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Hey, Wowzer fans, Mindy here.
And before we start the show, I gotta let you know that this November, with a special new episode featuring our friends at Circle Round and Terrestrials on Radiolab for Kids,
And don't miss when Elmo from Sesame Street stops by Wow in the World to make us all belly laugh on November 24th.
Oh, but that's not all, Reg.
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We think this one is going to be music to your ears.
Literally.
Did I mention it's a musical?
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Oh boy, do I have a surprise for you.
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It's going to be a November to remember.
But for now, let's get on with the show.
Woo!
Welcome to Inside Tinkercast Studios, the show where I reminisce and revisit my favorite Wow in the World episodes.
I'm your host, Dennis, and on today's show, we go back in time to an episode from Season 3.
Reggie!
Not now!
I'm busy!
I already told you what I'm doing!
Reggie!
I'm making a show where I replay my favorite episodes of Wow in the World, but first I talk about them in great detail.
Yes, exactly.
I'll overanalyze, intellectualize, philosophize.
Well, obviously rhapsodize.
Well, first I'll introduce the episode and then we'll go to the phone lines to hear from my devoted listeners.
There'll be a Q&A section and then...
It is so a great idea.
What do you mean the music sounds too fancy?
Well, then you pick the music if you're such a smarty pigeon.
Music's too fancy.
I'll show you fancy music.
It's not that fancy.
I mean, what's fancy about a harpsichord?
Harpsichord is not that... Oh, Reggie, no, that's too loud.
Hey, that's good.
Wow, nice.
Oh, let's see.
What is today's episode?
Looks like season three, episode two, the karate kicking cockroach.
Huh.
I don't remember this one.
I must not be in it.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Guy and Mindy were dressed up like cockroaches.
I do remember that.
Maybe I am in this one.
Oh, good idea.
I'll read the description.
Mindy signs Guy Raz and herself up for karate lessons.
Blah blah, blah costume hijinks, yada yada cockroaches, jewel wasps and zombies.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't want to read this.
Maybe we should go to the phone lines and hear from one of my devoted listeners.
Reggie, I have lots of devoted listeners.
Well, no, I'm not actually going to take a live call.
It's just voicemail, you know, for the Q&A segment.
Okay, here we go.
Hi, you've reached Dennis from Inside Tinkercast Studios.
That's me.
If you've got a question, well, I do too.
Lots of them.
And who's going to answer all my questions?
You?
Probably not.
But I guess I can answer yours.
Leave me a message.
Hi, Dennis.
Mindy here.
Question.
Where does dirt come from?
Mindy, I told her this number was for fans only.
Let's just skip to the next one.
Hi, Dennis.
Mindy again.
Riddle for you.
Mindy, no.
Next caller.
Hi, Dennis.
Mindy here.
Just wondering, did you borrow my sledgehammer?
No.
Next.
I've been looking for it everywhere.
You've been entered into a drawing to win a million dollars.
Oh, wait, Reggie.
I want to hear this.
To claim your prize, all you have to do is put my voicemail on the show, Dennis.
I know you're screening my calls.
Yeah, maybe no voicemails today.
Better put out my call to action, though.
Do you have questions?
Well, me too.
Call and ask me, Dennis, a question.
The number is 1-888-
Seven, wow, wow.
I just might answer your question on Inside Tinkercast Studios.
Yeah, that was it.
Let's play the episode.
Oh, good idea.
Let's do the fancy Hollywood intro.
And now, Inside Tinkercast Studios, brings to you a special encore presentation of one of my favorite episodes, the karate kicking cockroach.
Roll it.
Like cucarachas, like cucarachas Blah, blah, bleep, bloop, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, Tyroz.
Mindy, come on.
We're going to be late for our karate class.
Um, ow.
Hang on.
I just got to put on my karate suit.
Where did I put my karate suit?
Oh, here it is.
OK, let me see here.
Thorax.
Abdomen.
And head.
Walk into my full-length mirror.
Oh, yeah.
How you like me now?
What is taking you so long?
If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times.
Being early is on time.
Being on time is late.
Good morning, Guy Raz.
Ready for our karate lesson?
Mindy, is that you?
Oh, sorry.
I guess I should take off my head.
What?
No, I was...
That's better.
I was starting to get sweaty in there.
Uh, Mindy, why are you dressed up in a giant cockroach suit?
Guy Raz, why would I not be dressed up in a giant cockroach suit?
