It's been a long time coming.
I know, it has.
You've kept me waiting.
I've been holding out.
It's always worth the wait, I think.
When you wait longer, I think it... Is it tantrics or the enterprise?
Yeah, I would say that the relationship we have is very tantric.
From afar.
You were once voted sexiest man in the world or something like that?
Was I?
Sexiest person?
By whom?
A magazine?
Sexiest man in the world?
Why?
What's sexy to you?
Chips?
Chips.
Chips?
Yeah.
Confidence, calm, twinkle.
Twinkle?
Yeah.
In the eye?
Anywhere.
So you didn't go to drama school.
No.
But you went somewhere called Groove High, is that right?
Yeah, I did, yeah.
So what was that like?
Yeah, I don't really talk about Groove High.
It was an amazing adventure, yeah.
Yeah.
Filmed in... Oh, so it was a film, it wasn't an actual school?
It wasn't a school, no, but it was also a cartoon, wasn't it?
It was a cartoon.
So it wasn't real?
No, it wasn't real.
But it taught you a lot?
I learned everything I know from Groove High.
How to groove.
How to groove.
Yeah, I mean, ever since then, you've really been like dancing through life, I would say.
I have, yeah.
You dance through life.
Oh, I really like to dance through life.
If anything, I would love to dance through life more.
With me?
Oh.
Possibly.
If you're asking.
I like the way you move.
Do, do, do.
Do you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm only doing it for you, really.
Oh, right, okay.
That's good.
That's so.
I'm glad that it caught your attention, because you've kind of specifically been choreographing things that I thought you might like.
And I know you love a wiggle.
I love a wiggle.
Yeah.
Have you seen Beyonce?
Yes.
I'm seeing her.
You're a big Beyonce fan.
I'm going tonight.
You're going tonight?
Yeah.
Have you seen it this week?
Yeah, I've seen it.
Are you going to wear your cowboy boots?
Mmm, chaps.
Arseless chaps?
You're asking about my chaps?
I'm asking about your chaps.
Are they going to be with the bum or without the bum?
We'll see.
Okay.
Depends how you feel.
Maybe they can evolve as the night goes on.
What's the secret ingredient to a bolognese?
Sauce.
A jay bay leaf?
Very good.
Yeah?
I see what you've done there, yeah.
You've got three sisters.
I do.
I can tell.
Can you?
Yeah, I can tell.
What, what, what, what, what, what?
Because you've got a good vibe.
Good vibes, I know.
Which I think... They're my favourite people.
Yeah, sisters make someone better.
How many siblings have you got?
One sister.
You know what else I haven't seen?
Wicked.
Jurassic Park.
Oh, the original Jurassic Park.
I've never seen them.
You're in for a treat.
What goes on?
Is it dinosaurs and they become friends with everyone?
Yes.
Cool.
Do they talk, the dinosaurs?
They can't talk.
What?
No, it's about... Seriously?
If you've not seen the original Jurassic Park, it's sort of changed cinema.
There was cinema before and after it.
Are you sure?
I think it's one of the best films ever made.
Was that not The Wizard of Oz?
I heard that during filming you head-butted Ariana in the head.
In rehearsals, yeah.
Right.
Normally people just ask for a selfie, so I don't... I know, I didn't have my selfie stick with me.
Yeah, so you just thought... Yeah, I know, but her ponytail came out and protected us both.
Oh, wow, love that.
You used to work at Honey Factory.
I did.
Is that why you're so sweet?
Sweet thing.
Yeah.
Right, I mean, exactly what I... Yeah.
What'd you say?
Yeah, I would... Yeah.
Just fall into a massive vat of honey and you just Came out all sticky and clammy and ready for a hug.
Okay.
Can I take your shoes?
No.
Why?
You can't take my shoes off my feet.
We can swap.
No, they're my shoes.
They're two little camel toes.
Yes, I'm wearing the Margielas.
Thank you.
They are amazing.
You've got funny toes.
Really?
They're dexterous.
You're dexterous in your toes.
Is that right?
I am dexterous in my toes.
