Yo, I'm about to play hockey.
I haven't even started this video.
So today I'm doing something I've never done before.
I'm going to be learning how to play ice hockey.
I have some friends, Nate.
That looks stupid.
And Corey.
I was just like talking about it with them one day and I was like how funny would it be if you guys had taught me how to play.
Oh, my God.
Maddie's here, guys.
Guys, I'm literally accentuating my feet right now.
I'll let you know when I'm ending up on Wikipedia again.
Oh, look who's here.
I'm back.
Everybody keep calm.
It's Crystal's Quintanilla.
What if I have to pee?
Remember that one time you got in a fight?
I do.
Alright guys, it's really cold in here.
It's like negative 20 degrees.
Oh my god, there's like nothing more intimidating.
I'm so intimidated.
Do you see those guys?
They're like I'll tape down and just sit on the bench.
So wait, wait.
We're gonna go to the bench.
But you have to... Bench.
I'm like, so you think I'm skinny?
Welcome to Hockey Training 101.
This is Sydney Serena.
Alright, let's go.
Yeah, you gotta, yeah, there you go.
Go.
Okay, go.
And go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I don't know how to stop.
I don't know how to stop.
Yo.
That's the hockey one coming.
Here we go.
We'll see.
So what we're going to do.
You have to speak loud.
We're going to do a little obstacle course right now.
I'm the only one in the obstacle course.
I'm giving her some confidence right now.
Yeah, you're doing great.
You're doing great.
Okay, we'll work on that after.
I don't know what the f*** I'm doing.
No, she can't do all that.
She can't do all that.
No, she can.
I don't know if that's my level, honestly.
I'll try.
Oh, beautiful, beautiful.
Do it again.
I feel like I'm in jail right now.
So I'm going to be teaching Sydney how to shoot, because it's pretty obvious she doesn't know how to shoot.
So basically you're going to load up and push off your back leg.
Load up and push off your back leg.
Wow.
Hold your hand like this.
Put your hand higher up.
And then pull the puck to the back side of your body.
Yep, all right, that was good.
Don't whack it like hold it on your stick or not.
Yeah, all right.
So now i go.
I have to.
What am i doing?
All right, i'll try to score on you.
Yeah, all right.
So now nate is playing goalie and i'm gonna see if i can score.
All right, we're going to try again.
These little kids are so much better than me.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
So for a celebration, you got to go over there and jump on the boards.
That seems painful.
I'd rather not.
No, we won't.
No, we won't.
No, we won't.
We won't.
We won't.
We won't.
All right.
So, what are you?
Should I take a slap shot?
I'm just getting a slap shot.
Ew.
She died.
How do you feel about that?
I don't think I've ever felt more out of place.
More out of place?
What do you mean?
You fit in right away.
You're one of the boys now.
How does that feel?
I love being one of the boys.
Comment section.
Should I cut my hair?
I'll see you later.
Look at her.
Look at her.
Wait.
Boys, look at her.
She's being cocky right now.
What is she doing over there?
Just wait until this.
All right, here we go.
Oh my God, that almost hit my head.
That almost hit my head.
Yeah, we're getting a little cocky right now, so we had to keep it.
You want to go?
Yeah.
Here we go.
Smell my gloves.
Oh, she blocked it.
All right, you know what?
No more games, none.
You always have to do the one foot stop.
Have to?
You always have to.
Okay.
Because you want to know something, the scouts look at that.
They look at sky points.
They look at what you're doing.
If you're checking out Puck Bunnies, they're going to look at you.
If you're not, you're scratched off already.
What are you doing?
What's Puck Bunnies?
You don't need to know that.
Oh my I would say that pretty much sums up my hockey playing experience.
I could have done better, but I also feel like I could have done worse.
But thank you guys so much for watching and thank you to Corey and Nate for teaching me how to play.
This was really fun and I really want to try other new things, so let me know what else you guys want to see me try.
But I love you guys, and I'll see you in my next video.
Bye, guys.
You want to start with the paw?
Or do you want to be completely embarrassed right now?
Boop.
I don't want you to go.
Yes, you do.
Oh, OK then.
All right, let's go.
We've waited centuries for this moment.
