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Easy English expression rehashed.
Hello, everybody.
My name is Coach Shane, and welcome to Easy English Expressions.
Come on, let's master English.
Coach Shane here.
How you doing?
It's Wednesday, hump day.
I'm looking at this week's expressions.
They're so good.
I mean, these are really, we've got a lot of idioms here, and they're so good.
Today, we start with a wonderful idiom.
Yesterday, we had it'll never fly, right?
Today, more flying.
You're going to love it.
It's a really wonderful – this week is great, everybody.
It's gold.
I'm telling you.
It is gold.
Enjoy today's expression number 284.
Let's go back in time.
Today, another great expression, and it is related to yesterday.
It will never fly.
It will not be successful.
It's not going to happen.
It'll never fly.
That's what we studied yesterday.
Today, a similar expression, when pigs fly.
What you want will happen when pigs fly.
Coach Shane, you want to be a Hollywood star?
That's great.
It will happen when pigs fly.
Coach Shane, you want to be the president of the United States?
Excellent.
Go for it.
And it will happen when pigs fly.
Everybody knows what a pig is, right?
Yeah, they're the animal...
Some people think they're cute.
Some people think they're dirty.
Some people think they're delicious.
I don't know.
Everybody has an opinion about a pig.
But one thing is for sure, do pigs fly?
No.
They don't have wings.
They don't have a pilot's license.
No, pigs do not fly.
Pigs can be flown.
They can be put on a plane and flown, but by themselves, pigs cannot fly.
Birds can fly.
Insects can fly.
Pigs cannot fly.
So will Shane become a Hollywood movie star?
Yes.
Will Shane become the president of the United States?
Yes.
When?
When pigs fly.
We'll be waiting.
A very long time for that day.
Check out the dialogue.
Aren't you studying for the math test?
I'm pretty confident.
But you skipped most of the classes.
I'll be fine.
Yeah, when pigs fly.
Some people are just too confident.
They think everything they want is going to happen.
Well, sometimes they're right, but sometimes things don't happen the way you want, because you don't work hard if you want something to happen.
You got to work for it.
Sometimes you get lucky, but hey, the longer you live, the more you know you have to work for it.
If you never work for anything but you still expect things to happen well, they'll happen eventually.
When pigs fly in a long, long time in the future, maybe a billion years, maybe five billion years, maybe a trillion years later, but they're not going to happen in our lifetime.
When pigs fly, it's a funny expression.
Check out the dialogue two more times.
Think of an example.
Search on Google.
See how other people use this great expression.
Aren't you studying for the math test?
I'm pretty confident.
But you skipped most of the classes.
I'll be fine.
Yeah, when pigs fly.
Aren't you studying for the math test?
I'm pretty confident.
But you skipped most of the classes.
I'll be fine.
Yeah. when pigs fly.
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