Last night, or yesterday, it was April Fool's Day, right?
Yeah.
So last year, April Fool's Day, this is true, I went home, and my kids were excited to see me.
They go, Dad, Dad's here, Dad's here.
And my youngest, Franny, goes, Dad, can you put on something that you don't care if it gets messy?
And I go, yeah, okay.
I just got home.
I go, sure, sure, sure.
So I put on a t-shirt.
I go, she's probably gonna put makeup on me.
I don't know what, whatever.
So I go, I don't know what's happening.
So I go, yeah.
And I come around the corner and she hits me in the face with a whipped cream pie.
Whipped cream goes everywhere, goes all over the walls.
Nothing on my shirt, nothing.
Just all over my face.
I go, what are you doing?
Why would you do that?
And she goes, April Fools.
No.
No, that's not how April Fools works.
That's not April Fools at all.
So I go, that's bad.
I go, I'm going to get you back.
You know, well, I'll think of something.
And she goes, do you think I care?
Really?
Where are you getting sassy?
Where are you learning that stuff from?
I go, seriously, I'll do something.
I'll put snakes in your bed or something.
You know, she goes, I like snakes.
Whatever.
So I go, I get cleaned off.
I go, and I was putting her to bed, and I gave her a kiss, said, all right, I love you.
I turn the lights out, I go, goodnight, I love you.
And I was leaving the room, she goes, dad?
I go, she goes, I don't really like snakes.
And I said, do you think I care?
And shut the door.
Because they have to learn, eventually, what real life is.
300 snakes.
Anyways, last night, finished the show, great show, we had so much fun.
I'm on my way home, I get a text, because now they're texting.
And they go, dad, when are you coming home?
I go, soon, you'll see, I'll see.
She goes, okay, make sure you're wearing something you don't care if it gets messy.
And then a picture of her looking like evil.
And I go, oh gosh.
So I go, all right, I already know I'm going to get pied or something's going to happen.
So I went home, I put a t-shirt on and I stood in the shower and this happened.
I'm so mad.
Are you ready?
No.
I'm so mad.
I'm just standing here.
I'm very numb.
I don't deserve this at all.
I don't sound like dead.
Unbelievable.
Good timing.
I also licked it.
Because I also licked it.
And her sister was videoing the whole time.
Yeah.
So, anyways, happy April Fool's Day to Winnie and Frannie.
You guys got me good.
Started a new tradition.
Stick around.
When we come back, we've got puppies making their final four predictions.
Come on back.