I need to prepare her now to save her from pain down the road.
Down the road?
Sheldon.
She wanted to share a toothbrush holder with you, and now you're at an ice cream parlor trying to pick up women.
Well, anything could sound silly when you put it in that tone.
Honey, instead of worrying about pain you may cause in the future, how about trying to fix the pain you're causing her right now?
I'm sure you're right.
And I suppose I should apologize to you as well.
Okay.
That must have hurt, watching me look for other women without ever even considering you.
Please understand that I think of you as more of a nanny.
Just finish your ice cream so I can get you home to bed.
This came in the mail, and I want you to have it.
50 cents off Vagisil.
Think of me when you apply it.
Can I just say, I've missed all of us hanging out together.
Yeah.
Me too.
Um, since when can Kooth or Polly talk in front of the girls without a beer?
Oh, that happened right after you left.
No one told me?
I can't believe we forgot to tell him.
Think of Sheldon when you apply it.
Do you remember that?
Yeah.
Me too.
Good times.
16 wants to order appetizers.
Oh, thanks.
This was nice.
What the hell are you doing?
Howard is your best friend, and that is his girlfriend.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
I was when I came in, but it's amazing what liquor does to guilt.
Besides, what you might not know is Bernadette is planning on breaking up with Howard.
Well, I know that.
How do you know that?
My sister told me.
Oh, that gossipy bitch.
No offense.
None taken.
You should hear how she talks about you.
In the spirit of bachelorette parties, I made cookies in the shape of male genitals.
You really didn't have to... Whoa!
That is anatomic.
Thank you.
The veins are gummy worms.
Oh, look.
Jewish and Gentile.
I had extra dough.
Oh, that's Leonard.
He said they're about to cross the border.
I hope the boys don't get too crazy in Mexico.
Oh, yeah, right.
Lock up your daughters or Sheldon might lecture them about the North American Free Trade Agreement.
Boy, that was a long night for me.
New contest.
What are you doing?
I am settling once and for all who is the smartest around here.
Okay?
Are you ready?
Absolutely.
Bring it on.
Marsha, Jan, and Cindy were the three daughters in what TV family?
The Brady Bunch.
OK.
Sammy Hagar replaced David Lee Roth as the lead singer in what group?
The Brady Bunch?
Van Halen.
Alright, Madonna was married to this Ridgemont High alum.
Oh my god, Sean Penn!
How do you know these things?
I go outside and I talk to people!
Okay, here.
What actor holds the record for being named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive?
William Shatner.
I don't think it's Shatner.
Then it's gotta be Patrick Stewart.
No.
Formal protest.
All right, singer who sang Oops, I Did It Again?
Stupid idea.
No, what's stupid is a physicist who doesn't understand when you swing an ax, you don't let go.
For the tenth time.
My mittens were slippery.
It's 70 degrees.
You didn't need mittens.
You know how easily I blister.
Yes, yes.
You bruise.
You peel.
It's like I'm married to an old piece of fruit.
Look, we could keep fighting and let it ruin our night, or we could stop and try to salvage the evening.
Fine.
Thank you.
Leonard?
Yeah?
There's something on the windshield.
Leonard?
Yeah?
There's a tree on you.
If what you need is to spend your birthday in a bathroom, I'm happy to do it with you.
Everyone will think I'm weird.
Sweetie, you are weird.
So how was work today?
All right, I guess.
It's got to haim like a cherry stem out of Sheldon.
Caught Raj right in the eye.
You're kidding.
No, Raj had to go to the nurse.
How?
Anything else?
The nurse is a woman, so he couldn't talk to her.
She had to bring him a Grover puppet so he could point at what hurt.
Oh, is that it?
Isn't that enough?
It had weaponized fruit and a puppet.
What more do you want?
Oh, good, Leonard, you're here.
Science news.
This will interest you.
And, uh, Penny, feel free to paint your nails.
What do you got?
I believe Alex may have unearthed the grade school science project that could be my ticket to the Nobel Prize.
Behold.
Magnets.
What do they stick to?
The answer is metal.
It's not exactly groundbreaking.
The original title was a re-derivation of Maxwell's equations regarding electromagnetism.
I dumbed it down because some of the more religious people in town were starting to say I was a witch.
