Hey Story Pirates Podcast listeners, Lee here.
Today's brand new episode has got it all.
Pumpkins, hockey, ukuleles, garden critters, and a Peter Lee showdown like you've never seen.
Grunups, remember you can access the ad -free version of the show by visiting storypirates .com slash creator club or by subscribing right in Apple podcasts.
All right then two brand new stories and all the Story Pirates mayhem you could ask for coming up right after a few words for the grownups.
Hey grownups season seven of the Story Pirates Podcast is right around the corner and it's time for your kids to send us their own stories, but maybe they don't know what to write about.
Luckily Story Pirates is partnering this season with the Week Junior an incredible magazine that kids can't wait to read.
Every issue of the Week Junior has a section called photos of the week that is full of photos that are great to tell an imaginative story about grownups as part of our partnership.
You can get six free issues of the week Junior for your family delivered right to your mailbox by going to theweekjunior .com slash story pirates and don't forget the Story Pirates amazing adventure tour continues October 5th and 6th with shows in Connecticut and New Hampshire.
You can find tickets at storypirates .com slash live.
Now back to the show.
Merry Christmas everybody.
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Eric, are you ready?
I am ready and we hope that you are too.
Merry Christmas everybody.
Let's go! Hey Lee, what are you doing?
I'm building a greenhouse.
You mean like for plants?
That's right. I'm planting a vegetable garden.
You know how much I love salads.
What? I've never once heard you say anything about salads.
Pretty sure that's not true.
It is. You know, I have that special kind of memory where I can remember everything.
What? No, you don't.
You've never mentioned that.
I have. I feel like that's something that would have come up in conversation.
You know how I'm sort of considered a conversation expert.
Pretty sure no one thinks you're a conversation expert.
And you know how I know what everyone thinks.
You know, I know that you don't know how everybody thinks.
I do know and I know you know.
I know. No, I don't.
Yes, you know. No, you not agree to disagree.
So you're getting into gardening?
Yeah, so awesome. So awesome.
Okay. Well, see you around.
Bye. Bye. Ah, another successful day of communicating with my dearest friends.
I'm very different from everybody.
Confusion is the step for curiosity.
Okay, that's a really funny idea.
We have to send that in.
I definitely think I can be more creative now.
I believe. All the things in that story.
Human beings are just able to create the story pirates.
Welcome back to the story pirates podcast everyone.
Where we take stories written by kids and turn them into sketch comedy.
And song. Lee, what's wrong?
The vegetables in my vegetable garden.
They're gone. We'll deal with that in a bit.
But first let's do a story and here to introduce it is the author.
Hi, I'm Nolan. I'm 10 years old and I live in North Carolina.
And this is my story.
The hockey player who played the ukulele.
It's another beautiful day here at the icy Carolina Arena.
Where Carolina is facing off against Washington.
I'm announcer number one.
And I'm announcer number two.
No relation. The arena is buzzing with excitement as the crowd waits to see Carolina's star center.
John and here comes the home team now.
And they are all of course carrying hockey sticks because that's how you play hockey.
And finally, here's the man.
Everyone's been waiting for Carolina's star center.
John also holding what I can only assume is another hockey.
Wait a tick. That's not a stick.
That's a ukulele. And now John is grabbing the microphone.
No hockey fans. Tonight, I'm not here to play hockey.
I'm here to play ukulele.
But John, hockey is no place for the ukulele.
Yeah. Wow, down on the ice it looks like the players are not happy that John has abandoned his stick.
Please, just give me and this ukulele a chance.
Just listen to what I have to sing.
If folks could strum together, then the world would be much better.
Why am I singing this song?
Because if you love hockey and ukulele, then we could get along.
If we all love hockey and ukulele, then we could get along.
Well, what do you say now?
Oh, hey, it's steady hockey.
That's music. Boom.
I say boom. Let's get off.
Everyone, wait. Could it be it's local mad scientist, philanthropist, and all -around rich guy, Bob McMicky Pan Scootle -Bob?
Doesn't he also own a giant ukulele factory?
Yeah, but I'm sure that's not relevant.
Before you all judge this hockey player for playing the ukulele, let me ask you this.
Have you all ever tried to play it?
Here, I happen to have extra ukuleles for the rest of you hockey players.