I say it's a party trick.
Can you pick stuff up with your toes?
Absolutely not.
Well, even in these ones.
Well, maybe in those.
You could toss salad with those ones.
Do you think being in Bridgerton has made you better at romance?
No.
It's a fantasy, isn't it?
Romance is grounded and real.
Right, OK.
I can imagine you in Bridgerton.
Really?
Yeah.
OK.
Do you want to be in it?
Oh, can you cast me in it?
Is that within your limit?
I obviously have no power over that whatsoever.
Yeah, but you can put a word in.
I can put a word in.
What would my character be like in Bridgerton?
She'd be... Uptight?
She'd be really uptight, yeah.
She'd be a sort of potential spinster, but... Potential spinster?
Do you think someone can have too much charisma?
I think it's dangerous.
But then planets sort of revolve around the sun, right?
Is that how it works?
Yeah.
I think so.
Okay, cool, yeah.
I've never been good at that stuff.
Yeah, I guess it is dangerous when you see someone with so much charisma, I mean...
But it's just amazing.
It is.
It's magnets.
Yeah, no, I was talking about you, but... What?
I think you've got a lot of charisma.
Do you think?
Yeah.
It depends on who you're with, though, doesn't it?
Maybe, but some people just have it always.
I think people with like there's some level of charisma where like honestly they could be with anyone.
They could be with a park bench and just be able to turn it on.
Turn on the park bench.
Turn on the park bench.
Give it wood.
Give it...
Can we not?
I can flirt.
I know you can.
Very well, actually.
I can feel it.
But it's just not really working for me.
It's almost like I flirt, but it doesn't really get me anywhere.
So maybe I'm actually bad at flirting.
I think you make people feel alive.
Oh, make people feel alive?
Yeah.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
I don't know.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn't evolved yet.
Very good.
So true.
Very true.
Just so true.
I heard that you would like to play Louis Theroux in a biopic.
Did I say that?
Who said that?
Did I say that?
You said that.
I would be so nervous to play Louis Theroux because he's one of my idols.
If you're going to play Louis Theroux in the biopic.
You can play.
Well, I'm going to be in the biopic.
Jimmy Savile.
If you're going to play Louis Theroux in the biopic, I'm going to be in the biopic because of the Jiggle Jiggle phenomenon.
The Jiggle Jiggle phenomenon.
Go on, yeah, remind me of that.
I'm part of that.
That's me.
I didn't write it, but I'm part of the Jiggle Jiggle.
I'm Mrs Jiggle Jiggle.
Are you?
Yes.
Are we referring back to the way you move?
So do you remember Jiggle Jiggle?
You're going to have to...
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
Go on.
I like to see you wiggle wiggle.
Yes, yes, yeah.
Okay, it was on TikTok.
TikTok.
Okay, I can tell you're not on TikTok, right?
You've got a dog.
Yeah, I've got a family dog, yeah.
Your dog's called Bloomin'.
Bloomin'?
Your dog's called Bloomin'?
No, my dog's called Benson.
Oh, so your dog's called Bloomin', like Bloomin' Al.
Maybe we sometimes call him Bloomin' Benson.
So you don't have a dog called Bloomin'?
No, where are you getting this from?
Bloomin' Al.
Your dog's not called Bloomin' Al.
No, but I want a dog called Bloomin'.
Bloomin' Al.
Where did you find that out?
Someone told me that.
Your sources.
My sources told me.
Well...
Jonathan.
Amelia.
JB.
Meals.
JBizzle.
J-Bads.
J-Boz.
J-Bids.
The J-Biz.
A-Dog.
Oh, the J-Bizness.
A-Mazing.
A-Mazing.
A-Mazing.
B-Mazing.
B-Mazing.
J-Bazing.
J-Bazing.
J-Brilliant.
De-Great.
Goodbye.
Bye.
Obviously, I know you're not available, but it's fine.
I'm available.
It's just, it's not, I think there's like a genetic predisposition.
Right, cool, cool, cool.
That's cool.
I mean, that's fine.
I'm cool with that.