Sheldon thinks the approach in this paper might change the way we calculate ferromagnetic hysteresis.
Oh, it's about time I hated the old way.
Hi, I'm Penny.
Alex, do you work with Dr. Hofstadter?
In a way.
We've kind of been involved in a five-year experiment.
Oh, well, you're lucky.
He seems very talented, and I'm sure a lot of people want to work with him.
Oh, well, a lot of people can't.
Come on.
Where are we going?
My limbic system wants to take your pants off.
There's a book under here.
Oh, I'll get that.
I got it.
No, no, it's a book.
Why do you have a history textbook?
No, it's not a big deal.
Just taking a class at the Pasadena Community College.
That's great.
I didn't know you wanted to go back to school.
Well, it's just one history class.
Look, I didn't finish college, so I thought I would give it a try.
Not to mention your acting career is going south like Sherman.
Read about it in your book.
Why would you be embarrassed to tell us?
No, I'm not embarrassed.
I just didn't want anyone to know because I haven't told Leonard yet.
Why wouldn't you tell Leonard?
Because it's me going back to school and he's going to be all, you can do it and how can I help?
And I'm so proud of you.
I just can't believe you could keep something like that from him.
You guys have got to be the weirdest couple I know.
Really?
You can't think of anyone weirder?
I can, but she's sitting right there.
Spaghetti okay?
It's crunchy.
Just the way I like it.
Yeah, I don't think the water was really boiling.
It's great.
I love it.
Okay, listen, there's something I need to tell you.
I've been thinking about going back to school for a while now.
So a couple months ago, I started taking a history class at the community college.
Oh, that's great.
Great, great, great.
Why wait so long to tell me?
I don't want you to make a big deal out of it.
Why do you think I'd be like that?
I get it.
You're taking one class.
It's nice.
Maybe if it goes well, you take another.
You enroll full-time.
Ooh, be sure to keep an eye on which credits transfer to a four-year college.
You're making a big deal.
Sorry.
Whatever.
It's all good.
Anyway, that's it.
I just thought you should know.
Am I allowed to ask how the class is going?
It's really good.
We've been talking about the origins of slavery.
Turn in my first paper tomorrow.
Great topic.
I can help with that.
You know, there's lots of different perspectives you could take.
Economic, sociological, political.
Hey, this is my paper.
And my perspective is that slavery is bad.
Oh, my professor's black, so I'm pretty sure that's the right answer.
Can I take a look?
No, Leonard, this is my thing.
Okay, I get it.
Thank you.
It's like when I started doing chin-ups.
I didn't want you to see until I could do one.
FYI, I'm really close.
Thank you.
Now, behave yourself and eat your dinner.
Maybe later, if you're lucky, you get to sleep with a college girl.
Really?
Because I went to four years of college and five years of grad school.
That never happened once.
Please be good.
Be good.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
She writes like she cooks.
Okay, what is going on?
Ever since Amy started working with Howard, she hasn't been home.
Didn't that just start this morning?
And has she been home?
You know, that would frustrate me.
Does it frustrate you?
It does.
I get that.
You know, it's okay to feel frustrated when things aren't going your way.
I suppose.
Maybe it's not that big a deal.
No, no, no.
Your feelings are valid.
Now, why don't you go wash up and we'll call you when dinner's ready.
Okay.
Okay.
What did you do?
Are you a witch?
Well, I've been reading Bernadette's parenting book.
It's like the answer key to the Sheldon test.
That's amazing.
I know, but, you know, it's only birth to five.
What do we do when he turns six?
Take him to the zoo and leave him there.
Kelium.
Yes.
Taylor Swift.
Yes.
Yes.
Kardashian.
More specific?
Khloe?
Yes!
See, I remember because if it looks like Kim, it's Kim.
If it looks kind of like Kim, it's Kourtney.
If it looks nothing like Kim, it's Khloe.
That's a Venn diagram.
And I remember because I thought to myself, Venn, is he gonna stop talking about this diagram?
What are you guys doing?
Well, we decided to use our breakfast time to expand our respective knowledge bases.
Well, let me try.
Atom of hydrogen, atom of maroon five, mic drop.
I'm sorry, who is mic drop?
Hey, Penny, do you want to go to the airport with me later to pick up my mother?
Sure, thanks.
No problem.
Hey, Penny, since we're already going to be at the airport, do I need to go?
