Caroline Channing?
Jeffrey!
Surprised to see me working here?
Well, I got fired from that other store, whose name I will never mention again after last year's cigarette butt incident.
I'm so sorry.
I had no idea those menthol slim 100s were yours.
I just thought so many butts on the ground outside the store was gross, so I said something.
Well, that one comment from the great Caroline Channing about those butts fired my little butt.
You'd be happy to know that I quit smoking after you got me fired.
Couldn't afford it.
I also couldn't afford my gym membership, which is why my fired little butt got massive, why no one wanted to date me and why I spent gay pride alone.
Fortunately, I wound up working here.
Yeah, it all worked out.
Your butt looks tight.
It's halfway there.
So I got the price on the ring.
You're buying a ring?
A tat ring?
Actually, I'm returning.
Oh.
Can I see the receipt?
As manager of the jewelry department, I couldn't possibly return a ring that you bought at least three years ago without a receipt.
You wouldn't want me to lose my job again, would you?
I got this, Donna.
And so sorry to hear about your father being a criminal and you being penniless and all that ugliness.
But it is kind of karma.
You are where you are now, and I'm back on top.
Look, Jeffrey, I know we just met, but there's no way you're a top.
Now what are we going to do?
We should hunt down that super fake jealous lady who hates you.
Maybe she'll buy one.
Max, that's brilliant.
If anybody's gonna buy a tat ring, they're already in this store.
We can have a pop-up sale.
A pop-up sale?
You don't know what a pop-up sale is?
You didn't know what a pilot light was.
It's the new trend.
Many stores pop up and sell stuff, then they're gone.
That's not a new trend.
Drug dealers have been doing that for years.
One, two, three, four, five... What are you doing, beautiful mind?
I'm mentally scanning the layout of the store for security cameras.
I knew coming here and not going to parks as a child would pay off.
Okay, there's only one place we could pull it off where there are no cameras.
Where?
Pop-up sale in the ladies' room.
That's right, ma'am!
I said pop-up sale in the ladies' room.
I don't do improv.
So, did we sell the ring yet?
Those women weren't our target customers.
We're looking for a very specific type.
Too much style and money to burn.
I'll take you in two at a time.
Let me go check with my associate, and I'll be right back for Adin and Lou Blubla.
Such a good memory.
Hard to forget such beautiful names.
Ready?
We have a pooper in stall two.
Who shops and plops?
I mean, really?
Trust me, I smell the match.
Classic shop and plop cover-up.
Where are the two Kit Kats we got from the vending machine?
I told you I was hungry.
Arabic women expect a gift when they buy something.
Well, stall number two will probably supply a little present.
Hi, are you here for the pop-up sale?
No, I just have to pee.
Oh, jeez.
Come on, don't waste my time.
One stall's open.
In-N-Out, running a business.
That woman pushed ahead of us.
Do not sell her my tat ring.
It's fine.
You're here to pick up.
She's here to drop off.
Open the shop.
We're a good team.
You set them up, I knock them down.
Why is Daniel out?
I don't know.
It just is.
Are you here for the pop-up sale?
A pop-up sale in the bathroom?
Sewing.
Sewing?
Caroline?
Jen, Robin.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Excuse me.
When will pop-up sale start?
We have lunch reservations for five at Four Seasons at 3.
Why are you asking me?
You two are doing pop-up sale, no?
No.
I have nothing to do with this.
Pop-up sale in the bathroom?
So lame.
So lame.
So lame.
So lame.
Come to lunch with us.
Oh, I've already eaten.
Archie, we are not taking no for an answer.
They're not taking no for an answer.
Sell the ring.
Where is she going?
I thought you two were a team.
Apparently not.
