I got you vegan chicken nuggets and chips for your lunch.
I heard.
Because I'm not available on the menu yet.
Damn, I was really hoping that it could be you.
My favorite feeling in the world is adrenaline.
I find that going on dates gives me adrenaline.
I actually need to freshen up a bit.
Is this turning you on right now?
Yeah.
It's backwards.
Oh, sorry.
Is this you?
No.
It's you.
No, my boobs aren't that big.
They're pretty small.
Yeah, they are.
They're nice.
Well, I like them.
I actually am happy.
I like them too.
Is smell a big thing for you?
Kind of number one.
Really?
Obviously, personality, right?
God, overrated.
Right.
What about smell?
I can get around it, but I'm definitely like, that's the first thing that I notice.
And I have a very strong nose, so if somebody smells good, I like them more.
I think better smell good than actually just smell of nothing.
What's the worst smell to you?
Urine.
What turns me on?
I don't know.
Passion, dude.
It's all about passion.
What turns you on, though?
Someone thinking I'm funny.
Someone laughing at my jokes.
Yeah, same.
If you make your sibling laugh, you'll just hit the jackpot.
My favorite laugh in the world is my brother's.
I've dated your brother.
I know.
Do you think he's going to be jealous?
Yeah.
What kind of a person is your dream to date?
What do you mean, apart from you?
You don't want to date me.
Why not?
Because you're busy?
Yeah.
What's the difference between a craving and a crush?
What do you think?
A craving seems a bit more intense.
Maybe actually a craving is a better way of describing an intense crush.
An intense crush, right.
So do you usually have cravings or crushes?
I become insane when I have a crush.
Oh, fun.
I get absolutely insane.
Insane in the membrane.
A little bit, yeah.
Most of the time, the people I have a crush on don't have a crush on me back.
Have a crush on you, yeah.
I'm never that... It never really matches up.
No one, when I was growing up, no one I had a crush on ever had a crush on me back.
That I know of.
But it's very...
It's demoralizing.
It's sad.
What about now?
Sorry, that ketchup is very big.
It's very big.
It's very big, isn't it?
It's like suspiciously large.
You have some ocean eyes.
I do.
But I would say you have very flirtatious eyes.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I think it's because they're so big.
Thank you.
What about them do you think?
Just because they're big?
I think it's because they're big, but then they also come with a smile.
And then it sort of adds to this sort of thing that's going on.
It's very mesmerizing, actually.
Thank you.
Your eyes.
You're pretty mesmerizing.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah.
So your glasses, are they real?
No.
Making me nervous.
Really?
No, not really.
I just want to go for that.
If you were an ice cream cone, would you prefer to be licked or bitten?
Wait.
The cone or the ice cream?
Sorry, the ice cream.
Because I don't think you lick the cone.
No.
The ice cream, though.
Yeah, the ice cream.
Licked.
Well, what do we mean?
If I was really actually ice cream?
Yeah, if you were ice cream.
If you were ice cream.
It's not a metaphor.
No, it's not a metaphor.
I think, like, you mostly lick it, but then occasionally a little bite here and there.
Wouldn't hurt anyone.
Wouldn't hurt anyone.
Do you have any advice for dealing with bad guys?
What do you mean?
Villains.
Evil people.
Or just, you know, shitty, shitty guys.
I mean, it depends.
Do we like them?
Do we like them but they're bad?
Or do we hate them and they're bad?
You know what I mean?
Look, to be honest, I just wanted to use your song lyric in the question.
It wasn't meant to be this difficult.
You were just meant to go, I don't know, don't reply to their text.
Okay, but sometimes it's fun to be messing around with the bad.
Yeah, it is, but then it just never works out, does it?
No.
And then you also sort of get, it's quite exhausting.
It's very exhausting.
And then they make you feel like shit.
And sometimes it actually takes a long time to go over that.
I know.
And sometimes that feeling then comes up in your next relationships.
I know.
And then really you'll think well, this guy that I actually only dated for a short amount of time has really just caused me a lot of pain.
So really I don't think the bad guy's just we should not even look them in the eyes.
Well, you just answered your own question.
Thanks.
So, would you ever move to London?
No.
No, yeah.
Well, yeah, sure.
I used to say that I wanted to live here someday.
Okay.
Do you have a favourite ad-lib that you've done on a track?
I really like the ad-libs that I did on a new song of mine called Wildflower.
On the second verse.
Thanks.
And do you always ad-lib when you're recording with, like, every song you're recording?
It's kind of the last step.
Like, I do all the vocals, I do everything, and then I do a bunch of ad-lib tracks and then I choose whatever I like.
But it's all improvised, so everything I use is just, like, made up on the spot.
And then with Shihiro, which is the third song on my album, we kind of finished that song without realizing it, and then months and months went by.
And then we were like basically done with the whole album and I realized that I hadn't done any ad-libs, and so
Last second, I went in there and I added a bunch.
And I'm really glad I did, because some of my favorite parts of the song currently as it is are some of the ad libs that I did that day.
You be crushing on people, huh?
Yeah.
All I do is crush on people.
All I do.
Same.
If you don't have a crush, then what's even the point of living?
I totally agree.
I totally agree.
When I don't have a crush, life feels so empty.
I'm going on a date after this.
Sorry.
What the hell?
I said that in my head.
I didn't mean to say it out loud.
You sure said it out loud.
Yeah.
You're going on a real date after this?
No, this is a real date.
I mean, I'm going... No, I'm seeing a friend.
I'm saying it, actually.
I'm really tired.
And I've got a lot of work to do, so I'm going to be at home on my own.
Now that I've had a date with you, I'm...
Happy than ever.
I'm happy to hear that.
Yeah.
Hope you have fun on your next date.
No, I didn't mean that.
Would you even want to go on another date with me?
Should I go to your date later?
Oh, that would be good.
Surprise.
Surprise.
Surprise.