Why don't you want to get your mother from the airport?
I can do without the 40-minute car ride where she criticizes every aspect of my life.
She can cover it in a car ride?
I can do 40 minutes on your posture alone.
Do you really want me to pick up your mother all by myself?
I just feel like it would be a good chance for you to bond.
Or a way for you to avoid her?
I don't know what he's putting on those cards, but you are smarter than ever.
Fine, if you really want me to, I will pick your mom up.
Seriously?
Yeah, you know what?
She is my mother-in-law, and I'd like for us to have a good relationship.
That is very mature of you, so I'm gonna go ahead and say sucka.
All right, back to learning.
Okay.
Oh, easy, Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Or as I know him.
Creepy old dude from Dancing with the Stars.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
Having a little trouble catching your breath there?
No, no, I'm good.
If my PE teachers had told me this is what I was training for, I would have tried a lot harder.
Do or do not, there is no try.
Did you just quote Star Wars?
I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back.
Oh my god.
I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda.
I love you, Penny.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I just want to put that out there.
Oh, yeah, no.
I'm glad.
Oh, good.
Glad is good.
Yeah.
No, no.
So it's getting pretty late.
We should probably go to sleep.
Yeah.
OK.
Okay.
Good night, sweetie.
Good night.
Wait, it's not all pants.
There's one shirt.
Oh.
Hey, that's my shirt.
This one is, too.
No, that's not mine.
That has a big spot on it.
Wait, so does this one.
Maybe the spot's the clue.
Sheldon's spot.
The koi's in your spot!
Oh, that's clever.
Hurry!
Be there in a minute.
I just have to pre-soak these.
Stop her, Leonard!
Stop her!
Well, where the hell's the coin?
Wasn't the answer shell in spot?
Oh, yes, Leonard.
Yes, it was.
Where's the coin?
Yes, exactly.
Where is the coin?
Why don't you look in your pockets?
I slipped them in there earlier today.
I don't get it.
Don't you see?
When we're all having fun together, we're already winners.
Oh, look.
See?
Even I'm a winner.
Are you kidding me?
That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
You suck so hard.
Out there.
Oh, I grabbed a sandwich at the food truck out front.
Well, now, hold on.
Tonight is Friday, and I believe you know what that means.
And my fun, young life took a drastic turn somewhere.
Our paper was right.
We did it.
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
Aw, remember when they only did it on her birthday?
I don't think there's anything in this jewelry store that Amy would appreciate more than the humidifier we were just looking at at Sears.
Oh, my God.
Now I know what I sound like to you when I say stupid stuff.
Oh, a pocket watch.
Okay, I don't think Amy wants a pocket watch.
No, but maybe she wants a man with a pocket watch.
Still saying stupid stuff.
Where's your heart rate monitor?
I don't have one.
What about your pedometer?
Don't have one.
Do you have telematics in your shoes connected to an iPod?
Uh, no.
What do you do?
You just go out there and gamble about like a bunny?
No, I just run till I'm hungry and then I stop for a bear claw.
As the kids are saying today, talk to the hand.
They're not saying that.
They are in 2003.
No, they're really not if you want dessert, but I know Sheldon doesn't eat dessert on Tuesdays and even if Raj wanted something, he couldn't tell me.
Howard won't order anything, but he will come up with some sort of skeevy comment and bomb me the words pie or cheesecake.
And Leonard's lactose intolerant, so he can't eat anything here without his intestines blowing up like a balloon animal.
Can I sleep on your couch tonight?
Uh, well, you can try, but the people across the hall are being very noisy.
Heard that, huh?
Apparently the one fella tried to adjust the thermostat, then the other fella went bat crap crazy.
So you agree he's nuts?
Well, not as nuts as the guy who chooses to live with him.
Believe it or not, he was worse when I met him.
I do not believe that.
I've read that there are great yogis who have such mastery over their bodies they can draw water in through their genitals.
Oh, well, I don't think we're gonna get to do that today.
Too bad.
Seems like a good way to drink a milkshake without getting brain freeze.
Is that the Fourier transform extends to minus infinity in time.
Hey, don't dumb this down for me.
Penny, I'm late for that thing.
See ya.
Letter?
Oh, Sheldon.
Didn't see you there.
What's up?
