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We all know what that music means.
It's time for the Olympics in Paris.
I'm Matt Rogers and I'm Bowen Yeigh.
And we're doing an Olympics podcast?
Uh yeah.
We're hosting the two guys, Five Rings podcast.
Watch every moment of the 2024 Paris Olympics beginning July 26th on NBC and Peacock.
And for the first time, you can stream the 2024 Paris Games on the I Heart Radio app.
And listen to two guys, five rings on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Hello.
After all her adventures, Alice has finally found the beautiful garden she'd been looking for all this time.
It's full of beautiful white roses.
Alice wandered through the flowers until she saw a gardener.
He was doing something very strange.
Oh no!
Why are you painting the roses red?
The queen, she wants red roses.
And I put white roses in by mistake.
If the queen finds them, she'll cut my head off.
The gardener threw himself to the ground and lay with his face down.
A line of soldiers and courteous came marching into the rose garden.
They didn't look like people at all.
They looked exactly like playing cards.
Their bodies were square and flat with their heads at the top and their hands and feet in the four corners.
First came a group of ten soldiers who were decorated with black clubs.
Then came ten of the queen servants who were covered in red diamonds.
Then came all the princes and princesses wearing red hearts.
The neighbor hearts was carrying a crown on the cushion.
And last of all came the king and queen of hearts.
When they got to Alice, everybody stopped.
The queen looked at Alice.
Who is this?
I'm Alice, your majesty.
Can you play croquet?
Yes?
Come on then.
Everyone get to your places.
I'm out of the right place.
I'm over here.
Everyone, I am over here.
Everyone began running in different directions until they got into place and the game began.
It was a very curious game.
Everything seemed to be alive.
The balls were hedgehogs and the croquet mallets were flamingos.
All the playing cards soldiers bent over so they looked like arches.
The players had to catch the flamingos first, which wasn't easy because they kept flying away.
When the flamingos were caught, each player held their flamingo tightly under one arm
with the long neck and head hanging down to the ground.
Then the hedgehogs curled up into spiky balls
and the players used the flamingos heads to hit the hedgehogs
so that they rolled through the playing card soldier arches.
Oh, Charlie, good job.
No, it must be my turn now.
Very good, good job.
Very nicely played.
Very nicely played.
It's your turn now.
Very good, very good.
What a curious game.
I suppose I should play.
It was a very curious game.
There didn't seem to be any rules.
Everyone played at the same time and the hedgehogs kept running away.
Alice took a flamingo and tried to hit a hedgehog with it
but the flamingo moved its head and she missed.
Soon the players began arguing and fighting for the hedgehogs
and the queen went around stumping her feet and shouting at everyone.
Off with your head.
I think you'll find that.
I think you'll find that.
I think you'll find that.
I think you'll find that.
I think you'll find that.
I think you'll find that.
I think you'll find that.
I will get out of here.
As Alice was looking around for a way to escape,
suddenly the cheshire cat appeared in the air.
He wasn't sitting on anything.
He was just floating.
Are you enjoying the croquet?
No.
I don't think they play fairly at all.
Everyone is arguing and there aren't any rules.
How do you like the queen?
Not at all.
I suppose I should try to play or she might cut off my head.
Alice went to find her hedgehog.
She found it having a fight with another one.
While she was trying to pull the two animals apart,
her flamingo flew away.
Oh dear, I'm not doing very well at this game.
What will the queen think?
Alice was right to worry.
Most of the other players had made the queen angry for one reason or another
and the soldiers took them away one by one.
Soon, they were only the king,
the queen and Alice left in the game.
The queen turned to Alice.
You come here.
Who were you talking to?
If you please, you're a Manchester.
The trial is starting.
The trial is starting.
The trial?
Oh, good.
I love trials.
Come along.
Come.
Alice had no choice but to follow the queen.
We'll leave her there for now.
Next time, I'll tell you all about the name of hearts,
the stolen jam tarts.
And what happened when Alice met the hatter,
the cook and the white rabbit again?
Goodbye.
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We all know what that music means.
It's time for the Olympics in Paris.
I'm Matt Rogers and I'm Bowen Yeigh.
And we're doing an Olympics podcast?
Uh, yeah.
We're hosting the two guys,
Five Rings podcast.
Watch every moment of the 2024 Paris Olympics beginning July 26th on NBC and Peacock.
And for the first time, you can stream the 2024 Paris Games on the I Heart Radio app.
And listen to two guys, five rings on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