Uh, I don't know how I'm supposed to answer that question.
Well, good news for you, I made two.
Come on in and we'll get you all suited up.
No, I'm... Come on, it'll only hurt a bit.
Mindy, did you forget about our karate class today?
Um, did you forget about our karate class today?
Looks to me like you're still in your bathrobe.
Mindy, I'm wearing my karate gi.
This is the traditional karate uniform that I had imported from Japan.
Do you know how difficult it is to find one of these things with elbow patches?
Oh.
What?
Well, I didn't sign this up for that kind of karate class.
Oh, no.
I have your email right here.
Look, let me read it to you.
It says...
What's kicking little chicken?
We are, surprise, I've signed us up for karate lessons.
Peace, love, and pogo sticks.
Your B-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F, Mindy.
P.S.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Wait for it.
A pork chop.
Yeah, keep reading.
That's...
That's the end.
You didn't read the fine print.
The fine... Here, put these glasses on your glasses so you can see it.
Stay still, I'll help you.
I got it, I got it.
They look a little crooked.
Okay, let's see here.
P.S.S.
The sensei of this class will be the karate kickin' cockroach.
Mindy!
The karate kicking cockroach?
Now I just need you to squeeze yourself into this thorax and then put on this abdomen like a pair of pants.
Mindy.
Mindy, the last time you put me into an abdomen and thorax, I became the victim of an exploding ant.
Well, I can assure you there will be no exploding ants this time, Guy Raz.
Only a bunch of ferocious wasps.
What?
This is not your run-of-the-mill karate class.
Why can't we ever just do a run-of-the-mill anything?
And the final addition to your cockroach costume, the head.
Stand still, I just need to adjust your antennas.
Ow, just stop wiggling.
I'm trying to fix it.
Oh, there we go.
This cockroach suit is pinching me.
Okay, I can fix that.
Just going to give you a little shake here.
Shake them up, shake them up, shake them up, shake them up, shake them up, shake them up, shake them up, shake them up, shake them up, shake them.
There.
That should be all better.
You know, I'm feeling surprisingly comfortable now.
Almost cozy.
Ah, cozy as a cockroach in a cupcake.
Well, you ready to kick it?
Like a karate kicking cockroach.
Actually, on second thought.
No time for second thoughts, Guy Raz.
A wise old owl once told me that being early is on time and that being on time is late.
Again, that wise old owl was me.
After you.
Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle.
Opening the door.
I really hope we don't run into any neighbors dressed like this.
Morning, Guy.
Morning, Mindy.
Oh!
What are you wearing?
You can't go around like that.
What will the neighbors think?
I mean, what will I think?
I'll tell you what I think.
Love you too, Dennis.
Just keep walking.
Just keep walking.
Mindy, did you tell Reggie when we needed him to pick us up?
Oh, Reggie's in New York City's Central Park at a family reunion.
Man, with all the pigeons there, that must be a giant family reunion.
Let's walk and talk, Guy Raz.
Well, Mindy, we can't walk down the street dressed like giant cockroaches.
Sure we can.
Look out, world.
Here we come.
Well, looks like we're cleared for takeoff.
How do I let her rope me into these things?
Waddle.
Waddle.
Waddle.
Waddle.
Waddle. walking a while now.
I thought we'd be there.
This place was only like two and a half centimeters from us on the map.
Mindy, when are we going to get to this karate studio?
Hey, Guy Raz, did you know that a cockroach can live for a whole week without its head?
Huh?
Yeah, it's because they don't need their heads or mouths to breathe.
Instead, they breathe through these tiny little holes in their bodies.
Huh, so then what causes them to eventually die?
There's...
They die of thirst.
You see, cockroaches need their mouths to drink water, and bodies without mouth holes can't get any.
Ooh, yeah.
Hey Guy Ross.
Did you know that a one-day-old baby cockroach, the size of a speck of dust, can run as fast as its parents, which is three miles an hour?
Really?
On those tiny legs?
Speaking of legs, did you know that cockroaches...
Have 18 knees?
Huh, six legs, three joints on each leg.
Hey, Ross, did you know that a cockroach can hold its breath for 40 minutes?
Did you know that ancient cockroaches were living at the same time as dinosaurs?
Did you know that in some parts of the world you can buy deep-fried cockroaches on a stick and eat them as a snack?
What?
Did you know that the human head weighs eight pounds?
Mindy, where's this all going?
We're here!
