I know, you followed me a long time ago.
I didn't follow you back.
Yeah, that's true.
I was going to bring that up.
I was just playing hard to get.
Maybe you'll follow me back.
Actually, I don't follow you back.
Actually, I do follow you now.
You do?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't even notice.
Sorry.
Cool.
I'm just playing hard to get.
I actually think we shouldn't follow each other.
Keep it a secret?
Yeah.
I'm down.
Do you like chicken nuggets and chips?
I love chicken.
Oh my god, same.
Really?
Chicken makes you more beautiful.
Does it?
Yeah, it's a fact.
How do you know I like Capri Sun?
Because I've done your research.
Been researching you.
I didn't even know I was doing this until yesterday.
What?
Did you not?
I just looked at my calendar yesterday.
I've known about this for years.
I've been manifesting it.
So manifesting works.
It's been in my diary for about five years.
You just didn't know about it.
Are you into like racing and motorsport?
I'm really into racing.
How does it work then?
Well, you get in the car, you press on, go.
No.
So is it just an on button?
I don't even turn it on.
What do you mean?
It's magic.
Someone else turns it on.
You don't even do the turning the on?
No, I just sit in it.
Wow, so how do you turn it off?
There is actually an off button.
Cool.
Do you think that there's a flaw in it, that maybe you should have your own start button?
Did they just forget to put it in?
I can start it if I want.
But, yeah, I don't.
You know, I've never been to a race.
Did you come?
I would love to.
Just waiting for the invite.
Where do you want to go?
It's too loud.
It used to be a lot louder.
Yeah, V10s were loud.
See, I know.
So the V10s were really loud, and then they were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, too loud.
Whoa, whoa, yeah.
How do you feel about that?
I'm not very happy.
Yes, I heard.
Everyone loves the V10.
They do.
I hear it's quite hot in there.
Oh, yeah, it's very hot.
Yeah.
Yeah, sweaty.
Even hotter if I was in there.
Yeah.
Agreed.
Can you drive?
That's a no.
No, we'll just move on.
I could drive.
Could?
Do you have a licence?
I have a provisional.
Oh, good.
If you're in the market for a passenger princess.
You're the one.
I could be that.
Let go further.
Are you a romantic person?
When I need to be.
I think one of the most romantic things you can do is text someone to say, I'll come pick you up.
Yeah, that's it.
Which is what you could do.
I could do that.
Yeah.
Because I wouldn't want you saying, you'll come pick me up.
No, because that would be a disaster and illegal.
Yeah, I can text you that.
Sorry, I'm just imagining that happening.
It's great.
What's like your ultimate goal, apart from like this right now?
Fall in love.
That's cute.
Yeah.
Isn't that everyone?
You're struggling.
Thanks.
What are you thinking about when you're racing?
About this.
No, chicken.
What's the fastest you've ever driven?
100?
200?
250?
Not that much.
Like 230.
Oh, it's disappointing.
I think they're faster than that.
I'm working on it.
So you were born in Bristol?
Yeah.
What was that like growing up in Bristol?
I don't remember it.
It was too long ago.
Okay, next question.
What's your type?
I'm open.
Funny?
Yeah, you know, they've got to be a good laugh, right?
Okay.
They've got to look after me.
Look after you in what way?
I don't want to do too much.
No.
I'm busy.
Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
I'm big.
Oh, okay.
Great.
Sometimes small.
Sometimes small.
No, never.
I've never tried, actually.
Never tried?
You've never tried being Little Spoon?
What?
Are you serious?
Nah.
OK.
I can try.
Do you snore?
Yes.
Oh, God, that's really... That is just a no for me.
Maybe I could sleep in a different room.
Exactly.
The reason I can't drive is because I've tried to pass my theory.
Can't do your theory.
And I've tried and I've failed five times.
To be honest, I failed my theory.
I thought maybe you could help me.
Basically, I thought we could revise together for my theory.
It's just the highway code.
You can test me, I guess.
How many mirrors are in a car?
Three.
Really?
One, two, three.
Fuck.
Okay, sorry.
What do you struggle with the most?
Everything.
Everything.
Overtaking, that's always a good one.
Don't do it.
What do you do when you see a lollipop lady?
Normally we just slow down and stop.
Okay.
Scream.
How far away do you live?
I live in Monaco.
I don't know if I can do long distance.
Yeah.
Is it nice there?
It's lovely.
They do the racing there, don't they?
Yeah.
That's quite good for you.
It's quite convenient.
You can just walk outside.
I know.
I literally wake up like a minute before I'm going to drive.
Really?
I don't think you should be doing that.
Maybe that's why you're not winning.
What?
You may not have come first in anything yet, but you are the first F1 driver to go on a date with me.
Oh, that's cute.
So, there you go.
Bring out the champagne!
I'm joking, you don't have any.
No, thanks.
What is race car backwards?
You waited this whole time to ask me that.
Race car.
Race car.
Yes.
Isn't that crazy?
Crazy.
Isn't that crazy?
It is actually pretty cool.
It is really kind of crazy.
Yeah.
Does everyone talk about that?
I'll bring it up next time.
Yeah, you should.
