Welcome back to The Tonight Show.
It is time to play darts of insanity.
This is darts of insanity, a game of skill, strategy, and what some would call moral depravity.
Now let's meet our three contestants.
Come on over.
I see you.
How are you?
Nice to see you.
Pleasure.
Thanks for being here.
Contestant number one, what is your name and where are you from?
My name is Joey B., and I'm from Hazlitt, New Jersey.
Hey, Joey B. Thank you, buddy.
Jersey in the house.
Contestant number two, what's your name?
Where are you from?
I'm Drew from Maryland.
Hey, Drew from Maryland.
Contestant number three.
Hey, I'm Ethan and I'm from Florida.
Okay.
Alright, here's how the game works.
Over here is the dartboard of insanity.
When it's your turn, you're gonna grab this official Tonight Show Insano Blaster 3000, okay?
It's gonna launch a rubber dart at the board.
The board will quickly flash between various stunts that you may be subjected to, each of which carries a specific point value.
For instance, we have...
Pickle Tickle for three points.
Fire Ants in Your Pants for six points.
Or the dreaded Chili Out for 12 points.
That's where you have to strip down to your underwear.
Sit in a bathtub filled with ice cold chili for 30 minutes.
Whatever your dart lands on, that's what you'll have to do, and whoever has the most points at the end of the game will win a check for 100.
You guys ready?
Tester number one, you're up first.
Stand behind the line.
I'm gonna give you the Tonight Show Insano Blaster 3000.
Okay, when you're ready.
Fire when ready.
All right. spin the tail off the donkey.
Higgins, tell them what they just got.
Well Jimmy, tonight's contestants get to put on this adult-sized donkey costume and dance dance, dance until the tails fall off.
If they can spin the tail off the donkey, they get ten points.
Jimmy?
Thank you, Higgins.
Let's get you in this donkey costume first.
All right.
Okay?
I can help you out if you want to there.
Here we go.
And now, yeah, when we start this... Yep, perfect.
Just going to have a couple.
Yeah, it's pretty easy.
I think you're in the same leg, dude.
Yep, yep.
Jeez, watch that wooden thing.
Yep, yep.
It's close enough.
This isn't even part of the contest yet.
The easy part.
Yep.
All right.
You're standing on it still.
Jump up.
Yep.
Jump up.
Maybe lay.
Can you lay down?
Just lay down for a second.
Lay down.
I'll... There we go.
That's right.
Oh, my God.
That's right.
Don't worry about it.
We got this.
We got this.
Alright, there we go.
Thank God.
Alright, thank you.
Now... There we go.
I just heard from the judges we're gonna give you two bonus points.
Alright.
All right, now, here you go.
All you have to do is get that donkey tail to fall off, okay, by dancing, okay?
But you cannot use your hands.
Only butt shakes and body gyrations.
You want to turn around and show everyone what you got.
Let's get in position.
Let's see that tail.
15 seconds on the clock.
Ready, set, spin that tail!
Not bad.
Not bad.
Close.
Shake it.
Shake your booty.
Shake it.
Shake.
You got five seconds.
Shake them up.
Almost.
Almost.
Shake it, shake it, shake it.
Come on.
Don't... Ah!
Time's up.
Unfortunately, it didn't come up.
Can we see that in slow motion?
I think you'll like this.
Yeah, there you go.
Look at us.
We're both doing good.
Yeah, we're both dancing to it.
Ah, you came close, buddy.
Sorry the tail did not fall off.
Good try.
You can stand over there.
Ah, that was close.
All right, let's meet contestant number two and get ready to go here.
Contestant number two, you are up.
Now, if you want to hit the board, you want to land on something worth a lot of points.
You got your mind on anything in general.
Whatever I can hit.
Whatever you can hit.
We'll see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How about, like, Pickle Tickle?
You ever... I'm a little concerned about that one, but we'll see.
Did you see any other things come up on the board, like spooning with Sebastian?
Did you see them?
Yeah, that might pop up there.
You never know.
Hey, why not, man?
