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Much IELTS, very success.
Hello, lovely, I'm Maria.
And my name is Rory, and we are the hosts of the IELTS Speaking for Success podcast.
And welcome into our super special episode.
In this episode, what happens, Rory here?
Well, it's the time of year.
It's the end of the year.
People are tired, they've worked hard and they're going on holiday.
So to give you a good start to your holiday period, we have decided to release all of the times and we have made funny mistakes on the podcast.
You do not normally hear these during episodes because we are professional and we want you to focus on learning.
But now it's time to have some fun.
Yeah, when we record, we make like funny mistakes.
You know, like we make funny comments, mistakes.
We do this. Let me say it again.
And then the episodes get edited and all the fun parts are left out with our silly mistakes.
And that's why this is called a blooper episode.
A blooper is a funny mistake made by an actor during the making of a film or a television program or a podcast.
And bloopers are usually removed from the film or the program because, well, sometimes they are inappropriate.
They have some rude language, some funny jokes.
And if you are sensitive to rude language, please do not listen to this episode.
So this is just for fun, do you listen?
We are not laughing at terrible things happening.
We are just making some dark jokes, some funny remarks.
Humour is culturally sensitive and so are we.
So now that we have warned you, let's get on with the bloopers.
Hello, lovely. I'm Maria and my name is Rory and we are the host of the IELTS speaking for success.
Oh, hold on. Let me say that again.
Hello, dear premium listener and welcome into IELTS speaking part two.
Describe an activity you enjoyed before you got cancer.
Do you spend a lot of money?
I'd love to tell you, but it appears someone is messing around with the script.
Who do you usually sleep with?
That's not one of the questions.
Let's think about sport.
Golf. It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Now, we can't say that.
Why not? It's funny because you're talking about balls.
No, it's bad. Or maybe they value the fact that they can do what they want, they can act as they wish.
You know, I want to do this.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to be in the street.
Can I say in the street on this podcast?
Is it OK? You cannot say no, I can't say you cannot say.
You cannot say and you cannot say no.
Yeah, oh, come on. She's Christ, the sensors.
So you see, in our internet culture, coffee is more common.
Oh, and cyber stop.
So you have your elbow that's a joint that helps you move your arm or you have your knee that's a joint that helps you move your leg.
Or you are Snoop Dogg and you have a joint that helps you relax.
Whoo, that's not going in the podcast.
Why do some people like to buy expensive things?
Because they're consumerist pigs.
Possessions. Double S.
Double S. Actually, we have like five S's in this word possessions.
Oh, well, that's a lot of S's.
This is different to endotherms like, oh, we're going to have to delete this whole thing because I've just of the difference between ectothermic and endothermic to delete this.
And also workers who create such products.
They are in danger.
Yes. Like the children who are mining cobalt in the Congo for our smartphones.
Let's dwell on that for a moment, shall we?
As we broadcast this to people on their smartphones.
Really? Oh, OK. What a reflection.
That was like Paris Hilton when she was like, hi, I'm Paris Hilton.
And all of this plastic came from the stomachs of baby turtles.
So sad. Popular topics include fashion, music, religion, and stop.
Yeah, who likes uniforms?
You know, do you like uniforms?
Fascists. That's who likes them.
And remember, you don't put headphones on your head.
Yeah, you don't put sunglasses on your head.
You mean, what did they say?
So there is now when the examiner asks you what you usually do in your free time.
It's better to the hell.
It's better to fucking hell.
You should also be ready.
Now don't be ready to fuck.
Not in your exam. What do people often do with electric devices?
I mean, oh, yeah, I'll tell you what they're going to do.
I'll tell you what they do.
I mean, what don't they do with them?
So golden shower, flower.
Sorry, people from the plant.
How do you pronounce?
We can't include that.
Oh, my fucking god.
No, it's it's according to Wikipedia, golden shower or flower.
We can't include my reaction to that.
Wow. That's fucking mental.
OK, we can't include that because I've said the word.
I deliberately, I deliberately picked that in the vain hope that you would notice.
Well done. You have fallen into my trepuria.
Oh, by the way, I'm a photographer, so I often go to this studio and take photos of naked people.
Do they say naked? I don't know.
It depends on what you're taking pictures of them for.
Nude models, perhaps.
Look at us talking about nudity as if any of that's going in the podcast.
Especially not now that I've said.
How many hours a day do you usually sleep at night?
What kind of question is this?
How many hours a day do you usually sleep at night?
Well, considering there's no night in the day, zero.
Do you mean this question should be rephrased?
Shouldn't I only just heard it there?
And I was like, that doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, because I compare like Obama's communication skills and my communication skills, OK?
I am not sure I can speak.
Publicly like Obama compare Obama's communication skills to Joe Biden's.
Let's see if that makes it into the podcast.
If you want to see real wild animals, you should just go to where our government sits.
In London, we have we have our own government in Edinburgh.
So on savory reputation, on savory social practices.
Stop. Anyway, what are you talking about?
If only there was some sort of process by which we could remove the current government and install something that was more effective.
I wonder what that would look like.
I wonder what kind of word we would use to describe that situation.
It starts with R and ends with.
But we wish you a super happy new year.
Merry Christmas. OK, dear listener, sending you hugs and love.
And thank you so much for being our listener.
We love you. We hug you.
Wow. Wow. Wow. And we'll see you in twenty twenty five for more band nine vocabulary and grammar.
Gorgeous grammar for your high school, your band nine school.
