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Hello, Wowzers!
It's me, Dennis!
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You can't fit in pockets.
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I mean, our show.
I mean, the show.
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Wee-wow on the weekend.
Wee-wow on the weekend.
Wee-wow on the weekend.
Because this is what we do on the weekend.
Talking, laughing, me and Reggie.
Singing, laughing, and then we, oh wait, no, I said laughing twice.
Whatever.
Wee-wow on the weekend.
Wow on the weekend.
Cause this is what we do on the weekend.
And welcome to WeWow on the Weekend.
I'm your host, Dennis.
And Reggie's here as my co-host.
Oh, that's a good question.
What is the difference between a co-host and a regular host?
I guess a regular host sits on a rolly chair like this one.
And a co-host sits on my couch like you're doing.
And the regular host tries to entertain the audience, while the co-host laughs at all my jokes, even when they're not funny, so that the audience thinks I'm funnier than I am.
Reggie, laughing at my jokes is not a hard job.
I'm hilarious.
Okay, fine.
Here's a joke I prepared for today.
Ahem.
Why did the ocean wave to the beach?
Nothing.
It just waved.
Oh, wait.
No.
That's not right.
Reggie, don't laugh.
I messed up my joke.
Okay, let's move on and read some reviewsies.
Ahem.
I'm reading reviewsies for me and for yousies.
We've got us some doozies, so let's read reviewsies.
All right, let's get the first reviewsy here.
Ahem.
This one's from username luthienrose1.
The title says, OMG, screaming emoji.
Oh, good scream, Reggie.
And the message says, I love WeWow on the weekend.
P.S., Reggie, what's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
And then there's a little ice cream emoji.
Well, Reggie, what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
What?
Blue?
Reggie, blue isn't a flavor.
Oh, whatever.
There's more here.
P.P.S.
Dennis, do you like waffles?
Waffle emoji.
Oh, yeah, Luthi and Rose 1.
I am a big fan of waffles, but I find them very difficult to eat because of all the little squares Reggie.
Well, I like to fill every single waffle square up exactly halfway with syrup.
And then I put a tiny ploop of butter in the middle of each syrupy square.
A ploop, Reggie, a ploop of butter.
Because that's the sound it makes.
Ploop.
Well, it depends on the waffle, but there's usually around 25 squares and it takes me 45 minutes to eat one waffle.
Next review-sy.
Okay, this comment comes from SnakeMaster2.0.
Ew, snakes?
The title says, snakes.
And the message says, I want snake week.
What?
No, no snake week.
First you all wanted turtle week and now snake week?
What would snake week even be?
Just a week of us hanging out with snakes?
And what would we do with them?
Like pet them and name them and make them little hats?
Okay, suddenly I'm into this.
Go find us some snakes, Reggie.
Fine, go find snakes later then.
Next Reviewsy.
All right, this next Reviewsy comes from username TheOneLink.
The title says, pretty good.
And the message says, Dennis, you brag way too much, but the podcast is good.
Three stars for you.
Hmm.
What?
I do not brag too much.
Just because I talk about how I have shiny hair and tons of fans and sing with the beauty of a thousand wind chimes, that's bragging.
Oh, whatever.
Let's see what else it says.
Five stars for Mindy and Guy Raz.
And I only get three?
Oh, and there's stars for you too, Reggie.
Looks like you get...
72 stars?
That's not fair.
Oh, you're right.
Thank you for the stars, The Lone Link.
And congratulations, Reggie.
You're a very popular beloved giant pigeon.
Thanks for all your reviews, these listeners.
Keep them coming.
If you leave a comment on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, I just might read it on WeWow on the weekend.
Five stars or more, please.
Reggie, I know it only goes to five stars, but I think if you click hard enough it'll give an extra star.
No, I did not just make that up.
Okay, I made that up.
Okay, okay, let's move on.
Actually, no, wait.
I have to use the bathroom.
I don't know.
Go to commercial or something.
Wow in the World will be right back.
Grown-ups, this message is for you.
That's it.
Back to the show.
Okay, I'm back.