My tiny rat assistant, Jerry McBoop, will pass them out.
You got it, boss. My goodness, it now seems that Bob McMicky Pan Scootle -Bob's assistant, Jerry McBoop, the literal rat, is handing out ukuleles to all John's teammates.
And John is going to teach them how to play?
Here, follow my lead.
If folks could strum together, then the world would be much better.
Why am I singing this song?
Cause if you love hockey and ukulele, then we could get along.
If we all love hockey and ukulele, then we could get along.
Well, everyone, what do you all think?
Wow, it's the comeback of the century as everyone suddenly loves ukuleles.
But they're also playing hockey with ukuleles as sticks.
Mixing hockey and ukuleles, they said it couldn't be done.
And that's the game.
The winner is ukuleles.
And if you'd like to purchase your own ukulele, then come on down to Bob McMicky Pan Scootle -Bob's ukulele factory.
And we're not evil.
Quiet, Jerk. Sorry.
Until next time, this has been announcer one and two.
Seems like we have quite a season ahead.
Seven months later.
Welcome back to game seven of the Stanley Cup finals, where Carolina is facing off against their arch rivals, the Arctic Ocean athletics, here at the athletics home arena, right in the middle of the Arctic Ocean.
It's hard to imagine that less than a year ago, hockey and ukuleles had never shared the ice before.
The world's gone wild for ukuleles.
In fact, they've torn down and rebuilt every arena using only ukuleles.
They even rebuilt the White House out of ukuleles.
And the Eiffel Tower.
Also, ukulele -shaped foods are really big right now.
It certainly is a great time to own a ukulele factory.
That's right, announcers one and two.
Bob McMicky Pan Scootle -Bob.
Just a reminder that today's game is sponsored by Bob McMicky Pan Scootle -Bob's Ukulele Factory.
And we're not evil.
Jerry, please. Sorry.
It looks like the game is about to begin.
And that's game! And once again, the winner is ukuleles.
We go now to the post game press conference.
John, please! One at a time!
Yes! You! Thank you, John.
My question. You revolutionized the game of hockey by making it entirely about the ukulele.
Can we assume that the use of ukuleles in everyday life will only expand and that this trend will never end?
Great question. I love the ukulele, but I've given it a lot of thought.
And I think maybe it's time that we gave the ukulele a rest.
How dare you! Bob McMicky Pan Scootle -Bob!
It's too late to stop ukuleles now.
And as the only ukulele factory owner in the world, I'm reaping all the benefits.
Isn't this enough for you?
I won't rest until everything in the world is made out of ukuleles sold by me.
And again we are not evil.
Jerry McBoop, yes we are.
I think the cat's out of the bag now at this point.
Oh, right. I'll stop you.
We'll all stop you.
Good luck stopping me after I've thrown you all out of this window into the Arctic Ocean.
Activate the giant robot ukulele arms.
You got it, boss. Oh no, it's a foolproof plan.
Jerry, open the window.
Yes, boss. This is all my fault.
If only I had never shared my love for the ukulele, none of this would have happened.
Don't say that, John.
Teammates? You were brave to share your passion with the world, John.
Come on, boys. Let's show this evil mad scientist what we're made of.
Hello hockey fans, this is announcer number one live from the post -game interview where the ultimate ukulele battle is taking place.
Right now the Carolina team is using ukuleles' shields to protect John the hockey player from Bob Mc Mickey pan's Scootle Bob, who is using his giant robotic ukulele arms to try and throw John into the Arctic Ocean.
Don't you see, Bob?
You'll never catch me.
Your friends aren't enough to stop me.
Yeah, but they are enough to distract you.
Distract me? What do you mean?
No, not a heartfelt chorus of ukuleles.
If folks could strum together, then the world would be much better.
Why am I singing this song?
Because if you love hockey and ukulele, then we could get along.
If we all love hockey and ukulele, then we could get along.
Wow, that was actually a pretty nice song.
You know, despite owning a ukulele factory...
John, now! Huh? Ukulele Bob!
And with a beautiful slap shot, John has knocked Bob, the locally rich mad scientist, into the Arctic Ocean.
Scootle Bob! I'm coming after you, boss!
Well, I regret this.
And with that, John the hockey player has won the Stanley Cup.
