Here we are again, back.
This feels like a toxic relationship.
Hi.
What's up?
Do you have a fish back there?
Do I have a what?
A fish.
I do, they're dead.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What happened to them?
I put a bed of fish in the tank and they all died.
Like it ate the rest?
Yes, ma'am.
I did do that.
On purpose?
Hell no.
I didn't know that was gonna go out like that.
Did you see it go down?
I was, like, seeing it, and I was like, damn, that s*** is tough.
And I took the betta fish out the fing tank and put them in a different tank, but it was too late.
Rest in peace.
How's your day?
Another day, another dollar.
Isn't that what they say?
Yep, that's what they say.
They say go on Omae TV at night, before bed, night routine.
Or Omegle.
Used to be Omegle.
Yeah.
Rest in peace.
Yep.
Addison Rae's new song came out.
Have you guys listened to it yet?
No.
I don't listen to people that do weird stuff on the internet.
That's good.
What?
Morning Omegle.
I'm being dead.
It's been for a while.
I know, but grieving takes time.
Yeah, that's true.
You look famous.
You look famous.
What's your name?
Sydney.
I literally watch your YouTube.
No, I literally do.
Wait, this is, like, actually insane.
Wait, I'm, like, actually so shocked right now.
Finally, some girls.
I feel comforted, like, to be with the girls right now.
Okay, I love you so much, actually.
Love you, bye.
Have so much fun.
Be safe.
Thank you, you guys, too.
Be safe on here.
What the f***?
I know you.
From where?
You don't remember?
Oh, I do remember.
Do you really?
Yeah, you say first, though.
Kindergarten?
Middle school?
I'm way too old for you.
I can't even see you, but I just know.
See you at 8?
Can you even drive?
When... Where have you been?
Yeah!
So, question.
Uh-huh.
Like, it's more like advice.
Okay.
Can I ask you?
Yo, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
Okay.
What's going on?
I'm just gonna cut to the chase.
Long story short, I was supposed to try for my school's dance team.
My teacher said I'm super bad, like, don't embarrass yourself, but should I do it anyways?
Yes, do it.
Because, listen, you're never gonna, like, if you don't do it, you'll never know if you made it in.
You know what I'm saying?
You gotta work hard.
You don't suck.
Trust me.
You haven't seen it, though.
But I can guess.
You look fine at it, so you're probably good at it.
Okay, thanks.
Truth or dare?
Truth.
Uh, where are you from?
I'm from Minnesota.
Oh, I guess that was too boring.
Yo, Sprite or Dr. Peppering?
Poppy.
Poppy?
Dr. Pepper.
Okay, this is Dr. Pepper, and then the other one's Sprite.
You have to be a part of it.
You know, one person, they've never tried Dr. Pepper in their life, man.
That should be illegal.
Exactly.
Thank you for your vote will matter, and thank you for your service.
Is that a cat?
It's a rabbit.
What's its name?
Her name is Queen Halsey von Worthington Shire Ogden I.
Do you have a nickname?
She's royalty.
She deserves the full name.
Wow.
Maybe I should get a rabbit.
You should.
Absolutely.
Everybody should own a rabbit.
My hamster just died yesterday.
So it's actually a good, not replacement, but.
Can't say replacement for dead pets.
It's too f***ed up.
How did your hamster die?
Because they never die in like normal ways.
How did it die?
I was making pizza.
I left the oven open and it ran in to the oven.
It jumped in.
Hold on, I'm not Catholic, but... Rest in peace, Firecracker.
Firecracker?
It's still kind of a badass name, I mean.
Do you want to say a few words?
Yeah, um, Firecracker, I'm so sorry for leaving that oven door open.
That was negligent, and at least you were cremated how you wanted.
You are like the best hamster owner ever.
Good for you.
I like that you're taking ownership of the mistake here.
That was really good.
That was a lot.
That was a big movement for you.
You know anyway, you should subscribe to my only fans.
Wow, i gotta go.
Hello hi, how you doing?
I'm all right.
What am i doing with my life?
I'm right there with you.
Bro, why are you wearing sunglasses inside?
Because that's just, that's the hip youth, that's the way he rolls, Okay.
Hello Sydney.
Hi.
Where you from?
This feels like an interview.
What do you want me to ask you bro?
