Come on, Sheldon, finish him off.
Yeah, it's okay, Sheldon.
I let you down.
I deserve it.
Potion of Zancor.
What are you waiting for?
Who will region from Hell's Arch stab at him?
I can't.
Sure you can.
Do it.
Do it.
No.
I came here to defeat Wil Wheaton, the man who destroyed my dreams.
But I can't defeat Wil Wheaton, the man who loved his Meemaw.
Enchanted Bunny.
No!
I call my Meemaw Nana, and she's going to be very happy to hear that my small rock kills your enchanted bunny.
Game over, moon pie.
I don't understand.
Your grandmother's alive?
You catch on quick.
Come on, Stewie.
Let's get our prize money.
That was fun.
There he is!
That's my favorite superhero, the Retractor!
Come on, don't give him a hard time.
I'm sorry, Cooper.
I retracted.
By the way, Hofstadter, nice job disproving the Chinese theme.
It's not a big deal.
It's a huge deal.
Cooper, maybe physics just isn't your thing.
Have you ever considered a career in wetail?
That way you could take things back for a whiffing.
Okay, Barry, that's enough.
I don't know.
That's okay.
I can fight my own battles.
Isn't that right, Bailey?
Is that a reference to my speech impediment?
That's pretty hurtful.
I can't control it.
You're right.
That was uncalled for.
I take it back.
Of course you do, because you're the Witwachter!
Can I get your opinion on something that happened at work today?
Of course.
Sure.
Okay well, I did something that will either make me look like a lovable goof or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell.
Oh, I'm sure it's lovable.
I'm gonna go with monster.
What do you got?
Well, there's this lady in our office who's retiring, and they were passing around one of those big cards for us to sign.
Okay.
But no one told me.
She was in a horrible car accident over the weekend and what I was signing was not a retirement card but was actually a get-well card.
Oh, I'm liking my odds here.
On the card in the hospital next to the woman who's clinging to life are the words hey Vivian, you deserve this.
Dude!
And at least with you gone, no one will steal my yogurt out of the fridge.
No!
LOL, smiley.
Oh, my God.
P.S.
Good luck wherever you wind up.
Oh.
Why didn't I put money on this?
Hey, that's my agent.
If I got the part, it's still the second best thing I've heard all day.
Hello?
Am I a terrible person?
No, no, it was a mistake.
Am I a terrible person that it crossed my mind that she might die and never see the card?
Now I think you're flirting with the line.
Actually, I'm not on the clock today.
I'm just hanging out with my boyfriend.
Oh, cool.
That's me, right?
I forgot to tell you, I broke up with you and now I'm dating that guy.
I know you're joking, but my flight or flight response doesn't.
Isn't it fight or flight?
Not for me.
Hey, we're doing a big paintball game on Saturday if you two want to join.
Oh, my roommate asked me to help her move out on Saturday.
Oh, that sucks.
Sucks for her.
I'm playing paintball.
I didn't know your roommate was moving out.
Yeah, I've been looking for a new one, but so far, no luck.
You hear that?
She needs a roommate.
What do you think, Stuart?
Flattened.
Flattened.
That was hard to watch.
Unlovable.
That's just the booze talking.
No, it's not.
I haven't had a drink since last night.
You're talking to me.
I am.
And I'm crying for a whole different reason.
So, I guess what I'm saying is, I get where Lucy's coming from.
That's great.
Do you want some wine?
No, water's fine.
Anyhow, I've been thinking about it a lot, and I totally see why Lucy did what she did.
I pushed too hard.
But you know what?
If I back off, maybe give her enough space, maybe there's still a future for us.
The funny thing about life is that you know sometimes something you think is going to be good.
Does he ever shut up?
I brought Amy here to show her some of the work I'm doing.
It's very impressive for theoretical work.
Do I detect a hint of condescension?
I'm sorry, was I being too subtle?
I meant compared to the real-world applications of neurobiology.
Theoretical physics is what's the word I'm looking for.
Hmm, cute.
Are you suggesting the work of a neurobiologist like Babinski could ever rise to the significance of a physicist like Clark, Maxwell or Dirac?
I'm stating it outright.
Babinski eats Duroc for breakfast and defecates Clark Maxwell.
You take that back.
Absolutely not.
My colleagues and I are mapping the neurological substrates that subserve global information processing, which is required for all cognitive reasoning, including scientific inquiry, making my research ipso facto prior in the Ordo Cognoscendi.
That means it's better than his research, and by extension, of course, yours.
I'm sorry, I'm still trying to work on defecating Clark Maxwell.
Excuse me, but a grand unified theory, insofar as it explains everything, will ipso facto explain neurobiology.
Yes, but if I'm successful, I will be able to map and reproduce your thought processes in deriving a grand unified theory and therefore subsume your conclusions under my paradigm.
That's the rankest psychologism.
It was conclusively revealed as hogwash by Gottlieb Frege in the 1890s.
We appear to have reached an impasse.
I agree.
I move our relationship terminate immediately.
Seconded.
There being no objections?
The motion carries.
Good day, Amy Farrah Fowler.
Good day, Sheldon Cooper.
Women, huh?
And live with them can't successfully refute their hypotheses.
Amen to that done, enabling him like this is his spot and and, and the thermostat has to be set to his comfort level, even though he doesn't even live here anymore.
And i'm always chilly.
Is that why you wear a hoodie all the time?
Yes, To accommodate Sheldon.
And what about this thing?
Why is it here?
I'll tell you why.
Because it was here when I moved in, and for no earthly reason, he forbade me to touch it.
Well, if you don't like it, get rid of it.
And put it in the closet.
You know what?
I will.
I bet that's the reason.
Oh, God.
I think someone's following us.
You're being ridiculous.
I'm not being ridiculous.
He's right on my tail.
Don't left here and see if he turns with us.
Well, why is he turning here?
The restaurant's the other way.
No, he uses that traffic app.
Maybe there's an accident.
Oh, so follow him.
Oh, no!
I told you.
It's probably just a coincidence.
Speed up a little.
See if he stays with you.
Well, go faster.
You're losing him.
What is his hurry?
You know what?
Flash your lights.
Let him know it's you.
He's flashing his lights.
What's that mean?
I think he wants us to pull over.
Do not pull over.
I'm not raising this baby alone.
Hang on.
Hey.
What took you guys so long?
We were following Howard, but for some reason he turned off his headlights and went up a one-way street.
I'm telling you, I'm not on drugs.
The government's out to get me.
Ridiculous.
You know, I'm gonna go talk to the maitre d'.
What are you gonna say?
I don't know.
I'm gonna flirt with him.
I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.
I'm still sleeping with you tonight.
See if you can get a table by the window.
Hi there.
What's your name?
Oh, boy, it is crazy in here tonight, huh, Glenn?
Well, you know, Valentine's Day.
Yes.
I bet your girlfriend is super bummed you had to work tonight.
Anyway look, we have been waiting a while and I just think, With all due respect ma'am, there's nothing I can do.
You don't have to call me ma'am.
Okay.
We're basically the same age.
OK.
How old are you?
I'm 21.
How old are you?
Just shut up, Glenn.
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
What?
Why?
Because I'm young.
Let's go.
I have folded your laundry for you.
You're welcome.
That's not mine.
You're saying that these aren't yours?
No.
So you're saying that I'm touching a stranger's underpants?
Yes.
And just like that it's the worst day of my life.
Uh-huh.
