Act of mystery.
When you put your money in, it mysteriously disappears.
Of course.
That makes perfect sense.
What a nice man.
That was totally worth the drive.
The tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist.
Tiger is a hero!
Tiger fist.
We'll return after these messages.
Hey, look.
It's that commercial I was telling you guys about.
Are you completely miserable?
Yes!
Then you need to meet... Gideon.
Gideon?
What makes him so special?
He's a psychic.
So don't waste your time with other so-called men of mystery. tonight at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy.
Voidwhip, prohibited, no CODs accepted.
Carla, I've always loved you, but I've never had the guts to say it.
Wow.
Well, I'm getting all curious-y inside.
Well, don't get too curious-y.
Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothing but trouble.
Well, is he really psychic?
I think we should go and find out.
Never!
You're forbidden from patronizing the competition.
No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof.
Do tents have roofs?
I think we just found our loophole.
Literally.
So come down soon, folks.
Gideon is...
Step right up there, folks.
Put your money in Gideon's psychic sack.
That makes perfect sense.
Whoa, this is like a bizarro version of the Mystery Shack.
They even have their own Seuss.
It's starting.
It's starting!
Let's see what this monster looks like.
Hello, America.
My name is Lil' Gideon.
That's Stan's mortal enemy?
But he's so little.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight.
Such a gift.
I have a vision.
I predict you will soon all say...
It came true.
What?
I'm not impressed.
You're impressed.
Hit it, Dad!
Oh, I can't see what others can't see.
It ain't some sideshow trick.
It's innate ability.
Where others are blind, I am futurely inclined.
And you, too, could see if you was wittle on me.
Everybody rise up.
I want y'all to keep it going.
What?
How did he?
Keep it going.
You wish your son would call you more.
I'm leaving everything to my cats.
I sense that you've been here before.
I wasn't gave it away.
Come on.
I'll read your mind if I'm able.
Something tells me you're named Mabel.
How'd he do that?
So welcome, all ye, to the Tent of Telepathy.
And thanks for visiting.
Well, old me.
Oh, my goodness.
Thank you!
You people are the real miracles.
Whoo!
Yeah!
Man, that kid's an even bigger fraud than Stan.
No wonder our uncle's jealous.
Oh, come on.
His dance moves were adorable.
And did you see his hair?
It was like whoosh.
You're too easily impressed.
Yeah, yeah.
Check it out, Dipper.
I successfully bazazzled my face.
Blink.
Ow.
Is that permanent?
I'm unappreciated in my time.
Somebody answer that door!
Howdy.
It's little old you!
Yeah, my song's quite catchy.
I know we haven't formally met, but after yesterday's performance I just couldn't get your laugh out of my head.
You mean this one?
Oh, what a delight.
When I saw you in the audience, I said to myself, now there's a kindred spirit.
Someone who appreciates sparkly things in life.
Enchanting.
Utterly enchanting.
Who's at the door?
No one, Grunkle Stan!
I appreciate your discretion.
Stan's a new fan of mine.
I don't know how a lemon so sour could be related to a peach so sweet.
Gideon!
What do you say we step away from here and chat a bit more?
Perhaps in my dressing room?
Makeovers!
Yahoo!
Ow.
Do you see something you like?
Yes, I do.
What?
Hey, Dipper.
What's going on?
Whoa, where have you been?
And what's going on with those fingernails?
You look like a wolverine.
I know, right?
I was hanging out with my new pal, Gideon.
He's one dapper little man.
Mabel, I don't trust anyone whose hair is bigger than their head.
Oh, leave him alone.
You never want to do girly stuff with me.
You and Suze get to do boy stuff all the time.
What do you mean?
Hey, dude, you ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one?
Am I?
One at a time.
One at a time.
Whoa, the view from your family's factory is nuts.
Good thing we both brought our opera glasses.
Oh.
Mabel, when I'm up here looking down at all them little old people, I feel like I'm king of all.
I survey.
I guess that makes you my queen.
What?
You are being so nice to me right now.
Quit it!
I can't quit it.
I am speaking from the heart.
From the where now?
Mabel, I've never felt this close with anyone.
So, so close.
Well, Kitty Ann, I, um...
I like you a lot, but let's just be friends.
At least just give me a chance.
Mabel, will you do me the honor of going on a date with me?
A play date?
Uh-uh.
A shopping date?
Uh-uh.
It'll just be one little old date.
I swear on my lucky bolo tie.
Um... Okay, then.
I guess... Mabel Pines, you have made me the happiest boy in the world!
Are you sniffing my hair?
Not a date-date.
It's just, you know, I didn't want to hurt his feelings, and so I figured I'd throw him a bone.
