WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
Tariq AND I ARE HANGING OUT WITH THE STARS OF THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE, CHRIS PRATT AND CHARLIE DAY.
WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A NEW GAME CALLED NO IT'S AND'S OR UM'S.
HERE WE GO.
Here's how it works.
We're gonna split into two teams, me and Chris, and Charlie and Tariq.
We're gonna take turns drawing clues from the pile of cards right there and try to get our partner to guess as many as they can in 30 seconds.
But here's the catch.
There will be certain words you can't say.
For this round, you can't say the word, um.
Okay?
Can you say, uh?
No.
Yeah.
But it might sound like, um.
You might get hit.
And if you do, if you say um, your opponents will forcefully bop you over the head with an inflatable bat.
Okay?
Whichever team gets the most points at the end of two rounds wins, while the losers get slapped in the face with giant hands of retribution.
Chris, you and I will go first.
Let's get into position.
Tariq over here.
Just get ready.
Alternating?
Alternating?
We just can't say, um.
We just can't say that word once we start playing.
Can't say what?
Yeah.
I should also mention, in accordance with the game rules, you cannot give one-word clues.
You just got to give it.
You got to keep talking.
Okay, gotcha.
And what?
You cannot say... Okay, here we go.
I will start.
Ready?
What do you mean, that?
No, I just hadn't said hello.
I don't know what that is.
I'm going to crack this.
Here we go. grows out of the springtime, May showers, or sorry, whatever showers bring.
Maypoles.
May... Flowers.
Yeah.
There you go, sir.
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes.
Oh, yeah, nice.
Sorry.
Hey.
Hey.
I got you with that one.
I keep saying, I'm sorry.
Like, hey.
God, I couldn't hear.
My ears are ringing.
Last one.
Smacked the hell out of me on that last one.
My gosh.
Oh, man.
Dude.
You're gonna be so good.
You better be happy you did that.
Alright, we got two words.
That's pretty good.
You got to beat the record of two.
Oh, that's nice.
Now remember, I didn't hit you.
I didn't say it.
That's pretty nice right there.
All right.
Remember, you can't say, um.
Sorry.
Rules are rules.
You're right.
Tariq, why don't you start?
Okay.
What you do with a basketball when your hand actually touches the hoop because you... Dunk it.
But what's the formal... Slam dunk.
You did.
You did.
I heard it.
A finger... A...
Mexican food you hold in your hand.
Taco.
Did you get me?
No, I didn't.
Oh, come on.
Go ahead.
There we go.
Jimmy Fallon's high school haircut.
A mullet.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Okay, here we go.
You got three words.
So the score is three to two.
Not bad.
Now we're on to round two.
This is the last round, okay?
And for this one, we can't say it's, ands, or ums.
All right, let's get into it.
We're gonna swap.
Oh, boy.
Why are you gripping out there, by the way?
No grip down low.
-"I want more momentum."
-"I'm gonna knock my toupee off."
-...squeezing the hair out of it.
Oh, my gosh.
Alright, I don't know why I'm gonna say it.
I have to start.
Uh...
Blow up a balloon.
Thank you.
I like to eat a... Sandwich.
At the baseball game.
Hot dog.
Not a chair, but a... No, no, no.
I said... Bean bag.
Table.
Couch.
Yes.
I said, uh, not uh.
This is... Ah!
Oh, he didn't... Mario has one of those.
Play it back.
Do we get mustache?
We got that, right?
Yeah, thank you.
All right.
This is awesome.
I love this game, man.
The greatest thing that ever happened.
Yeah.
Well, we got three right there, so the score is 6-2.
Three.
That really had an impact.
I had to dent the table there.
My arm hurts.
Okay, here we go.
You guys are up.
Tariq, you'll start.
Remember, it's no its, ands, or ums.
Copy that.
Okay.
Go for it.
What do you use to hit a nail?
Hammer vinegar.
This is where people party.
They go to Florida and party there in Miami, Fort Lauderdale.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
This is the time of year that they go down there ring break.
You got it I can see He couldn't wait to get you.
A leprechaun.
That was a flimsy.
I could see a leprechaun.
-"I can see a leprechaun!"
-"I put too much force in off the bat."
-"You broke the bat!"
-"I broke the bat.
It was like a flimsy sound."
-"Here's a leprechaun?
Come on, man."
-"All right, here we go.
That means the final score is 6-5.
We won."
-"Oh!"
-"That's the final score?
I lost!"
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
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Let's go!
Let's go!
My thanks to Chris Pratt, Charlie Day, Tariq Trotter.
Here's the slap.
Good luck, everybody.
One, two, three.
More tonight show after the break.
Stick around, everybody.