Well, he was excited to talk science with Amy, but she was working late, so he decided to come over and share it with me.
With me, Leonard.
With me.
Sheldon, we've talked about this.
You can't go around boring other people's wives.
Yeah.
I already got a man for that.
Yeah, you do.
Yeah.
Hey, guys, guys.
Some of the other waitresses wanted me to ask you something.
It's called tressling.
It combines the physical strength of arm wrestling with the mental agility of Tetris into the ultimate sport.
Yeah, that's terrific.
But what they wanted me to ask you is to cut it the hell out.
I'm sorry.
Listen, could you do me a favor and not tell Bernadette how badly I blew this interview?
She'll get upset.
And honestly, I'm a little terrified of her.
You're scared of Bernadette?
Yeah, kind of.
I thought it was just me.
Everyone thinks she's so nice with a squeaky little voice.
I know, but she's kind of a bully.
Well, she is.
I didn't even want to meet you, but I was too scared to say no to her.
Me too.
One time I had to tell her we were cutting the research funding for one of the drugs she was developing.
What happened?
I couldn't do it.
She's still working on it.
Oh, we're not going to tell her about this, right?
Oh, my God, no.
Why don't you go to bed?
I'll run out and get you some medicine.
It's okay.
Stuart gave me some when I was at the comic book store.
Really?
You're taking medicine from Stuart?
Doesn't he need, like, all of it?
Oh.
Hello.
Time to do your laundry, huh?
Saturday night.
Saturday is laundry night.
I know.
Every Saturday at 8.15.
Easy to anticipate.
What are you implying?
I'm implying that you're a creature of habit.
And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry on Saturday at 815, you might find it unpleasant.
Knuckle under my ass.
Oh, no.
Are all the machines taken?
What are you gonna do?
No problem.
I'll just do my laundry another night.
Another night?
Well, I guess you can try, but deep inside your heart you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night.
Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.
Yeah, well, your ken can kiss my Barbie.
Hey, guys, guys, you will really appreciate this.
I read the best science joke on the internet.
Alicia, you won't get it, but it's right up their alley.
Anyway.
So this physicist goes into an ice cream parlor every week and orders an ice cream sundae for himself, and then offers one to the empty stool sitting next to him.
This goes on for a while until the owner finally asks him what he's doing.
The man says well, I'm a physicist and quantum mechanics teaches us that it is possible for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman who might accept my offer and fall in love with me.
The owner then says, well, lots of single beautiful women come in here every day.
Why don't you buy an ice cream for one of them and they might fall in love with you?
And the physicist says, yeah, but what are the odds of that happening?
It's a little insulting, don't you think?
I'm not even sure I get it.
57, 58, 59.
That's one minute.
Long division.
Long division.
Go, go, go.
Remember, show your work.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm not okay.
Get up, we can't lose in math.
37!
Yes!
All right, let us begin.
Where's your notebook?
Um, I don't have one.
Well, how are you going to take notes without a notebook?
I have to take notes?
Well, how else are you gonna study for the tests?
Is there gonna be a test?
Tests.
Here.
That's college ruled.
I hope that's not too intimidating.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Now, introduction to physics.
What is physics?
Physics comes from the ancient Greek word physica.
It's at this point that you'll want to start taking notes.
Physica means the science of natural things, and it is there, in ancient Greece, that our story begins.
Ancient Greece?
Hush, if you have questions, raise your hand.
It's a warm summer evening, circa 600 BC.
You've finished your shopping at the local market, or agora.
And you look up at the night sky, and there, you notice some of the stars seem to move.
So you name them planetes, or wanderer.
Yes, Penny?
Um, does this have anything to do with Leonard's work?
This is the beginning of a 2,600-year journey we're going to take together from...
The ancient Greeks through Isaac Newton, to Niels Bohr, to Erwin Schrödinger, to the Dutch researchers that Leonard is currently ripping off.
2,600 years?
Give or take.
As I was saying, it's a warm summer evening in ancient Greece.
Yes, Penny?
I have to go to the bathroom.
Can't you hold it?
Not for 2,600 years.
Gentlemen, Star Wars Day is rapidly approaching.
We should finalize our plans.
What, that's a real thing?
What is it, Star Wars Christmas?
No, don't be ridiculous.
That's Wookiee Life Day.