Yeah! Is that how hockey works now?
Ha ha! Nobody knows.
Ukulele! The End! Now that's what I can do.
That's my story. Everybody listen up.
Some sort of critter is eating the vegetables in my beloved vegetable garden.
Just last night, I lost three tomatoes, a cucumber, and 17 Chishito peppers to this monster.
Wow. What kind of critter?
I'm not sure. Perhaps a little mouse or a small raccoon, or a large worm, or even a regular sized squirrel.
I know. Gasp, indeed.
Well, your garden was fun while it lasted.
Time to find another hobby?
Woodworking maybe? Hey, that's my thing.
Oh, another hobby? I don't think so.
If I'm gonna find anything, it's the critter that did this.
And I'm gonna need all of your help.
Ooh, I love when we have to help.
What can we do? Well, the critter thief stole my beloved vegetables under the cloak of night.
So my plan is to keep a watch around the clock tonight to see if it comes back.
And when it does, I shall confront it.
Genius! I'm happy to take a shift.
Me too. Same here. Great.
Eric, you'll take 8 PM to midnight.
Megan, midnight to 2 AM.
Nimini, 2 -4. Peter, 4 -6.
And Rachel, 6 -8 AM.
You got it! Alright, no problem.
Wait, Lee, when is your shift?
I'll be sleeping. I need to prepare, mentally, emotionally, for my confrontation.
Oh. Hmm. Also, you know I need 12 hours of sleep per night to look this good.
Oh, yeah. I hear you on that one.
Good luck, everyone.
I'll see you in the morning.
In the morning. It is now the morning.
Lee, you look so rested.
I feel so rested. I slept like a babe.
How's everyone else?
Sleepy. Great. Let's get to it.
Eric, were any vegetables eaten, stolen, or otherwise removed during your watch?
Nope. Megan? Nope. Nimini?
Nope. Peter? Yep. Rachel?
No. Wait, Peter, what did you say?
I said yes. Some thing came and ate most of your vegetables.
Which vegetables? Wait, don't tell me.
No, tell me. No, wait, tell me.
The beets. NOT THE BEETS!
And the kale. My precious kale.
And the oregano. Say it isn't true.
It isn't true. It's not?
What? No, it is true.
You just told me to say that.
Peter, did you see who ate my vegetables?
Um... uh... no? You saw nothing?
I saw nothing. You promise?
Yes. Well, that's that then.
Time to give up gardening.
My beloved passion that I discovered two whole days ago.
The critter has won.
We'll be back after a few words for the grownups.
Well, that's that then.
Time to give up gardening.
My most beloved passion that I discovered two days ago.
The critter has won.
Oh, but you love gardening.
You've been so happy since you discovered it.
Two days ago. It's true.
Never in my life have I felt more...
me. But what am I to do?
If all my hard work is for nothing, maybe now is the time to find a new hobby.
No, no, no. Nothing will ever bring me joy the way gardening does.
Did. I'm just going to go off and cry forever.
Goodbye. See you never.
I'm leaving now. Goodbye.
It was me. Peter, no.
I've been sneaking into the garden at night and eating everything.
And I mean everything.
Even the dirt? Especially the dirt.
Peter, how could you do this?
Because I was hungry and your vegetables were so fresh and tangy and delicious.
The juicy red tomatoes, the crisp green beans, the onions that I ate like apples.
I couldn't get enough, but I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I ate your vegetables.
But I'm sorry, most of all, for lying.
Will you ever forgive me?
Peter, the truth is...
I knew it was you from the very beginning.
You did? Yes. Since yesterday?
Since yesterday. Then why did you make everyone stay up all night?
To teach you a lesson!
Couldn't you have done that without making us all take shifts?
We could have slept.
Wow, you're right. I thought Peter was the villain of the story, but really the villain was me.
Lee, I have something to confess.
I knew that you knew it was me.
You did? Yes, and I used that to get you to confess that you were the villain of the story and not me.
How'd you do all that?
Because I'm an expert at knowing what everybody thinks.
No, you're not. Yes, I know.
No, you're no. No, no, no, no.
No, no, no. Oh, you're no at all now, aren't you?
I'm a no -no. Oh, I know.
Do I know that you know?