Mabel, guys don't work that way.
He's gonna fall in love with you.
Yeah, right.
I'm not that lovable.
Kaboom!
Yes!
Okay, we agree on something here.
A night of enchantment awaits, my lady.
Oh, boy.
I can't believe they let us bring a horse in here.
Well, people have a hard time saying no to me.
Ah, Mr. Gideon, the feet on the table.
An excellent choice.
Jean-Luc, what did we discuss about eye contact?
Yes, yes, very good.
I've never seen so many forks.
And water with bubbles in it?
Ooh la la, oui oui.
Oh, parlez-vous, Francais?
I have no idea what you're saying.
Hey, hey!
What the Jekyll is Mabel doing in the paper next to that greasy pickpocket Gideon?
Oh, yeah, it's like a big deal.
Everybody's talking about Gideon and Mabel's big date tonight.
What?
That little shyster is dating my great-niece?
I wonder what the new name will be for the power couple.
Mabirion?
Gideable?
Make it Bellion!
I didn't know.
I didn't hear about it.
And plus, I told her not to.
Yeah, well, it ends tonight.
I'm going right down to that little skunk's house.
This is gonna stop right now!
Dude, wouldn't it be funny if that was a closet and he had to come back out again and walk out the real door?
Nope.
Real door.
You little punk, open up.
I will pardon nothing.
Why, Stanford Pines, what a delight.
Out of the way, bud.
I'm looking for Gideon.
Well, I haven't seen the boy around, but since you're here, you simply must come in for coffee.
But I came... It's imported all the way from Columbia.
Wow.
I went to jail there once.
Some digs you got here.
Oh, this.
This is beautiful.
Now, I hear your niece and my Gideon are, well, they're singing in harmony lately, so to speak.
Yeah, and I'm against it.
No, no, no.
I see it as a fantastic business opportunity.
Yes, the Mystery Shack and the Tent of Telepathy.
We've been at each other's throats for far too long.
Let me get that.
At each other's throats for far too long.
Yes, we have.
This is our big chance to brush aside our rivalry and pool our collective profits, you see.
I'm listening.
And so I said, autograph your own headshot, lady.
Yeah.
Mabel, tonight's date was a complete success.
And tomorrow's date promises to top this one in every way.
Whoa, whoa.
You said just one date, and this was it.
Hark, what a surprise.
A red-crested South American rainbow macaw...
Two, three, four.
Mabel, will you accompany Gideon to the ballroom dance this Thursday?
Thursday!
Ah, so adorable.
Gideon's got a girlfriend.
They're expecting us.
Please say you'll go.
Gideon, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to say... I'm on the edge of my seat.
This is gonna be adorable.
If she says no, I'll die from sadness.
I can verify that that will indeed happen.
Hey, how'd it go?
I don't know.
I have a lobster now.
Well, at least it's over and you won't ever have to go out with him again.
Mabel, it's over, right?
Mabel?
Blarg!
He asked me how to get and I didn't know how to say no!
Like this!
No!
It's not that easy, Dipper!
And I do like Gideon as a friend slash little sister, so I didn't want to hurt his feelings!
I just need to get things back to where they used to be.
You know, friends.
Boating tonight!
Boating tonight!
You know, I thought dancing was gonna be the end of the evening, right?
Don't you want this evening to last, my sweet?
No!
I mean, yes.
I mean, I'm always happy to hang out with a friend, buddy, pal, chum, other word for friend.
Pal?
I already said pal.
Uh, mate?
How about soulmate?
He's so nice, but I can't keep doing this.
I can't break his heart.
I have no way out.
What in the heck happened on that date?
I don't know.
I was in the friend zone.
And then before I knew what was happening, he pulled me into the romance zone.
It was like quicksand.
Chubby quicksand.
Mabel, come on.
It's not like you're going to have to marry Gideon.
Great news, Mabel.
You have to marry Gideon.
What?
It's all part of my long-term deal with Buddy Gleeful.
There's a lot of cash tied up in this thing.
Plus, I got this shirt.
I am fat.
Bodies change, honey.
Bodies change.
Oh, no.
Mabel.
Mabel's not here.
She's in Sweater Town.
Are you going to come out of Sweater Town?
All right.
Enough is enough.
If you can't break up with Gideon, then I'll do it for you.
You will?
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, Dipper Pines.
How are you?
You look good.
You look good.
Thanks.
You, uh... Look, Gideon, we've got to talk.
Mabel isn't joining you tonight.
She, uh, she doesn't want to see you anymore.
She's, uh, she's kind of weirded out by you.
No offense.
So what you're saying is you've come between us.
