Hello.
After all her adventures, Alice has finally found the beautiful garden she's been looking for all this time.
It's full of beautiful white roses.
Alice wandered through the flowers until she saw a gardener.
He was doing something very strange.
Oh no!
Why are you painting the roses red?
The queen, she wants red roses, and I put white roses in by mistake.
If the queen finds them, she'll cut my head off.
Oh no, here comes the queen.
The gardener threw himself to the ground and lay with his face down.
A line of soldiers and courtiers came marching into the rose garden.
They didn't look like people at all.
They looked exactly like playing cards.
Their bodies were square and flat, with their heads at the top and their hands and feet in the four corners.
First came a group of ten soldiers who were decorated with black clubs.
Then came ten of the queen's servants who were covered in red diamonds.
Then came all the princes and princesses wearing red hearts.
The knave of hearts was carrying a crown on a cushion.
And last of all came the king and queen of hearts.
When they got to Alice, everybody stopped.
The queen looked at Alice.
Who is this?
I'm Alice, your majesty.
Can you play croquet?
Yes.
Come on then.
Everyone get to your places.
Am I in the right place?
I'm over here.
Everyone began running in different directions until they got into place and the game began.
It was a very curious game.
Everything seemed to be alive.
The balls were hedgehogs and the croquet mallets were flamingos.
All the playing card soldiers bent over so they looked like arches.
The players had to catch the flamingos first, which wasn't easy because they kept flying away.
When the flamingos were caught, each player held their flamingo tightly under one arm, with the long neck and head hanging down to the ground.
Then the hedgehogs curled up into spiky balls and the players used the flamingos' heads to hit the hedgehogs so that they rolled through the playing card.
Soldier arches.
Oh, jolly, jolly, good shot!
It must be my turn now.
Very good, good shot.
Very nicely played.
Very nicely played.
It's your turn again.
Very good, very good.
What a curious game.
I suppose I should play.
It was a very curious game.
There didn't seem to be any rules.
Everyone played at the same time and the hedgehogs kept running away.
Alice took a flamingo and tried to hit a hedgehog with it, but the flamingo moved its head and she missed.
Soon, the players began arguing and fighting for the hedgehogs, and the Queen went around stumping her feet and shouting at everyone.
Off with your head!
I think you'll find that... Not with her head!
How will I get out of here?
As Alice was looking around for a way to escape, suddenly the Cheshire Cat appeared in the air.
He wasn't sitting on anything.
He was just floating.
Are you enjoying the croquet?
No.
I don't think they play fairly at all.
Everyone is arguing and there aren't any rules.
How do you like the Queen?
Not at all.
I suppose I should try to play or she might cut off my head.
Alice went to find her hedgehog.
She found it having a fight with another one.
While she was trying to pull the two animals apart, her flamingo flew away.
Oh dear, I'm not doing very well at this game.
What will the Queen think?
Alice was right to worry.
Most of the other players had made the Queen angry for one reason or another, and the soldiers took them away one by one.
Soon, there were only the King, the Queen and Alice left in the game.
The Queen turned to Alice.
You!
You!
Come here.
Who were you talking to?
If you please, Your Majesty.
The trial is starting.
The trial is starting.
The trial?
Oh, good.
I love trials.
Come along.
Alice had no choice but to follow the Queen.
We'll leave her there for now.
Next time I'll tell you all about the knave of hearts, the stolen jam tarts and what happened when Alice met the hatter, the cook and the white rabbit again.
Goodbye.
