This is very intimate.
This is very intimate, yes.
Because it's a date.
I can feel it.
The tension?
The sexual chemistry?
It's there.
Or maybe it's just the smell of chicken that's throwing you off.
Are you a romantic person?
I consider myself to be very romantic.
In what way?
I like to surprise.
My date.
So this gets me every time.
I just think it's so unnecessary that there's three nozzles.
It's creepy, isn't it?
It really is.
It's creepy.
What do you think is the best compliment that you can give someone?
That I like them.
That's pretty good.
I don't like anyone, so I like you.
Oh, thanks.
Wow.
I like you so much that I flew into London to see you.
I think you're becoming obsessed with me.
I am a little bit.
And I think you need to relax.
But this is my only chance, so... You're never going to see me ever again.
I'm, like, gone with the wind.
It'll be hard to catch you next time.
No, I appreciate that.
Thank you for flying in to see me.
Most people do.
So how often are you getting a love hangover?
Every weekend?
Or is it... Every other weekend.
Every other weekend.
Okay, cool.
Hangovers are the worst.
I don't enjoy hangovers.
No.
But you still do it again.
Yeah. knowing that the hangover is going to be there.
It's kind of like the high is worth the low.
But then I think it gets to a point where you decide that you're going to be sober.
Do you believe in fate?
I do.
It's less now, but I used to be a fate person.
But fate has disappointed me and I'm sorry to hear that.
But now I'm back to, I can decide my own fate.
So let me be friends with fate again.
Also.
Maybe it's like if whatever you wanted for yourself didn't happen for you.
Maybe that was, it wasn't meant for you.
I've learned it over lessons.
God, we're getting very philosophical today.
I like someone where you can just talk about anything really.
Cats or dogs?
Dogs.
Because I'm a cat.
I've never really had any pets apart from a hamster.
Have you ever had a hamster?
I currently have a hamster.
You have a hamster?
I do have a hamster.
What?
Is the hamster here?
Unfortunately not.
What's a hamster called?
Baddie.
She's a baddie?
Yeah.
I had to name her Baddie.
Is she just sort of like posting thirst traps the whole time?
She basically just runs on the wheels all day.
What made you want to get a hamster?
Companionship.
Oh yeah, they're really known for being great companions, aren't they, hamsters?
How long do you think it would take for someone to really learn how to dance, like fully?
A good three years to begin with.
Three years?
I was thinking two weeks tops.
Could you ever date someone who had no rhythm?
Rhythm is so important for... Everything.
Everything.
And you don't want to date someone who's so stiff?
Mm-hmm.
No thanks.
No.
What's the difference between a sexy guy and a cute guy?
I don't like cute guys.
I know, that's why I asked.
Sexy guys don't know that they're sexy, but cute guys know that they're cute.
I'm still not sure what I like, whether it's cute, sexy, or arrogant.
Is arrogant one of your... I need to change my type.
How long can you last in the cold plunge?
About five minutes.
Doesn't seem like that long.
Have you been in the cold plunge?
Yeah, all the time.
Really?
And actually, I do about an hour.
Maybe you're the expert.
An hour and a half sometimes, actually.
Can you give me any tips so I can last?
The gloves.
And socks.
I've only done socks.
Maybe it was the gloves.
I think the glove situation is really holding you back from the full hour experience in the cold plunge.
Okay.
It just makes you feel alive, doesn't it?
Yeah, it does.
Having a crush on someone makes me feel alive.
I haven't been on a date in a very long time, so this is exhilarating.
What's your favorite kind of food?
Favorite kind of food is when somebody else picks the food and I eat it and it's good.
Oh, I really like that.
I'm gonna steal that answer.
Do you like British food?
What is British food?
Good question.
That's a really good question.
Sausage and mash.
Sausage and mash.
Yeah.
Potato?
Toad in the hole.
Ooh, what's that one?
I actually don't know.
I think it has something to do with sausage again.
I think a lot of British food have something to do with sausages.
Yes, it's true, actually.
I do love a sausage.
Do you?
Just a medium-sized one.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
That's been my life.
You've actually fallen in love at first sight?
Mm-hmm.
God.
I know instantly whether it's gonna work or not.
When you know, you know.
Sunglasses inside, yes or no?
I can't say no, because I do it sometimes.
But I don't like to see other people with it, so.
Okay, right.
It's okay if it's you.
I don't know how to flirt.
I feel like you're very, you've got a very great energy.
I feel like lots of people would come over to you and start chatting to you.
Maybe you don't even have to talk to them.
I mean, kind of.
You're like, yeah.
I think I flirt with my face.
Would you rather spend the day with a puppy or a capybara?
Capybara all day.
Have you ever met one?
No, I have not.
Have you?
Yes.
And it was magical.
I want my date to be a capybara.
Okay.
I'm right here.
I'm right here and I'm offended by that.
That you'd rather a capybara sat here.
No, that's not what it is.
Trust me.
They wouldn't be able to give this kind of conversation.
I meant like inside of my date.
Inside of your date you would like a capybara.
You know what I mean.
Oh yeah.
Like capybara energy.
Oh, capybara energy.
Yeah.
Do you ever get starstruck?
By a person?
Yeah, not a capybara.
For me, it was Rihanna.
I don't think I could meet Rihanna.
I'd say, no, Rihanna, turn around.
Rihanna, walk away.
But, yeah, I, yeah.
See, me mumbling, like, I can't even talk.
Oh, even thinking about her.
Do you think I have what it takes to become an idol?
For sure, 100%.
You know, the key to being an idol, it's the confidence.
And I think you are very qualified.
I'm really leaving with wanting more, so hopefully... Well, I'll see you soon.
Cheers.
Cheers.