You're not gonna, like, freak out or anything, are you?
Of course not.
These things happen.
Bygones, you know.
So, okay, cool.
Well, then again, sorry, man, but, uh, hey, thumbs up, huh?
Thumbs up indeed, my friend.
How'd it go?
Was he mad?
Did he try to read your mind with his psychic powers?
Don't worry, Mabel.
He's just a kid.
He doesn't have any powers.
Dipper pines.
You don't know what you've done.
You've just made the biggest mistake of your life!
Gideon Charles Gleeful, clean up your room this instant.
I can buy and sell you, old man!
Fair enough.
Hit me, dude.
Feels good.
I'm so glad everything's back to normal.
Your turn.
Oh, man.
Hello?
Toby Determine, Gravity Falls gossiper.
Oh, hey, man.
Sorry for accusing you of murder last week.
Water under the bridge.
Say, we want to interview you about whether you've seen anything unusual in this here town since you've arrived.
Oh, finally.
I thought nobody would ever ask.
I have notes and theories.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
412 Gopher Road.
Tonight?
Got it.
There.
I did your dirty work.
Now it's time to pay your end of the bargain.
Sandra Jimenez's phone number!
Bless you, Lil' Gideon.
Hello?
Hello, friend.
Get in.
Dipper Pines.
How long have you been living in this town?
A week?
Two?
You like it here?
Enjoy the scenery?
What do you want from me, man?
Listen carefully, boy.
This town has secrets you couldn't begin to comprehend.
Is this about Mabel?
I told you she's not into you.
Liar!
You turned her against me!
She was my pink dumpling!
Are you okay, man?
Reading minds isn't all I can do.
But you're a fake.
Oh, tell him, a dipper.
Is this fake?
How's that hair tasting, buddy?
Wendy, I need some advice.
You've broken up with guys, right?
Oh, yeah.
Russ Durham, Eli Hall, Stoney Davidson.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I thought everything was back to normal, but I still feel all gross.
Mike Worley, Nate Holt, the guy with the tattoos.
Maybe letting Dipper do it for me was a mistake.
Gideon deserves an honest breakup.
Danny Feldman, Mark Epstein.
Oh, man.
I'm not sure I ever actually broke up with him.
No wonder he keeps calling me.
I know what I gotta do.
Thanks for talking to me, Wendy.
Ignore.
Grockle Stan was right about you!
You are a monster!
Your sister will be mine!
Who's a cute little guy?
You are.
No, you are.
She's never going to date you, man.
That's a lie.
And I'm going to make sure you never lie to me again, Fran.
Gideon, we have to talk.
Mabel, my marshmallow.
What are you doing here?
I'm sorry, Gideon, but I can't be your marshmallow.
I needed to be honest and tell you that myself.
I... I don't understand.
Uh, Mabel, this probably isn't the best time to be brutally honest with him.
Hey, but we can still be makeover buddies, right?
Wouldn't you like that?
Really?
You were like attacking my brother.
What the heck?
My tie.
Give it back.
Ha!
Not so powerful without this, are you?
Skipper!
Listen, Gideon, it's over.
I will never, ever date you.
Yeah!
My powers!
Oh, this isn't over.
This isn't the last you'll see of Widdle All May.
This is living, brother.
From now on, it's all name-brand foods and clown paintings.
Well, hey, Gideon, look what... Stanford Pines, I rebuke thee.
I rebuke thee.
Rebuke?
Is that a word?
The entire Pines family have invoked my fury.
You will all pay recompense for your transgressions.
What, you got, like, a word-a-day calendar or something?
But, but, but, but, but, but, Sunshine... about our arrangement with Mabel and the... Silence!
Well, I see he's taken to one of his rages again.
Sorry, Stan.
I have to side with Gideon on this one.
Okay, okay.
I can see when I'm not wanted.
Stan, I'm sorry, but I'm going to need that painting back.
Stan?
Stan?
Try and catch me, suckers!
I could have had it all.
What the heck happened to you two?
Gideon.
Gideon.
Gideon.
Yeah, the little mutant swore vengeance on the whole family.
I guess he's gonna try to nibble my ankles or something.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, how's he gonna destroy us now, huh?
Try to guess what number we're thinking of?
I'll never guess what number I'm thinking of.
Negative eight!
No one would guess a negative number.
Oh, look out!
Somebody's planning on destruction right now.
Gideon, I still love you.
If only my family were in the way.
Look at me, I'm old and I'm smelly.
Hey, what are you gonna do without your precious amulet?
Oh, you'll see, boy.
You're done?
Not yet.
How about now?
Almost.
And there.
Let's do this.
