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Visit ixcel .com slash dragon to get the most effective learning program out there at the best price Thanks enjoy the episode Winnie the Pooh says goodbye Christopher Robin was going away Nobody knew why he was going Nobody knew where he was going Indeed, nobody even knew why he knew that Christopher Robin was going away But somehow or other, everybody in the forest felt that it was happening at last. Even smallest of all, a friend in relation of rabbits who thought he had once seen Christopher Robin's foot but couldn't be quite sure because perhaps it was something else.
Even S of A told himself that things were going to be different.
And late and early, two other friends in relation said, and well early and well late to each other in such a hopeless sort of way that it really didn't seem any good waiting for the answer.
One day when he felt that he couldn't wait any longer, Rabbit brained out a notice, and this is what it said.
Notice! A meeting of everybody will meet at the house at Pooh Corner to pass a resolution!
By order keep to the left!
Signed, Rabbit. He had to write this out two or three times before he could get the resolution to look like what he thought it was going to when he began to spell it.
But when at last it was finished, he took it round to everybody and read it out to them.
And they all said they would come.
Well, said Eor that afternoon when he saw them all walking up to his house.
This is a surprise.
Am I asked to...? Don't mind Eeyore," whispered Rabbit Tipu.
I told him all about it this morning.
Everybody said how do you do to Eeyore, and Eeyore said that he didn't, not to notice, and then they sat down.
And as soon as they were all sitting down, Rabbit stood up again.
We all know why we're here, he said, but I have asked my friend Eeyore.
That's me. Said Eeyore.
Grand. æI have asked him to propose a resolution!
And he sat down again.
æNow then, Eor! he said.
æDon't bustle me, said Eor, getting up slowly.
æDon't now then me!
He took a piece of paper from behind his ear and unfolded it.
æNobody knows anything about this, he went on.
æThis is a surprise!
He coughed in an important way and began again.
Whatnots and et cetras, before I begin, or perhaps I should say, before I end, I have a piece of poetry to read to you.
Hitherto, hitherto a long word meaning, well, you'll see what it means directly.
Hitherto, as I was saying, all the poetry in the forest has been written by Pooh, A bear with a pleasing manner but a positively startling lack of brain.
The poem, which I am now about to read to you, was written by Eeyore, or myself, in a quiet moment.
If somebody will take Roo's bullseye away from him and wake up Owl, we shall all be able to enjoy it.
I call it, poem. This was it.
Christopher Robin is going.
at least I think he is where nobody knows but he is going I mean he goes to rhyme with nose do we care to rhyme with where we do very much I haven't got a rhyme for that is in the second line yet bother now I haven't got a rhyme for Bother, bother.
Those two bothers will have to rhyme with each other.
Bother. The fact is this is more difficult than I thought.
I ought, very good indeed, I ought to begin again, but it is easier to stop.
Christopher Robin, goodbye.
I, and all your friends, sends, I mean all your friend, send....
Very awkward this, it keeps going wrong.
Well anyhow, we send our love, end.
If anybody wants to clap, said Eeyore, when he had read this, now is the time to do it.
They all clapped. Thank you, said Eeyore.
Unexpected and gratifying, if a little lacking in smack.
It's much better than mine, said Pooh admiringly, and he really thought it was.
Well, explained Eeyore modestly, it was meant to be.
The resolution, said Rabbit, is that we all sign it and take it to Christopher Robin.
So it was signed. Poo.
Piglet. Owl. Eeyore.
Rabbit. Kanga. Blot.
Smudge. And they all went off to Christopher Robin's house with it.
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Hello, everybody, said Christopher Robin.
Hello, Poo. They all said hello and felt awkward and unhappy suddenly because it was a sort of goodbye, they were saying, and they didn't want to think about it.
So they stood around and waited for somebody else to speak, and they nudged each other and said, "'Go on.'" And gradually Eeyore was nudged to the front, and the others crowded behind him.
"'What is it, Eeyore?' asked Christopher Robin." Eeyore swished his tail from side to side so as to encourage himself, and began.
"'Christopher Robin,' he said.
"'We've come to say—to give you...' It's called Written By.
But we've all, because we've heard, I mean, we all know, well, you see, it's we, you, well, that, to put it as shortly as possible, is what it is." He turned around angrily on the others, and said, "-Everybody crowds round so in this forest. There's no space.
I never saw more spreading lot of animals in my life and all in the wrong places.
can't you see that Christopher Robin wants to be alone?
I'm going. And he humped off.
Not quite knowing why, the others began edging away.
And when Christopher Robin had finished reading poem and was looking up to say thank you, only Pooh was left. It's a comforting sort of thing to have, said Christopher Robin, folding up the paper and putting it in his pocket.
Come on, Pooh. And he walked off quickly.
Where are we going, said Pooh, hurrying after him and wondering whether it was to be an explore or a what shall I do about you know what.
Nowhere, said Christopher Robin.
So they began going there, and after they had walked a little way, Christopher Robin said.
What do you like doing best in the world, Pooh?
Well, said Pooh, would I like best?