No, no, no, no. You know I know you know.
No, no, no, no, no.
We keep knowing things, don't we?
No, no, no, no. Knowledge is power, Peter.
Should we do another story?
Yeah. I knew you were all going to say yeah.
Okay, listeners. This next story comes from a very special program that we did at an amazing school called the Oneida Nation School, which is part of the Oneida Nation, a Native American tribe located in Wisconsin.
My favorite part of the school is that it's shaped like a huge turtle, which has special meaning for the Oneida people.
Anyway, the story pirates were lucky enough to appear at that school with the U .S.
Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona to tell the author of this next story that we were going to perform her story on the Story Pirates podcast.
The author's name is Nova, and it was such an amazing experience hearing all her classmates cheer her on when they heard the news.
We also got to create a brand new character with all of the students.
We want to thank the Oneida Nation for welcoming us, and we're so excited for you to hear Nova's story right now.
Here she is to introduce it.
Hi, I'm Nova, and I'm 10 years old, and I live in the Oneida Nation.
This is my story, The Pumpkin Patch Mystery.
Mom, are we there yet?
No, not yet, Emma. Are we there yet?
No! Are we there yet?
Emma, we'll get there when - Are we there yet?
Stop. Are we there yet?
If we're there yet - Are we there yet?
No. Aww. But yes, now we are.
Yes! Oh, I'm so excited!
Can we get the biggest pumpkin they have?
Hold on, let me park the car first, Elise.
Gee, someone's excited.
Okay, now you have my full attention.
Oh, hold on, it's work, I gotta take this.
Mom! Hello? Oh hi, Carl.
What? No, I can talk.
Mom! You go on ahead, Emma.
Fine, but don't be on your phone all day.
Okay, you too, Emma.
Don't get lost, okay?
What? No, not you, Carl.
No, I'm not lost. I'm following you.
Yeah, I was talking to my daughter.
Well, we're getting a pumpkin.
Ugh, she always gets so distracted!
I wish she'd throw that phone away and pay attention.
Okay! Ah! I mean, hello, Emma.
Oh, hi. Wait, how did you know my...
Well, come to my pumpkin patch.
You seem like you're looking for a very special kind of pumpkin.
Oh, I am. But maybe you should wait for your mother to...
I'm sick of waiting.
Show me the biggest pumpkin you've got.
All right, all right, it's just that way.
But I should warn you...
That's okay, thanks.
Bye! Wait a minute, you gotta hear the rest of the...
Okay, time to find that pumpkin.
Whoa, whoa! Here's the biggest one I've ever seen!
And it's got a door on it?
Hmm, I should definitely wait for my mom to catch up before I...
Oh, who am I kidding?
I'm going into this pumpkin door.
Whoa, there aren't any stairs.
It's just a big hole.
Whoa! I'm falling into the pumpkin!
Ah! Oof! Whoa! This place looks like a pumpkin wonderland!
There are giant slides, and candy, and little pumpkin houses!
Someone's coming out of one of the pumpkin houses.
It's a little pumpkin person?
Uh, yeah. Welcome to our secret land of pumpkins.
Please tell me, why did you come to our land?
Oh, well, I just saw a big door and wanted to go into it and see what was in there.
And you didn't even stop to think if it was a good idea or ask your mother?
I don't have time to wait.
Besides, look where it led me.
This place is great!
Why, thank you. So, what kind of things can I do here in this pumpkin wonderland?
You could do anything here.
It's a kid's dream.
But I should probably warn you then.
Alright, here I go.
Wait, don't you want to hear about the um...
It's a pumpkin wonderland montage.
Wee! It's a pumpkin wonderland montage.
So cool. There are so many things to do.
Like what? Why don't I list them all now for you?
Oh, we've got a roller coaster and a swimming pool.
We have a bouncy house and a water slide.
And did I mention, if you don't pay attention, you'll be stuck in here forevermore inside this court.
You really should have listened more to your mother inside that car before you stuck away on Portis Pumpkin Wonderland Montage.
Haha! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Sorry, what's that?
I'm not done with the montage song.
I've got like six more verses.
No, no, no. Did you just say I'll be stuck here forever?
Yeah, but only if you don't pay attention to the rest of the song.
Because this place will— Look, chocolate pumpkins over there.
