Damn, son.
Wow.
How long was you thinking about that?
I was thinking that for a long time and it didn't feel good.
It was good.
Did it?
It didn't feel good coming out.
Try again.
Damn, son.
Like a little bit quieter.
Damn, son.
A little bit slower.
Damn, son.
No, I don't like it.
Yeah.
I don't like it.
Damn, son.
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, man.
What's up?
I'm really good.
I see.
Really good.
Thank you for the handshake.
You look nice.
Thank you.
You look nice.
You do method acting.
You do method acting.
Is that right?
You're a method actor?
It's hotter than Satan's toenails and hair.
You're wearing full leather outfit.
So you're wearing a leather jacket and leather trousers.
So yeah, I understand why you'd be hot.
This isn't leather, darling.
This is Prada.
Prada, darling.
Oh.
Rule number one, don't wear leather pants to a date.
Well, maybe you're the one who's making me hot.
Oh, I heard you like to stay in character.
I mean, I'm not a method actor.
Like, what?
Okay, fine.
Well, sometimes you've kept the American accent up even when you go home.
But that was in the beginning, when I was just trying to figure out like that was Franklin you're talking about.
Yeah.
And then, yeah, very quickly my family were like, shut up and talk normal.
Okay, because they just were rolling their eyes when you entered and be like yo mom, what's for dinner?
Exactly.
Exactly.
That's nice.
You've got it.
No, I don't.
You're really good at accents.
Let me hear you talk in an American accent.
No, no, no.
No.
No, no.
How nervous were you for this?
I was really nervous.
I mean, I've been looking forward to being invited to your establishment.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry, carry on.
I just got some ketchup over there.
Sorry.
Carry on.
That's a lot of ketchup.
Also, why is it over the chicken wings and not over the chips?
Why are you commenting on everything?
I mean, if you are going to be mine, then we need to be compatible.
Well, I think we aren't really compatible.
How are we compatible?
Give me three things.
We're both here now.
Mm-hmm.
That's a good start.
Yeah.
Was there a fly?
Yeah.
We both hate flies.
We hate flies.
And we both have earrings.
You know I make jewelry.
I know, you have a fine jewelry line.
So maybe... Do you do engagement rings?
Do you consider yourself like a fashion person?
Yeah, do you not think?
I think.
Yeah, okay.
I was just seeing how do you see yourself?
I'm like extremely fashionable.
Yeah?
I'm like fashionista.
I'm a fashion icon.
I like, ooh.
I'm fashion.
I am fashion.
Personified.
That's actually what I say.
I am fashion.
I like that.
You say I am fashion?
I legit say I am fashion.
Really?
So that's the fourth reason why we're compatible.
Oh my God.
You're just like looking in the mirror and you say I am fashion.
I mean, not in the mirror.
That's nuts.
Oh.
Do you ever talk to yourself in the mirror?
Sometimes. positive affirmations, like, you can do this.
When I'm learning my lines, actors said, like great actors have said in interviews, don't look in the mirror and say your lines.
So I decided to do it.
You don't want to play by the rules?
No, I'm a rebel.
Have you seen the movie?
No, I've not seen the movie.
Are you going to watch it?
Do you want to come with me?
Tonight?
To see the movie?
Yeah, another time.
Another time to see the movie?
Yeah.
Is that what you like doing on your dates, making people watch your own movies?
Maybe.
I'm playing.
What was it like driving super, super fast?
Did you ever feel like a damson in distress?
Do you think you could drive 180 miles per hour?
I don't have a licence.
So you just walk for a living?
Not no.
Or you have a driver.
No, I like getting the tube.
I'm humble.
So I'm not humble?
Well, I'm not saying you're not humble, but I'm saying I am.
I'm saying I'm really humble.
So I'm not humble?
No, I'm not saying you're not humble, but I'm just saying I am.
Why am I not humble?
I'm not saying you're not humble.
I'm saying I'm humble.
Yeah, I know you're humble, but why am I not humble because I don't take the train?
I didn't say you're not humble.
Why are people who don't take the train not humble?
Listen, all you need to know is I'm incredibly humble.
And Lewis Hamilton was one of your mentors on the film.
Producer too.
What did you learn from him?
To drive fast.
He's the coolest guy in the world.
Yeah, he looks it.
Have you been on a date with him?
Absolutely not, he won't reply to me.
So you've got lots of nieces and nephews.
Yeah.
Are you their favourite uncle?
Nope.
Really?
Mm-mm.
Oh, okay.
Of course I'm their favourite uncle.
Oh, right, sorry.
Yeah.
Used to be good at football.
Used to?
Sorry, used to be good at football.
Ask Carlos.
You don't get that joke.
I do get that joke.
Go on, explain the joke.
Getz.
Wow.
The first ever episode of Chicken Shop Day.
Thank you very much.
Wow!
Yes.
Ten years ago.
Shout out to Getz.
All right for a first date.
What do you think this is like?
Go like because, As a first date, what?
What would you rate this out of 10?
What would I rate this date out of 10?
Well, we're still on it.
Okay.
Like, we're still on the date.
Okay, so the date, I would rate this date as definitely 10 out of 10.
So you haven't been on a date in a while?
I rate it.
I rate it out of 10.
It's not finished yet, though.
It's the thing.
Why are we saying what it is mid-date?
I think we need to wait until it's at the end.
You're getting impatient.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, actually.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Can you relax?
I heard you want six kids.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Well, you didn't want to check with me first?
Boo!
Boo!
How many kids do you want?
I love that reaction.
I don't know.
Are there any misconceptions people may have of being a heartthrob?
I'm not a heartthrob.
Really?
Okay, cool.
Okay, next.
Next question.
Have you always been good looking?
Have you always been handsome?
Sorry.
Throb is quite a weird word, isn't it?
If you think about it.
It is a bit weird, isn't it?
It's a bit like throb.
No, don't.
Stop.
Don't say any more.
Stop.
Throb.
Can you stop saying that?
Okay.
How many times have you been rejected?
You've never been rejected?
What's a rejection, though?
Like, no, I don't want to go on a date with you.
No.
Wow, okay, cool.
That's fun.
That's fun for you.
You're quite good at impersonations.
You're quite good at impersonations.
That was horrible.
That was good.
That was good.
Do you have a favourite impersonation to do?
Do you have a favourite impersonation to do?
No.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Your teeth are pretty perfect though.
Yeah, I am pretty perfect in general.
I feel that.
Bars.
So remember back when you said you were humble?
You keep a picture of Denzel Washington in your dressing room.
No, who said that?
Do you not?
Where do you get these rooms from?
You don't keep a picture of Denzel Washington in your dressing room?
No, sir.
Madam.
Miss.
Are you sure you don't keep a picture of Denzel Washington in your dressing room?
Why would I?
I mean, where is the dressing room?
I don't know.
I'm free to meet your mum.
Yeah?
Do you think she'd like me?
Yeah.
Can you cook Nigerian food?
Absolutely not.
No.
We can teach you.
I can barely cook.
You can't cook anything?
I've had scrambled eggs today.
I love scrambled eggs.
Same.
Is that your favourite kind of egg?
Mm-hmm.
I love eggs.
Is there a character that you would love to play?
Your boyfriend.
Thank you.