You gotta let me know each other.
How was your day?
My day was scale of one to ten.
It was an eight, and then I dropped my coffee off my balcony and it went into someone's hair, so then it became a three.
What she said to you?
She just asked if it was oat milk or not because she's vegan.
Like crazy.
You're very beautiful.
Thank you.
What are you doing on this app?
I'm on here because this is my favorite part of the day.
Bro, you're too beautiful.
You need to go out and find you a man.
You need a man like to support you.
You're too dang beautiful to be on this app.
This app is for nobody.
Look how beautiful this girl is, bro.
Come here.
You see her?
How's it going?
Hi.
Jake?
Ruby?
Huh?
Jake?
No.
You like that?
Am I getting a reading?
No, .
Girl, you better watch out.
Somebody in your life going to backstab you.
You're not serious.
One of your close friends.
One of your best friends.
So I need to stay vigilant.
I need to stay vigilant.
I don't know.
Is it cool or scary?
I have to say no.
I can't take any risks.
Not good.
Do you really want to hear?
My boss let me borrow her pants today.
She had an extra pair.
I sat in bird poop.
Now I don't know what to do.
What do I do?
They're like crochet.
Like I can't wash them.
Did you crochet pants?
Yes, like hand, like crocheted.
I feel like you're lying.
I never lie.
The microphone makes me say that you're lying.
Um, so I'm back.
I told you guys, it's like a toxic relationship.
It's two nights later.
I did not need to do this right now, but...
Here we are.
It's like a toxic relationship.
Like it really is.
Let's just get into this.
We have business to do.
Hey guys, what's up?
What does that mean?
Gotta do it back.
What does that mean?
It's a heart.
Yo, do not scare me.
Do not scare me.
There's bugs in your skin.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up.
There's bugs in your skin.
There's bugs in your skin.
Oh, hey, uh, how old are you?
Hi, I'm 24.
I'm 23 today, baby.
Yeah!
I'm 23 today.
Hi.
Hello there.
Where are you fromings, Chevy?
Sorry, I haven't talked to a woman in 20 years.
You look like, wait, time out.
No, Drake.
How old are you?
24.
Oh, okay.
You look like Bella Hayden.
Wow, don't hype me up like that.
No, I serious.
Here, watch.
You look like Bella Hayden.
See?
How'd you do that?
I'm a magician.
I'm six foot three.
I want to walk around with that, like sound effects just go off like that.
Are you okay?
Gmail?
That's what people ask for nowadays?
Emails?
Yes.
Emails?
I've never been asked for my email before.
I'm a one of a type man.
That's what they all say.
I'll prove it to you, shall they?
I'm very unique.
This is my fragrance I wear.
Jeremy Fragrance?
Oh yeah, I know.
I know Jeremy.
Watch, same thing.
Power!
Strength!
Power!
See, same thing.
Oh, you are just like him.
Yeah, but six foot three.
He's midget.
You're six foot three.
Can you prove it?
Here, watch.
I'm six foot three.
Oh, okay.
See?
Yeah, I see now.
That proves it.
Well, this has been fun.
Wait, I didn't finish.
Do you like my jawline?
Yes!
Yes!
Do you like?
Do you like?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
This is not real.
You sound like Gru.
Ooh, sounded like my future wife.
I'll give you another experience out of world.
Oh yeah, did I tell you I'm six foot three?
Yeah, you already said that.
Out of all the Sydneys I met tonight, you're the most gorgeous.
Thank you.
Am I the first Sydney you've met tonight?
Let's be honest.
Yes.
Yeah, what's your name?
Jeremy.
Jeremy.
Jeremy.
My Jeremy fragrance, yes.
Oh, so you are related.
No, I'm not in a relationship.
Not yet.
You like me, I like you.
I ask for Gmail, you give me Gmail.
I send private jet to you, we go dinner, have time, good time.
I give you message, mass message.
Oh, you have the first date planned.
Yes.
I am newly single, so.
Newly single?
Oh, what happened with your ex?
Didn't work out.
He didn't work out?
Luckily, I work out six times a week.
Chest, triceps.
I find it, I find it.
Could you give me your Gmail already?
Why'd your voice change like that?
What do you mean?
Yeah, I'll put my email in the chat.
Thank you.
