So, is Shanina around?
No, she's at dance class.
Can I check out what she did with my room?
Yeah, but hey, look, don't go through her stuff.
She gets really mad.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
It's like a guy never lived in here.
Look, you gotta be careful.
This girl thing is dangerous.
It's spreading already.
It is?
Yeah.
Is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch?
Is that your tiny little box that's too small to put anything in?
No.
No.
Okay, this is not good.
You are a guy, okay?
This is a guy's place.
If you let this go, you're going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking and stuff.
All right, all right, you're right.
I'll talk to her.
Yes, talk to her.
Be a man.
I'm a man.
Defend yourself.
Taylor, come on.
We have to hand the new dust ruffle.
Be right there, sweetums.
Totally different situation hey, Joey.
Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
There's a kid in this picture, do you?
You know this kid?
Is that like a relative or something?
No, I just said it was cute.
Yeah, that's what I was afraid of okay um Look Janine, I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff, it's just, it's too girly.
Oh.
Like what?
Like this.
Pictures of cute babies we don't know.
We can't have that.
Joey, it's Ann Giddy.
She's a famous artist.
Look, I don't know this baby.
I don't know if she's a famous artist or not.
And I don't want to be a jerk, but you're changing too much around here.
I'm sorry.
I just thought I'd try and make the place a little nicer.
Yeah, but it's too much stuff.
You know, like you got the candles and the foofy schmoofer thing here.
And over here, you got a picture of a watering can.
Well, I just thought... I'm sure it's a famous watering can, okay?
But come on.
And what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?
It's a curling iron.
Well, that's okay, then.
But, oh, okay, my towels, for instance, okay?
I come into the bathroom here, and my towel is not on the floor where I keep it.
It's up here, on some hook, and it smells different.
It's clean.
Yeah, well, it feels different.
It's dry.
All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels.
Okay, also, what is with these chips you bought?
No, no, no, it's potpourri.
You're supposed to smell it.
Well, that's like summer in a bowl.
So what's really neat is if you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan, your arrangement will look fresh much longer.
Joey, that is such a great tip.
Monica, could you excuse us for a second?
I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
Okay.
Joey, come over later because I'm going to teach you how to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter.
I love birds.
What is the matter with you?
What?
You're arranging flowers.
You got dead flowers.
You got a picture of a baby dressed like flowers.
This is not Joey.
Hey, hey, look, I am still Joey, okay?
Flowers, they're just, you know, they're nice to look at.
And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist of a famous baby.
You're turning into a woman.
No, I'm not.
Why would you say that?
That's just mean.
Now, I've upset you?
What did I say?
Not what you said.
It's just the way you said it.
Oh, my God!
I'm a woman!