So, Reggie, today I thought we'd try something a little different.
Yeah, I was thinking, instead of an Inside Tinkercast Studios where we listen to one of our favorite Tinkercast podcasts, we should do a Crafternoon.
Hooray!
Pancakes are for eating and rivers are for rafting, and Broadway is for my one-man show, but afternoons are for crafting.
Crafternoon!
Welcome to Crafternoon, everyone!
This is the part of the show where we spend the afternoon doing crafts together.
Oh, you're right, it's not afternoon yet.
It's only 11.59am!
Yeah, we better wait a second.
Waiting, waiting.
Reggie, no, don't touch anything yet.
It's not time.
Waiting.
Almost.
And okay, it's noon.
Welcome to Crafternoon, everyone.
Good question, Reggie.
Today's craft is finger painting.
Reggie, finger painting is not just for kids, it's for people of any age with fingers oh yeah or wings, right toes work too tentacles, um.
Maybe reggie, quit distracting me with your questions.
We're getting off track and i need to get out my big tub of art supplies.
There we go.
Okay, got some finger paint, got some paper.
Let's get finger painting.
What do you mean what am I doing?
I'm taping bananas to my fingers.
Because, Reggie, I don't want to touch finger paint with my fingers.
Because it feels cold and wet and oogie.
And so I'm going to tape bananas to my fingers and use those to touch the paint instead.
Exactly.
They're like big yellow fingers.
Oh, right.
I guess we're banana finger painting then.
Paintbrushes?
Reggie, that would just be normal painting.
No, this is better.
Trust me.
Okay, there we go.
Just like that.
Okay, ready?
Oh, right, I forgot to open the finger paint.
Um, little help?
Thank you, Reggie.
Okay, everyone, let's get banana finger painting.
Okay.
This is so relaxing.
Are you relaxed, Reggie?
You're not?
Well, are you relaxed now?
Fine, let me know when you're relaxed.
Sheesh.
Ooh, what are you painting, Reggie?
Oh, no, wait, don't tell me.
Let me guess.
Is it a giraffe?
No, okay.
Is it a sunset?
No, okay.
Is it a cheeseburger?
I don't know, then.
What is it?
Reggie, a postmodern examination of geometric negative space?
What does that even mean?
Oh, I see.
Very sophisticated.
Well, I'm making a banana finger painting of me riding a horse in space eating a bowl of fruit.
Because, Reggie, it's not art unless there's a bowl of fruit in it.
Speaking of fruit, my banana fingers are starting to mush up a little bit.
Banana mush all over my hands.
Now there's finger paint on the banana mush.
Reggie, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't help me.
You have paint on your feathers.
Ah, Reggie.
Now my banana mush paint is covered in Reggie feather paint.
Yes, I've been banana-ed and painted and feathered, and I want to go home.
All right, this is my home.
Perfect.
Where are my wet wipes?
Thank you, Reggie.
Just wipe this up here.
Okay, now while I clean myself off, you go hang the paintings up in the art gallery.
The art gallery, Reggie.
Over here on this wall.
Okay, good.
Now come back here and let's observe our art.
Let me present to you, Reggie, my banana finger painting entitled Dennis and His Space Horse.
The horse's name is Star Princess.
What's your feather painting called?
It's just called Reggie's art.
Reggie, no, that's boring.
Well, let me help you.
Let's call it the essence of feather fingers.
Fine, the essence of feather fingers and geometric negative whatever you said.
Okay, I think that's enough art for one day.
Let's wrap this up.
Thank you to all our listeners out there for tuning in to WeeWOW on the weekend.
If you participated in today's Crafternoon, you can share pictures and video with us at Tinkercastcom.
Slash share.
And if you have a question for me, call and leave me a message at 1-888-7-WOW-WOW.
That's 1-888-7-WOW-WOW.
I just might answer your question on WeWOW on the weekend.
Okay, want to do the goodbye song?
That's the end of the show.
I have to go throw away all these mushy bananas.
But I'll do another show tomorrow.
But for now, it's the end of the show.
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