Good luck.
Good luck to you.
Here you go.
I'm going to give you the Tonight Show Insano Blaster 3000.
Be careful with this, because it sticks to any darts of insanity television or whatever that is.
Now, let's start the board of insanity, and you may fire when ready.
Ooh, you fish kiss.
Not bad.
12 points.
He can tell what has to happen here.
Well Jimmy, tonight's lucky contestant gets to pick a fish from our wall of fish and give it a kiss.
But be careful.
Some of the fish like to bite.
If they can kiss a fish without getting bit, they'll get 12 points.
Jimmy?
Alright, I think you'll be good at this.
As you can see, there are six fish here on the wall, okay?
Okay, now three of them are kissing fish.
Three of them bite.
Your job is to pick a fish, look it in the eyes and say, you're my fish charming.
Then lean in.
Then lean in there and give it a kiss and hope you don't get bit.
Ruth, can we help us set the mood here?
Pick anyone.
Sure, make sure you don't get bit.
Could be anyone.
Could be anyone.
There you go.
Three.
Here we go.
You're my fish, Charmin.
There you go, bud.
Give it a kiss.
Oh!
You got bit.
Get over here.
Sorry, pal.
So sorry about that.
You got bit.
You got bit.
I'm sorry.
But you are in luck, because we're gonna give you one more chance to find that kissing fish.
If you do, we're gonna double your points.
That's 24 points.
So whenever you're ready...
You know it's not that one.
Just say, you're my fish, Charmin, then go ahead and kiss that fish.
And good luck.
You're my fish, Charmin.
That one started biting before he even kissed in there.
I'm so sorry.
Thanks for your claim.
Wait a sec.
My producers are telling me they're going to give you one last opportunity to kiss another fish.
Congratulations.
This never happens.
You should see the look on your face.
You're so excited.
But there are four fish left.
Three will kiss you, of course, and only one will bite.
Those are pretty good odds.
You feeling lucky?
Alright.
Whenever you're ready, lean in and kiss the fish, you think.
Ooh.
Any guesses?
Six.
All right, here we go.
You're my fish, Charmin.
Oh!
Sorry, buddy.
You got bit again.
Sorry about that.
You got zero points?
Thank you for planning a stint over there.
Sorry about that.
You guys are the worst.
Bad, bad, bad job.
All right.
Down to our last contestant.
Nice to see you.
It's all down to you.
You need to land on something worth more than zero points.
You excited?
Sure.
All right.
Good luck.
Initiate the dartboard of insanity.
Here's the Tonight Show in Santa Blaster 3000.
Go for it, bud.
Ooh, you've done this before.
No.
Ooh.
You got Lip Sync Leap Forward.
Fantastic.
All right.
Higgins, tell them what he has to do.
Well Jimmy, tonight's contestant has to put on this 80s hairband wig and lip sync to the classic Starship song Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now while a Yeti aims a leaf blower in their face.
If they can sustain their lip syncing until the song ends, it's worth 15 points.
Jimmy?
15 points.
Here you go, bud.
Put on this wig from the 80s.
Oh, that's a little, yeah, you can put that on.
Perfect.
These are for safety.
Hi, Yeti.
Nice to see you.
Now, here you go.
Now, you're gonna be singing the lyrics to Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now by Starship.
Is that correct?
And so, no matter what, if you can do this all the way through the chorus, you win the 15 points and the game.
All right, Yeti.
Turn on the leaf blower.
You ready to rock?
Yeah.
Okay.
Go for it.
Play it.
You're almost there!
You're almost there!
Yes, you're almost there!
Yes!
You did it!
You won!
Oh, my gosh!
Wow.
Can you breathe?
You did it!
Oh, my gosh!
You won 15 points!
This means you are the winner!
As our winner, you'll be going home with a check for $100!
Congratulations!
Now, you guys didn't win, but you were good sports, so you'll also be going home with $100.
There you go, everybody.
That is all the time we have for Darts of Insanity.
We'll be right back with Zendaya and Robert Pattinson.