I will not take one more step in this hot and steamy cockroach suit.
Wait, did you say we're here?
Well, if standing in front of a storefront with a sign that says kickin' cockroach karate means we're here, then I'm pretty sure this is the place.
Karate.
Karate.
Karate.
I know Webster's Dictionary, but I'm pretty sure that karate is not spelled carrot...
C-A-R-R-O-T-T-A-Y.
Carrotay.
Hmm.
Well, that just must mean that this is an unaccredited karate school.
Well, it is taught by a cockroach.
You know it.
Come on, let's go inside.
Deep breaths.
Deep breaths.
Um, hello?
Mindy, where is everyone?
Greetings, my cockroach friends.
I see we have our first students.
Yeah, you know, we're just a couple of real cockroaches hoping to learn some karate.
Well, you've come to the right place.
In this class, you will be instructed by an unlicensed and unprofessional cockroach.
Oh, wait, did she just say shh?
And it all happens in our State of the Arc facility.
Sounds good to me.
Before we start the class, I'll just need you to sign a few forms.
Let me see these forms.
This class may result in wasp stings, zombification, diarrhea.
Well, sign me up.
Mindy.
Where do you want my autograph?
Right here, and here, and over here, and here, and here, and here.
I'm sorry, I just can't use a pen to sign these forms, when all I got are these cockroach feet for hands.
Allow me to sign for you.
Mandy, do you think this is a good idea?
Yes, of course I don't think this is a good idea, Guy Raz.
There we go.
All signed.
Now, before I introduce you to your sensei, I'm going to have you watch a brief video.
Ooh, a brief video.
Ooh la la.
Are you a cockroach?
No.
Yes.
Are you a cockroach sick and tired of being stung by jewel wasps, zombified, and then fed to little wasp babies?
What?
Yes.
If one more jewel wasp tries to turn me into a zombie, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
I'm probably not gonna do anything because I will be baby wasp food at that point.
Then you've come to the right place.
Here at Kickin' Cockroach Karate...
We make a sandwich out of the latest scientific research and awesome moves.
Moves that'll help you break your brains free from the clutches of the evil jewel wasp.
Mindy, are you sure this is a karate class?
I mean, zombies, wasps, scientific research?
Oh, yeah.
So when a jewel wasp finds a cockroach, it'll swoop in and sting the cockroach in two places one sting in its lower abdomen to paralyze or basically freeze its front legs, and one sting to its brain.
What?
And with that sting, Guy Raz, comes an injection of poisonous venom.
A venomous sting that turns that cockroach into a zombie!
Basically.
And once that happens, the wasp is able to control the Oh yeah.
And at that point the wasp grabs the zombie cockroach by the antennas, drags it into a hole like a dog on a leash, and there the wasp lays an egg on the cockroach.
When that egg hatches, the larvae burrows its way down into the cockroach and when it's done, it pops back out of the cockroach as a full-grown wasp.
Ta-da!
But scientific research has shown us cockroaches that there is a better way.
And that's what we're going to learn today in Kicking Cockroach Karate.
Scientific research?
Oh, yeah.
So I was just reading this amazing new study conducted by a scientist named Dr. Kenneth Catania.
He's a biologist at Vanderbilt University in Nashville, Tennessee.
And what was the study?
Well...
Dr Catania wanted to see up close what, if anything, cockroaches do when faced with a zombifying jewel wasp.
And how did he do the experiment?
Well, he took some jewel wasps and some cockroaches and he put them together in this fancy, clear scientific shoebox, basically.
And then he took a bunch of high-speed video.
Once he captured all the video, he watched it played back In slow-mo.
And what did he discover?
He discovered that... Hyah!
The kicking karate cockroach is in the house!
Mindy, something tells me he's not a real cockroach.
What?
Just because he can talk and wear gym socks and has a price tag stuck to his head?
Is that a costume?
Among other things, yes.
In this class, we are going to learn the fine art of karate kicking.
Hyah!
Our way to freedom.
Can I get an oh yeah?
Oh no.
Oh yeah.
Nice.
Step one.
Stilt standing.
As the wasp approaches.
As the wasp approaches.
Sharon, I mean, come on.
The wasp approaches.
I'm a wasp.
And I want to sting your brains.
Oh.
Sharon, you're an amazing wasp.
Wait, isn't that wasp the same person who... She's a real wasp.
Just go with it.
As the wasp approaches, you rise up, turn your body away from the wasp, but your antennae towards the wasp.
