Come on, buddy.
Kick it, kick it.
Don't let him kick it.
Come on, coach.
You got to take the kid out.
You want to take him out?
How about I take you out?
Honey, honey.
Why don't you worry about your son?
He spent the first half with his hand in his pants.
No.
Yes.
You'll be the wind in his back, not the spit in his face.
What?
Something my mom always says.
He's gorgeous in Spanish.
How do you say in English?
Helicopter.
I'm so sorry.
You don't say sorry anymore.
That word means nothing in your mouth.
The poncho by itself is fine.
The poncho plus the flute plus the stupid dance.
My son will die a virgin.
Oh, no, it's okay, Gloria.
No, it's okay, everybody.
I'm insured.
No, it's all right, everybody.
Gloria, I think it's drivable.
Why would I sacrifice my queen for your ponje, huh?
Huh?
Stop.
Damn it!
Listen, I lose and I burn this house down.
Two moves and then... ¿Qué pasó?
¿Qué pasó?
¿Qué pasó?
Ma'am.
Jane.
Ma'am.
Ma'am.
Step this way, please.
Son.
No pushing.
Step this way.
Jane.
Yes.
Men are all animals.
If you're done with church, just say it.
I'm done with church.
Just say that.
You're gonna spend eternity together.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on!
Jay!
Jay!
Jay!
Jay!
Jay!
Jay!
What the hell is this?
I told you, Jay.
I called your secretary and told her to order you a box of baby cheeses.
Okay, enough!
You try speaking in another language.
Everybody, out of my house!
That's it!
I knew it!
Mind is scattered, Gloria.
Your mind is gonna be scattered.
Manny, hand me the gun!
Put them down and walk away.
You know, Gloria... Okay, good.
Five, six, I serve, huh?
I will never forget you, Jake!
Everybody back to work.
Gloria, Gus is a symbol.
A sex symbol.
No, Jake!
What are you ringing the bell for?
Why you let me go?
No, don't you dare.
Right.
Don't you dare!
Right!
No, stop it!
No!
I said right!
No, no!
Right!
I will never do that to you.
Ay, ay, why the whoosh?
What is, what is the email?
It's ended!
Ay, make her come back.
Please come back.
Yes.
That won't even say it!
Not this, honey, I'm sorry.
Jay, what are you doing?
Are you crazy?
Ay, se me va a romper la media, oye!
Just call me and dance up the morning air.
Touch my cheeks before you leave me, baby.
If you give me a message this tiny, I kill you.
How stupid are you?
You tell me that you're seeing an old girlfriend and I... Kill me, I... Do everything wrong.
No, no woman is okay with this.
We don't forget.
We wait.
And then when you least expect it, we make you pay. i have 29 cousins and i know them all rosa marina gloria maria veronica mariana jose you know gloria um cam and i were talking about what would happen to lily if anything were ever to happen to us and we were thinking oh my god ccc i take her she said it i didn't say herrings i said herrings he's not very good I curse my tongue!
We're in!
Brilliant!
We're going to be rich!
This is the face that I fell in love with.
Not this face.
This one.
Love!
My... That stupid dog next door!
Jay!
Jay!
Jay!
I got it.
Is this a sexy phone?
Happy birthday!