Bye! Wait, don't you want another?
Wow! This place is incredible.
It's all rewards and no consequences.
Mom! Oh, Emma. There you are.
Mom, can you believe this place?
It's incredible. There's candy and honey rolls inside.
What is it? I'm on a work call.
Hey, girl, sorry about that.
No, I can talk. What were you saying about the air fryer in the break room?
That's my work phone!
Emma, you just threw my phone into that lake.
Oh, which lake? The one with the water slides running through it next to the bouncy house adjacent to the pumpkin village full of tiny pumpkin people who are all looking at us right now.
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Whoa. Emma? Are we in a pumpkin wonderland?
Yes, Mom. And that's something you definitely would have noticed if you weren't constantly distracted.
Oh, I'm distracted.
You're the one that ran off and jumped blindly into a magic pumpkin without telling me.
You've been gone for five hours.
Well, you're the one who— Wait, five hours?
The whole pumpkin patch staff and I have been desperately looking for you.
Oh, have you? You weren't on your phone the whole time?
Oh, that's my other phone.
Oh, hey, Carl. No, I can talk.
Mama! What? Emma, Emma's mom.
Huh? Don't you see what's going on here?
She's distracted. No, not you, Carl.
You're both distracted.
Why don't you stop for one second, then communicate your needs and expectations to each other.
Whoa. You're right, Peter Pumpkin.
Actually, my name is Tyler.
I am distracted. Constantly!
So am I. No, Carl, not you.
I got to go. I'm sorry, Emma.
I clearly need to establish better work -family boundaries so I can be present for life's special moments.
Me too, Mom. Good. Because what we were trying to tell you is the more time you spend in here, the faster time moves out there.
Well, that sounds dangerous.
We should probably get out of here right away.
Emma, wait. Maybe we can stay for a little bit.
Let's enjoy everything this place has to offer real quick.
It sounds like we need...
A pumpkin wonderland montage.
A slightly quicker wonderland montage.
Emma and her mom did all the things before they got stuck there forever, then they left very abruptly.
Bye, Peter Pumpkin!
My name is not... Wow, that was quite an adventure.
But I'm glad to be out of that pumpkin.
Yeah, today was pretty wild.
I agree with you. Should we grab a couple pumpkins?
Pumpkins! Ahh! It's too late for that.
It's July! What? Hello?
Oh, hey Carl, what?
I haven't been to work in months and I'm fired?
That's fair. The end!
And now, Lee speaks with the author.
Nova, your story is all about pumpkins.
So my first question is, do you and your family do anything with pumpkins this time of year that's special?
Yeah, we carved some a few days ago.
There's some growing in our yard.
You have pumpkins in your yard?
How big do they get?
They're just small little ones.
They stay green though, so...
Basically, you're telling me that you live in a pumpkin patch.
Yep. Nova, you live in the Oneida Nation, right?
Yeah. What can you tell our listeners about the Oneida Nation?
It's a cool little community.
It's run by natives too.
And we've got all kinds of things.
We've got a gas station.
We've got two schools, a high school and an elementary school.
So it's getting pretty big.
Is there anything that your community does together as a tribe or as a community to sort of celebrate who you are?
We have this thing called the 50th annual powwow.
We had it this year.
And it's kind of where there's tribes and there's different kind of styles of dances that they do.
And there's going to be different categories.
That sounds incredible.
And in your story, Emma goes through the big pumpkin door just because she wants to see what was in there.
So my question for you is, if you walked out and saw a little door on one of those little green pumpkins and you could shrink yourself down, would you walk into it?
Oh, yes, definitely.
This was kind of a different kind of experience for us because we actually came to your school to tell you we are going to put your story on the show.
What was that like for you?
Exciting. And I got to meet new people.
And then I got to hear about the story pirates and the podcast.
And it was just really, really good feeling to have when you're only 10.
Do you consider yourself a writer?
It depends on what kind of mood I have.
I was just wondering if this experience changed anything about how you think of yourself as a writer.
I definitely think I can be more creative now.
One last question. Is there something about being Oneida and part of the Oneida Nation that you're proud of?
I don't know. I'm just proud.
I'm happy. I'm glad that our tribe is resilient and that we have so many ways of living in the life and how we still go through with our ceremonies and how it's still thriving.