So when is it?
Well, it's not May the 5th, and it's not May the 3rd.
It's May the fourth.
Get it?
May the fourth be with you.
May the fourth be with you.
Get it?
Oh, no, this face wasn't because I didn't get it.
It was a guy I liked, and I never told him how I felt.
Eventually, he started going out with someone else, and I always regretted it.
Do you see where I'm going with this?
I believe I do.
I'm the guy.
I'm not the guy.
Are you sure?
I would explain so much.
Your constant presence in my apartment, that baffling dalliance with Leonard, just to be near me, the way you call me sweetie, all the time.
I call everyone sweetie.
You tramp.
Look, Sheldon, all I'm saying is strap on a pair and go talk to Amy.
Strap on a pair?
What, skates?
Oh, sweetie, you are so not the guy.
Um, you're Lucy, right?
I'm a friend of Raj Kootharpali's.
Actually, Amy recognized you.
Wow.
How's he doing?
Oh, you know, he's good.
Great.
Yeah, this is none of my business, but why did you break up with him in an email?
Oh, I don't know.
I guess I thought it would be easier.
Yeah, I get that.
I'll go get you your water.
When you say easier, you mean easier for you, right?
Because it certainly didn't make it easier for him.
Any chance I can get a different waitress?
I'm sorry.
This is rude of me.
I will get you that water.
See, see, see, see.
Just now, you expressed your feelings to my face.
How come you could do that with me, but not with Raj?
I don't know your email.
You know what the worst part is?
You're sitting here perfectly happy, and he's at home a blubbering mess.
I thought you said he was okay.
Well, I also said I was getting you water.
But look at me, still standing here.
You know, I may be a bad waitress, but you are a bad person.
Now, you want to hear the specials?
What do you mean, she's her?
Well, you know how Amy's the coolest girl on campus, right?
No.
Oh, yeah, everybody thinks so.
What?
You tell me about your foot fungus, but this is a secret?
I'm sure it's just because I'm dating Sheldon.
Actually, I think Sheldon's popular because he's dating you.
Now Sheldon's popular?
What is happening?
Okay, how about you two?
Look, I got some extra tat sleeves.
Why are you carrying extras?
In case I snag one on someone's nipple ring.
Uh, yeah, I think we'll pass.
Oh.
Is the missus speaking for the couple now?
In this case, you bet she is.
Yes, she's pushy, and yes, he's whipped, but that's not the expression.
Come on.
Wanna stop at Walgreens and pick up some more eyeliner.
They're gonna get beaten up at that club.
They're gonna get beaten up at Walgreens.
Wait, excuse me.
You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger.
Barbecue sauce, bacon, and cheese on the side.
Oh, I didn't tell you.
You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory.
Why?
Well, you have three strikes.
One coming in, two sitting down, and three, I don't like your attitude.
You can't do that.
Not only is it a violation of California state law, it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy.
Yeah, no, there's a new policy.
No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.
I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena.
It's for the Nobel Laureates.
We need them on our side, but unfortunately Sheldon No, unfortunately Sheldon, that's all you gotta say.
Well, so you need these people's support and you're sending them baked goods?
Yeah, they're pretty smart.
Don't you think they're gonna realize it's just a bribe?
I could think, but sometimes brilliant people can be painfully oblivious to social cues.
Thank you for pointing that out, Sheldon.
Anytime.
I just wasn't sure of the proper protocol now that you and Leonard are no longer having coitus.
Oh, God, can we please just say no longer seeing each other?
Well, we could if it were true.
But as you live in the same building, you see each other all the time.
A variable which has changed is the coitus.
Okay, here's the protocol.
You and I are still friends, and you stop saying coitus.
Good.
I'm glad we're still friends.
Really?
Oh, yes.
It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life.
I'd hate for that effort to have been in vain.
Right.
Just to be clear, do I have to stop saying coitus with everyone or just you?
Everyone.
One.
Worms.
Ew, right there.
Ew is one of the things you're not going to want to say in front of your father-in-law.
It's right up there with icky and get it away.
Now pick one up.
Really?
You're going to have to do it when you're fishing.
Okay.
What are you waiting for?
We don't know for them to die of natural causes.
Pick up a worm and put him on this hook.
There.
I'm no expert, but I think the hook has to go through the worm.
