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oh yeah it's on our website www .letsmasterenglish .com today I'm going to tell you about DDM and perf if you're not a member you need to join today's expression is cry Mia River sorry that was a New York accent cry Mia River cry Cry me a river.
Cry me a river. This is a great expression.
Do you know somebody who complains?
They're always complaining.
Oh, the weather's too hot.
Oh, the weather's too cold.
Oh, the food is too hot.
Oh, the food is too cold.
It's too small. It's too big.
It's too salty. It's too bland.
It's too sweet. it's too bitter, it's too just shut up!
Stop complaining! Instead of shut up which is not very nice, instead of stop complaining you can use this expression.
Oh cry me a river! Cry me a river.
Oh yes life is so difficult.
Oh Oh, it's so tough for you.
Oh, you're crying. How much are you crying?
The tears are coming down your face, creating a river below you, a river.
Cry me a river. Yes, this is an informal expression.
If your boss says, last month, our sales were down, do not tell your boss, Creyme a river.
I think your boss will fire you, and then you will come to me and complain to me, and then I will tell you, Oh Creyme a river.
Don't say these things to your bo....
This is an informal expression.
Use it with your friends.
Check out the dialogue.
Oh... Paris was wonderful, beautiful, but the wine was so expensive.
Uh huh. Oh, really?
And we paid over 100 euros every night for dinner.
A crimey river! In America, we have the idea that anybody who takes a vacation in Paris, France, they must be rich. They're probably staying at a lovely hotel, very expensive hotel on the Champs -de -L 'Ezem, and they are eating wonderful French cuisine, the best French food, the best French wine, and they are spending lots and lots and lots of money because they're rich. they're probably shopping at Chanel and reading books written by Robespierre I don't know what the hell I'm talking about anyway the idea any American who goes to Paris they must be rich they must be spending lots of money so this person was saying the wine
was so expensive dinner was over 100 euros yeah that is expensive cry me a river quit complaining you are so lucky to have gone to Paris to have experienced such delicious wine and delicious food I'm jealous quit complaining cry me a river yeah So tell me, are you a complainer?
I want to hear you complain.
Complain about something, complain about, I don't know, clothing, or the weather, or where you live, or something like that.
And see if your complaint is good.
If your complaint is not good, then everybody else, we need to respond with, Crimea River.
now usually after you say cry Mia River you should say why you don't care so once again in this dialogue Oh cry Mia River you're lucky to go to Paris I stayed at home eating hamburgers every day boring this is the idea give them a complain and if your complaint is not good our response will be cry me a river so where can you complain I'll give you three places you can complain on Twitter at coach Shane Co a ch s h a n e on Facebook ESL coach Shane and on google plus let's master English is the name of our community i want to hear you If your complaint is no good, the response will be, Cry me a river.
Let's check out the dialogue two more times, and then DDM and PERF.
Oh, Paris was wonderful, but the wine was so expensive.
Uh -huh. Oh, really?
And we paid over 100 Euros every night for dinner.
A Crimea river. Oh, Paris was wonderful but the wine was so expensive.
Uh -huh. Oh really? And we paid over 100 euros every night for dinner.
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