Nova, thank you for sharing all that with me.
Thanks for letting us perform your story.
Bye bye. And now it's time for Story Pirates Roll Call.
First up from a 10 year old in New Jersey named Hannah, we have The Strange Storm.
The best part about superhero stories, if you ask me, is learning how the superheroes got their powers in the first place.
And Hannah does not disappoint in her story.
The story kicks off with the main character getting their powers because they were struck by lightning.
And it ends with the main character's little sister getting her powers by eating blue apples and so much more in between.
And this story also has my favorite ending line.
This is going to be stressful to explain.
Hannah, incredible job, my friend.
And next up from seven year old Dietrich in Hawaii, we have a story called Caramel Cheese.
And this story has an incredible twist.
It goes like this. What is caramel cheese?
Have you ever tried it?
Is it good? I know what it is.
I'm it. And then it's true.
There's a picture of caramel cheese and it's that's it.
That's what it is. Great work, Dietrich.
And finally from four year old Owen in California, we have a story called Pillow Phone.
And this one's real short, so I'm going to read it.
I have a pillow that's a phone.
I can call my friend when my parents are asleep to talk about what our dogs are doing.
Hello, little doggies.
Incredible story, Owen.
I want a pillow phone.
I don't want to meet those doggies.
That was roll call.
Now it's time for you to write us a story.
And if you don't know where to start, here's one idea.
Take a picture of something normal and then make up a story of what you imagine could be happening in the picture.
Kind of like this from Nolan, the author of the hockey player who played ukulele.
So Nolan, can you describe the photo that you took?
It's of a remote control, I think.
OK, so a simple photo of a remote control for a TV, that's what the picture really is.
Can you tell me what you imagine could be happening in that photo?
Yeah. If you press the right three buttons in the right order, you can control all of the whales in the surrounding area.
You see, listeners, sometimes writing a story is about finding an image that inspires you.
Grownups can submit stories, and if you want the photos that inspired them, at StoryPirates .com.
And remember, we respond to every single story we receive.
And don't forget, grownups, your family can try six issues of The Week Jr.
risk -free by visiting theweekjr .com slash Story Pirates.
Every issue of The Week Jr.
has a section called Photos of the Week that has some amazing photos to write stories about.
And honestly, I think you're just going to love The Week Jr.
whether you write a story or not.
That's it for today's episode.
Thanks for listening, and a big thanks to today's authors, Nolan and Nova.
We'll be back next week with another episode.
Until then, stay creative and stay kind.
You can watch the episode by Andrew Barbato, musical scoring by Jack Mitchell.
Our head writers are Rachel Wienitzke and David Cideroff.
Contributing writers are Peter McNerney, Lee Overtree, and Tim Platt.
Production coordination by Denisa Whartonby, episode artwork by Camilla Franklin.
This episode features performances by Eric Austin, Ben Blackman, Langston Darby, Chris Ferri, Woody Fu, Christina Grosspeach, Alexis Lambright, Peter McNerney, Josh Nassar, Megan O 'Neil, Lee Overtree, Rebecca Robles, Rachel Wienitzke, and Nimny Ware.
The Pumpkin Wonderland montage was written by Peter McNerney and produced by Jack Mitchell.
Special thanks to the Oneida Nation, Chitol Shaw at the U .S.
Department of Education, Sheri Musseau, Superintendent of the Oneida Nation School System, and Jesse Law, the Student Success Coordinator at Oneida Nation School District.
Well, well, well. What do you know?
It's Peter. No one but me.
I know what you're up to, Peter.
Well, I know you know.
You don't know everything I know.
No, I know. No, you don't.
How could you possibly know what I know you know?
Because I know what you know.
No. No. There's no point in hiding it.
No, I suppose there isn't.
Good. Now tell me what you know so I can make sure I know it.
No. No? No. I know this game.
Nobody knows this game.
No no no. Except I know.
But I know. I know what you know and I know this game.
What's this? Knock, knock who's there?
No, no, no. Knock, no.
No, no, no, no. Who's no?
No, no, no. Oh look, who knows?
Oh what's that over there?
No, no, no... If you know what I know, what you know, what you know, what you know, what you know, what you know, what you know, what I know, what I know...