Fine.
Sorry, Mr. Worm.
Sherm.
Sherm the worm.
Hey, don't name him.
Just jab a hook in his face.
You got this, buddy.
Yeah, come on, Howard.
Hook that worm.
You can do it.
Great cheerleading, way to man things up.
Now let's assume by some miracle you actually catch a fish.
You're gonna have to know how to gut it.
So what you're gonna do is you're gonna take your knife, slice him right up the belly.
You want me to stop?
No, I'm fine, keep going.
All right, now.
You don't wanna cut too deep into its guts or the blood will just squirt all over your face.
Oh, my God, what is with you guys?
It's not our fault.
Our dads never did anything like this with us.
What, never?
My dad was an anthropologist.
The only father-son time he spent was with a 2,000-year-old skeleton of an Etruscan boy.
I hated that kid.
Mine just took me to his gynecology office.
I got so bored, I'd put vaginal lubricant at the bottom of my shoes and pretend I was ice skating.
Yeah well, my quality father-son time was spending my adolescence looking out the window waiting for my dad to come back someday.
Yeah, okay, Howard wins.
You know, maybe we didn't have opportunities like this when we were growing up, but right now there's a dad that wants to take you on a fishing trip.
You're right.
Oh, I should do this.
Great.
Here you go.
What you're gonna do is you're gonna stick your thumb down his throat, grab the guts, and pull.
Here we go.
Oh, look, it's a female!
You can see all the eggs!
What's up, my nerdizzles?
Raj, Sheldon, I want you to meet my girlfriend Bernadette.
Hello.
Leonard, Penny, you know my girlfriend Bernadette.
Bernadette, say faux shizzle to my nerdizzles.
I don't think I can.
I don't have Howard Street cred.
No, it's all right.
I told my girlfriend, Bernadette, she could join us for dinner.
Sure, the more the merrier.
But no, that's a false equivalency.
More does not equal married.
If there were 2,000 people in this apartment right now, would we be celebrating?
No, we'd be suffocating.
Sheldon.
Not Sheldon, me.
We ordered for five people, not six.
Oh, come on, it's fine.
We'll just put it all on the table.
You know, family style.
Oh, sure.
And while we're at it, why don't we put our hands behind our backs, have an old-fashioned eating contest?
Relax, it'll be fine.
Sit down, you guys.
No!
What?
Oh, yeah, you can't sit there.
Why not?
That's where Sheldon sits.
He can't sit somewhere else?
No no, you see, in the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator so that he's warm, yet not so close that he sweats.
In the summer.
It's directly in the path of a cross breeze created by opening windows there and there.
It faces the television at an angle that isn't direct, so we can still talk to everybody, yet not so wide that the picture looks distorted.
Perhaps there's hope for you after all.
Consider this unlikely but very plausible scenario.
A young woman alone in the big city.
Her ridiculous dream of becoming an actress lies shattered about her.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hang on, let's see where he's going.
Then it hits her.
How is she going to survive?
But she has no prospects, no marketable skills.
And then one day, she meets a group of geniuses and their friend Howard.
Hang on, let's see where he's going.
She befriends them and then lies in wait until they reveal a marketable idea, which she steals and sells to the highest bidder.
That is ridiculous.
Oh, is it?
Let's see you come up with an explanation as to why this woman hangs out with us all the time.
Okay, you know what?
I've already mooched dinner off you guys.
I don't need to listen to this.
Okay, as I put the egg on top and the flame goes out and the air pressure decreases in the flask, what do you think will happen?
I think I know.
It's going to get sucked in.
It's going to get sucked in.
Okay, I did it now.
Yes!
See, I'm not a scientist like them.
I figured that out.
Potato clock.
Do potato clock.
What's that?
I power a clock with a potato.
Shut up!
You can do that?
I mean, wouldn't that solve the world's energy crisis?
No, it wasn't my cat.
It was an experiment designed by this guy named Schrodinger.
From the Charlie Brown cartoons?
No, he was some kind of scientist.
Let me start again.
Oh, hey, Leonard.
Hello.
Leslie.
Hi.
Okay, well, good night.
Okay, well, good night.
That ain't gonna make your point.
Okay, okay, that's enough.
Call me.
Okay, goodnight.
Uh, what?
Have a great time.
Ciao.