And then he had to stop and think, because although eating honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was even better than when you were.
But he didn't know what it was called.
And then he thought that being with Christopher Robin was a very good thing to do and having Piglet near was a very friendly thing to have. And so, when he had thought it all out, he said would I like best in the whole world is me and Piglet going to see you, and you saying, what about a little something, and me saying, well, I shouldn't mind a little something, should you, Piglet, and it being a hummy sort of day outside, and birds singing?" "'I like that, too,' said Christopher Robin, "'But what I like doing best is nothing.'" "'How do you do nothing?' asked Pooh, after he had wondered for a long
time. Well, it's when people call out at you just as you're going off to do it.
What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?
And you say, oh, nothing, and then you go and do it.
Oh, I see, said Pooh.
This is a nothing sort of thing that we're doing now.
Oh, I see, said Pooh again, it means just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear and not bothering.
Oh," said Pooh. They walked on, thinking of this and that, and by and by they came to an enchanted place on the very top of the forest, called Galleon's Lap, which is sixty -something trees in a circle.
And Christopher Robin knew that it was enchanted because nobody had ever been able to count whether it was sixty -three or sixty -four.
Not even when he tied a piece of string round each tree after he had counted it.
Being enchanted, its floor was not like the floor of the forest, gorse and bracken and heather, but close -set grass, quiet and smooth and green.
It was the only place in the forest where you could sit down carelessly, without getting up again almost at once and looking for somewhere else.
Sitting there, they could see the whole world spread out until it reached the sky, and whatever there was all the world over was with them in Galion's lap.
Suddenly, Christopher Robin began to tell Poo about some of the things.
People called kings and queens and something called factors, and a place called Europe, and an island in the middle of the sea where no ships came, and how you make a suction pump if you want to, and when knights were knighted and what comes from Brazil.
And Pooh, his back against one of the sixty -something trees, and his paws folded in front of him, said ...
Oh, and I didn't know, and thought how wonderful it would be to have a real brain which could tell you things.
And by and by Christopher Robin came to an end of the things and was silent.
And he sat there, looking out over the world, and wishing it wouldn't stop.
But Pooh was thinking too, and he said suddenly to Christopher Robin, ìIt is a very grand thing to be an afternoon what you said .î ìA what ?î said Christopher Robin lazily as he listened to something else.
ìOn a horse ,î explained Pooh.
ìA knight ?î ìOh, was that it ?î said Pooh.
ìI thought it was aóis it as grand as a king and factors in all the other things you said?
Well, it's not as grand as a king, said Christopher Robin, and then as Pooh seemed disappointed he added quickly, but it's grander than factors.
Could a bear be one?
Of course he could, said Christopher Robin.
I'll make you one! And he took a stick and touched Pooh on the shoulder and said, rise Sir Pooh de Bear, most faithful of all my knights!
So Poole rose and sat down and said, Thank you, which is the proper thing to say when you have been made a knight.
And he went into a dream again, in which he and Sir Pomp and Sir Brazile and Factors lived together with a horse, and were faithful knights, all except Factors, who looked after the horse, to good King, Christopher Robin.
And every now and then he shook his head and said to himself, I am not getting it right.
Then he began to think of all the things Christopher Robin would want to tell him when he came back from wherever he was going to, and how muddling it would be for a bear of very little brain to try and get them right in his mind.
So, perhaps, he said sadly to himself, Christopher Robin won't tell me anymore, and he wondered if being a faithful knight meant that you just went on being faithful without being told things.
Then suddenly, again, Christopher Robin, who was still looking at the world, with his chin in his hands, called out, PRIESTESS When I'm...
when... PRIESTESS Yes, Christopher Robin?
I'm not going to do nothing anymore.
PRIESTESS Never again?
Well, not so much. They don't let you.
PRIESTESS Pooh waited for him to go on, but he was silent again.
Yes, Christopher Robin?
said Pooh helpfully.
Pooh, when I'm, you know, when I'm not doing nothing, will you come up here sometimes?
Just me? Yes, Pooh.
Will you be here too?
Yes, Pooh, I will be!
Really, I promise! I will be, Pooh.
That's good, said Pooh.
Pooh, promise you won't forget about me, ever.
Not even when I'm a hundred!
Pooh thought for a little.
"'How old shall I be, then?' "'99.' Poo nodded.
"'I promise,' he said.
Still with his eyes on the world, Christopher Robin put out a hand and felt for Poo's paw.
"'Pooh,' said Christopher Robin earnestly.
"'If I—if I'm not quite —' he stopped and tried again.
"'Pooh, whatever happens, you will understand, won't you?' "'Understand what?' Oh, nothing!
He laughed and jumped to his feet.
Come on! Where? said Pooh.
Anywhere! said Christopher Robin.
So they went off together.
But wherever they go and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on the top of the forest, a little boy and his bear will always be playing.
THE END Today's story, Winnie The Pooh Says Goodbye, was a classic story written for you by A .A.
Milne. It was edited and produced by Andrew Martin and performed for you by me, Amanda Weldon.
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