess.
Love your show.
Hi, Mindy and Guy Raz.
My name is Ezra.
I'm from Nyack, New York.
And my wow is that siphonophores are actually many creatures that are all linked together.
And please make a show about siphonophores.
Bye!
Hi, my name is Lucas, and I'm from Toronto, Canada.
My wow of the world is that the Sphinx is made out of one piece of limestone.
Hi, my name is Sophia, and I live in Calgary, Alberta.
My wow in the world is that king cobras eat other cobras.
I love your show.
Say hi to Reggie.
That is for me.
Howdy.
Hi, Mindy and Guy Raz.
My name is Adrian.
I live in Layton, Utah.
My wow in the world is that there's a dolphin in the Amazon that is pink.
And they are super flexible, unlike most dolphins.
And they can even crawl on land.
Bye.
Love your show.
My name is Ethan and I live in New Zealand.
And my wow in the world is that a New Zealand green gecko has a purple tongue that it licks its eyes to clean with.
And say hi to the three little bees for me.
Wait, I'm a bee?
Yeah.
I'm the fairest one of all.
I'm the baby.
Someone change my diaper.
Hey, everyone.
Thank you so much for hanging out with us this week on Wow in the World.
And to keep the wow rolling, check out this week's scientific conversation starters at our website wowintheworldcom.
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That's wowintheworld.com.
Our show is produced by Jed Anderson.
Who provides the bells, whistles, and silly characters.
Say hello, Jed.
Hello.
Our show is written by me, Guy Raz, and Thomas Van Kalken, who also provides silly characters.
Tom?
Hello there.
Thanks also to Jessica Bode, Anna Zagorski, Rebecca Caban, Kit Ballinger, and Alex Curley.
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