Lift up one of your hind legs and let the wasp know that you mean business.
Mindy, there are no wasps in this class.
There are no other students.
Mindy, how much did you pay for this lesson?
That's the best part.
Step two.
With your body positioned away from the wasp, wait for the wasp to approach.
Sharon, approach.
And just as it gets ready to attack, Use your spiky, barbed wire-like back legs to deliver a hearty kick to the wasp's head.
Keep on kicking for at least three minutes.
Please don't kick that wasp.
That wasp is a person in a wasp suit.
I can tell by her shoes.
Of course I'm not going to kick this wasp.
We here at Kicking Cockroach Karate practice peaceful alternatives to working out our differences.
Namaste.
Okay, okay, so why are we here again?
I got this, Guy Raz.
Um, excuse me, excuse me, Mr. Sensei.
Sup, my young Padawan.
Um, why would the wasp just hang around while you kicked it in the head for three minutes?
I mean, I would just get up and fly away, but you know, that's just me.
So Oh, my young protege.
After this class, your cockroach kicks will be so fast, so ferocious, so fast that a wasp wouldn't be able to escape it if it tried.
Well, I mean, at least 63% of the time, according to this new scientific research.
Okay, well, then, step three?
Step three.
At this point...
Of course, you're going to have wasp guts stuck all to the spines of your roachy little legs.
Now, what you're going to do is you're going to use the spines of your other legs, the ones that don't have guts on them, to rake them free of wasp debris.
Do you get it?
I'm making it rhyme so it helps your brain.
I'm raking up these wasp guts off of me.
Mindy!
What?
Step four.
Once you've finished raking that wasp off your legs, you're going to hold the wasp away from you in a stiff arm stance and take a big bite out of its abdomen.
What?
Which we're not going to do in this class, as we are uninsured and peace-loving citizens of the insect community.
Seriously, I wouldn't hurt a fly.
You can ask Sharon.
She will attest.
Sharon, right?
But never bite.
Okay, so what's step five, the fifth and final step?
Step five?
Step five?
You make it out alive.
Class dismissed.
That'll be 75 bucks per cockroach plus tax.
75?
I got this, Sky Roz.
Let's see here.
75 plus 75.
Here's $150 in cold hard certified and licensed counterfeit cockroach.
Awesome.
Counterfeit.
Fit for a counter.
See you at the next intrusion.
The what?
An intrusion is what you call a group of cockroaches.
Oh, right.
So I'm confused.
Did we earn a black belt or what?
Hey!
Stop those cockroaches!
Counterfeit means fake.
I didn't know that.
I bet you're not even real cockroaches.
We gotta run.
Cockroach style.
Scurry, scurry, scurry, scurry, scurry, scurry, scurry, scurry.
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My wow in the world is that water bears are microscopic animals that live in moths.
They can survive extreme climate changes and have even been into space.
Say hi to Reggie for me.
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And my wow in the world is that a long, long time ago There was a species of zebra called the quagga and it looked half horse and half zebra.
Bye, Mindy and Guy Raz.
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Hi, Guy Raz.
My name is Dahlia from Chicago, Illinois.
My wow in the world is that some scientists think the sun may have a sibling because in other solar systems they have two suns.
I love the reggie music.
Bye, Mindy.
Bye, Guy Raz.
My name is Nathan.
I live in Fort Worth, Texas.
Did you know that there's a venomous caterpillar called the furry puss?
It has spines under its fur.
If you pick it up or touch it, you could be injected with venom.
That's my wow in the world.
Bye.
Hi, my name's Ella.
I'm from Malacca, Minnesota.
My wow in the world is that when you mix vinegar and baking soda, it makes visible carbon dioxide.
Thanks, bye hi, mindy and guy ross.
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My wow is that an octopus has six arms and two legs, not eight arms.
Bye hi, mindy and guy ross.
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My wow in the world is that Puerto Rico has the only tropical rainforest in North America.
Bye.
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I live in Montclair, New Jersey.
And my wow in the world is that 9 of the people in the world are left-handed, with two right-handed parents.
Hi, Mindy and Guy Ross.
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I live in San Francisco.
And my wow in the world is that once upon a time, we didn't exist and neither did the world.
Bye.
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Hello.
Our show is written by me, Guy Raz, and Thomas Van Kalken, who also provides silly characters.
The role of Sharon the Wasp Lady was played by Dr. Jessica Russo-Rivand.
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