Welcome back to the show.
Welcome back to New York City.
I always love having you here.
Thanks for coming through.
Well, thank you.
Thank you for having me.
I want to talk about this.
Your tour, Little Miss Drama, selling out crazy.
This is your first headlining tour.
Yes.
Sold out.
Madison Square Garden tomorrow and Thursday.
Sold out!
Sold out!
You can't get a ticket!
You can't get a ticket!
You can't get a ticket!
You can't get a ticket.
No.
But you're from New York.
How does that feel to sell at Madison Square Garden?
You know it's really exciting but like today, I've been very annoyed because it's like everybody wants tickets 40 people from my mom's side, 30 people from my dad's side, all my friends, friends from high school, friends from the projects, friends from the Bronx, friends from Brooklyn.
It's just I'm so overwhelmed.
Yeah, of course.
Yes.
What can people expect from this tour?
Fun.
Yeah.
Yeah, I make sure that it's like a party.
At a party?
Yes.
Like, if I could get free liquor out, I would, but... So you have to make money somehow.
I have to make some of the money back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But during the concert, you fly over the crowd at one point.
Yes.
Now, we've discussed this.
You have a fear of heights.
Yeah.
But, Bacardi, why are you doing this?
For the plot.
For the what?
For the plot.
Wow.
Yeah.
For the plot.
So you're doing it for the plot because you think, this is it.
I'm going to just do it.
And what is your mindset?
Is your eyes closed?
Yeah, I'll be like, oh, my God, this is going to gag.
It's going to gag them.
You just have to do it.
You just got to always be over the top, even if that means risking your own life.
Come on, now!
That's what I'm talking about.
Last time you were here and graced us with your presence, it was the day that your album, The Drama, came out and it became the fastest album ever to go platinum, and it was your second number-one album.
Cardi B, come on now!
That's what I'm talking about.
Uh, you've been making music now for a decade or over a decade.
Is there any advice that you would give to yourself when you were first starting out?
Now that you know,
Like, I would tell myself, why are you arguing with people on Twitter?
Why are you doing that, girl?
Why?
I don't know, but it was fun.
Yeah, you did it.
I had a good time.
And now you learned that you don't do that anymore.
Not as much.
I reduced the time.
Yeah, just a quick little argument to leave.
Yeah, like, before, I would, like, argue for, like, 13 hours.
Wow, that's a lot of time.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, and you don't need that.
Yeah.
No, you don't need anything.
You're doing great.
Yeah, don't get in those arguments.
But now look at what you're doing.
Look at Grow Good.
This is your new haircare line.
Congratulations on this.
Thank you.
You need to grow some hair?
Yeah.
I need to grow some hair.
Yeah, you want me to grow?
Well, this is... You there.
You know what I'm saying?
You still got some.
You know what I'm saying?
You haven't reached that limit.
Thank you.
Because, you know, men, out of nowhere, that's when they start, like, getting, you know, the B-word.
Mm.
The B word.
Yeah.
I don't have any spots.
I have a full head of hair.
I think I'm just going to go.
I don't even, like, I have a little grayish here and there.
I'm going to go.
Me, too.
I got, like, seven gray hairs.
Yeah, I can count them all.
Somewhere.
I have them all.
But I think I'm going to go full just white at one point.
Like superhero.
Just wait a little bit.
You know what I'm saying?
Wait a little?
Yeah, because, like, why do you want to look older so quickly?
Like, why?
Why do you want to look older so quickly?
That's true.
I don't know.
Why would you want to do that?
But I also don't want to look that young, either.
No, but you want to look hot.
You're in your hot boy era.
And?
Yeah.
You're not saying anything.
I will use Grow Good, by the way.
And if I do, I will have hair that's booty-length certified.
Yeah.
I wonder how you would look with booty length certified hair.
You ever had long hair before?
No, I had long hair once.
It was terrible.
I always thought I look cool, but then I see my face.
My face doesn't fit that.
No?
No.
But I like a good, healthy hair.
I got a perm once.
Yeah, but you probably look like a sexy Italian with a little ponytail.
A little ponytail?
Yeah.
Next time you come out, I'll wear one.
I'll let you judge, see if it's good.
I love your hair, but I love the name, by the way.
Yeah.
Grow good.
Grow good.
Grow your hair good.
Yeah, just grow your hair good.
Yeah.
So you came out with this.
It's actually not even available yet.
It's pre-sale right now.
Yeah, it's pre-sale.
But pre-sale sold out.
Yes, everything is selling out.
Oh, my God.
What is going on?
So now are people calling you and bothering you?
Your family wants to grow good now?
Yes, and it's like, girl, I don't even have one for myself.
Like, I'm running out of my own product.
Yeah, I know.
I think it's because it's my Jesus year.
I'm a believer, yes.
This is your Jesus year?
Yeah, 33.
It is a big year.
Yeah.
33 is a big year.
Yeah, so, you know, like, I believe in Jesus.
Yeah.
And it's like he's blessing me on my Jesus year.
So this is your Jesus year, and you're getting blessed.
That's why you're selling out everywhere.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But you always said, like, you always wanted to, like, do your own hair, Caroline.
I remember, like, online, I've seen you do stuff with, like, avocado in your hair.
Yeah.
There's some here.
It is.
Yeah.
But then I saw you do one.
You put the garlic in your hair?
Oh, so let me tell you something.
Oh, yeah.
Let me tell you something.
This is what I'm saying.
I put garlic, but I put it too raw on my hair.
And for six months straight, every single time I sweat, I smell like a pasta bowl.
It was gross.
Vampires won't bother you.
Well, I am the vampire.
Oh!
But that's hilarious.
So you couldn't do garlic in this?
Yes.
No garlic.
I would never do that again.
No.
I would never ever do it again.
It didn't work out?
No, it didn't work out.
You know, because I'd be doing, like, rice water.
I'd be doing onion water.
But this time, I decided to go raw garlic.
Like, I'm like, you know what?
I don't got time to boil it.
And I was smelling like a chicken Caesar salad for six months straight.
Oh, my God, it was so horrible.
But this smells fantastic.
I know some of these had a little rosemary in it, avocado.
I did my research.
Avocado, aloe, everything, yes.
I love it.
You're a great singer.
You don't have a jingle for this, do you?
Hmm.
For Grow Good?
I haven't made one up yet.
Do you want to make one up now?
Uh, hmm.
Hi.
Grow good hair, grow some hair for your big forehead.
That sounds like something I know.
That sounds like something I know.
I love it.
I'm so happy for you.
I always love when you come by.
Keep crushing it.
Selling out shows.
Don't stop.
Cardi B.
Don't stop.
Her haircare line, Grow Good, goes back on sale April 15th.
And go see Cardi on her Little Miss Drama Tour.
More Tonight Show after the break.
Stick around, everybody.
